Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

[dickman69]

^ kill yourself

[Forum]

Door to door haribo salesman? sure I can see the point, not fish

[Lye_Form]

Yeah i would be dubious about it. sounds untrustworthy & suspicious.

[garethom]

^ kill yourself

It's not very kind to tell somebody to krill themselves. It's a very shellfish attitude. Hope I never see you trout and about mate.

[Liam92]

We have people to go door-to-door selling cakes - muffins, caramel shortcake and stuff.

[Forum]

^ kill yourself

It's not very kind to tell somebody to krill themselves. It's a very shellfish attitude. Hope I never see you trout and about mate.

[Jizz]

I wish more classic jungle and dnb was on digital.

watch out #labelA

[kidshuffle]

Some old bitch at work is subtly sexually harassing me; I feel so violated

I'm gunna make one of those "I need feminism because..." signs now

[Sexual_Chocolate]

only people i get knocking at my door are fucking bailiffs.

jehovas dont even visit

[sigbowls]

i think 2015 will be better. pot will be legal and people will die from it. i love stories about weed deaths

[hifi]

[garethom]

John Kerry tells fugitive Edward Snowden to 'man up'

US Secretary of State John Kerry has labelled intelligence leaker Edward Snowden a fugitive from justice who should "man up" and return home.

Mr Kerry added that if Mr Snowden, 30, "believes in America, he should trust the American system of justice".

Don't quite think John Kerry understands...

[ezza]

i had some next sleep paralysis last night

two things came in my room and held my arms down and was strangling me. I kinda knew it was happening tho so i was chill, woke up after a few mins and went toilet

whenever i get it i find the best way to get out of it is to start by moving one of your fingers, then all your fingers, then your arm, and then after a while your blesss

[Molzie]

i had some next sleep paralysis last night

two things came in my room and held my arms down and was strangling me. I kinda knew it was happening tho so i was chill, woke up after a few mins and went toilet

whenever i get it i find the best way to get out of it is to start by moving one of your fingers, then all your fingers, then your arm, and then after a while your blesss

Did you have a visit from the old hag?

Does this happen often? Can you see anything at the time?

[wub]

Sounds like the old bird you're shagging is in fact a succubus.

[garethom]

i had some next sleep paralysis last night

two things came in my room and held my arms down and was strangling me. I kinda knew it was happening tho so i was chill, woke up after a few mins and went toilet

whenever i get it i find the best way to get out of it is to start by moving one of your fingers, then all your fingers, then your arm, and then after a while your blesss

Did you have a visit from the old hag?

mate molzie just slagged ur mom

[ezza]

i had some next sleep paralysis last night

two things came in my room and held my arms down and was strangling me. I kinda knew it was happening tho so i was chill, woke up after a few mins and went toilet

whenever i get it i find the best way to get out of it is to start by moving one of your fingers, then all your fingers, then your arm, and then after a while your blesss

Did you have a visit from the old hag?

Does this happen often? Can you see anything at the time?

maybe once a month

i see like like people that look like they're in black hoodies/cloaks but you cant see there face - but even thats too detailed tbf, its more just a blurred figure, and it usually only the upper body and arms

last night there was like 2 or 3 though which was weird for me, and i dont normally get the strangling/suffocation feeling so that was new. usually i just cant move my body but im aware of stuff going on around me, usually figures and stuff moving in my room

i set myself up a lot though cus my wardrobe is at the foot of my bed and i hang my hoodies and coats on the door of it, so when i wake up sometimes i shit my self thinking someones standing at the end of my bed

[kidshuffle]

4 big ups and im the truest hed

[wub]

4 big ups and im the truest hed

[kidshuffle]

Dont be a bully wub