The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[m8son666]

managed to set off the rape alarm on a borrowed set of keys. blind panic..

That's a new one, gonna use that next time

[RKM]

word, must have been a new model, i know where the off switch is on most of them

[topmo3]

do women actually need those in your parts? thot that was only on american television series

not pissed but slightly vexed about the weather.. for over a month it's been like 30 degrees hot for a week or so then to like 3-10 degrees with rain or even fuking SLEET ... then back to hot again now we're at the cold and rainy bit

[kidshuffle]

i've met some of, what are now, my best mates through going out on my own

Meet bare lads when I roll solo. Some of the finest times ive had. Whole crews adopt me and link me the best bootleg afterparties I've been to and I've landed most of my top lays just out on town comando. Big fan tbh. One time in Montreal I ended up in a huge converted garage that was turned into a loft. DJ's running all night and the girls that owned the place were strippers, it was their "after" work jam. Was about 16 guys and 35 hot French and latina strippers blowing rails til 9am. I was fed cocaine/liquor and violated til the next day because I was "cute and all alone awwwww".

fucking hell americas big

I often drive Montreal/Toronto lol.. google it I think its the equivalent of driving up and down the uk.

montreal is a hell of a place. i cant wait to go visit my family there soon fuck

[syrup]

Twisted ankle, my gyal is coming to my town for the first time tomorrow aswell.. W
I wanted to show her around a bit :s

[rickyarbino]

Give her the google maps tour, followed by the bedroom tour.

[CreamLord]

managed to set off the rape alarm

lol used to have a rape alarm when I was like 9 (my mum gave it to me) used to piss my sister off with it

[rickyarbino]

managed to set off the rape alarm

lol used to have a rape alarm when I was like 9 (my mum gave it to me) used to piss my sister off with it

Yeah, that's still weird

[RKM]

eurgh wtf is up with moths swear down i just had to kill one that looked like a small winged cat in size

[CreamLord]

@Jesslem - lol I don't think she knew what it was cause she was like here I found this thing in my classroom or something like that

@RKM - yeah moths are pagans (same with all bugs that come inside tbh)

[rickyarbino]

I remember the first time I killed a moth, I squashed it with my notebook in a Portuguese class and it's insides splatted out and they were green. Iirc, I actually screamed.

[Liam92]

Went to bed at a reasonable time (11:30), so I could get up early and do some work tomorrow morning, 2.20am and I still can't get to sleep cos my room's fucking boiling

[rickyarbino]

bring your fridge into your room and leave it open by your bed.

[Johnlenham]

first time in a loooooooong time that ive felt close to being hungover and now my shitty neighbours are blasting pop drum and bass remixes.

Oh yeah shit I heard a drum and bass remix of pharells Happy last night, fuuuuuck that.

[m8son666]

This girl will be the end of me. She will text me to arrange to do something, we will organise it then when it gets to the day i text her to ask what time i should meet her and she just doesn't text me back and ignores my calls.

fuck sake i mean if it was me who arranged it in the first place and then she pars me then yh fair enough she just ain't interested but shes the one who fucking asks me out in the first place.

I've forced myself to get over her like 3 separate times but then soon as i see her i'm obsessed once again. Everyone who knows us both are like ooo when are you two gonna be together and all that shit, her housemates the other night were all like you two are made for each other. Its fucking bollocks.

Feel free to take the piss out of me lol

[Johoosh]

first time in a loooooooong time that ive felt close to being hungover and now my shitty neighbours are blasting pop drum and bass remixes.

Oh yeah shit I heard a drum and bass remix of pharells Happy last night, fuuuuuck that.

Big it Lenhurm last night was interesting

[skimpi]

This girl will be the end of me. She will text me to arrange to do something, we will organise it then when it gets to the day i text her to ask what time i should meet her and she just doesn't text me back and ignores my calls.

fuck sake i mean if it was me who arranged it in the first place and then she pars me then yh fair enough she just ain't interested but shes the one who fucking asks me out in the first place.

I've forced myself to get over her like 3 separate times but then soon as i see her i'm obsessed once again. Everyone who knows us both are like ooo when are you two gonna be together and all that shit, her housemates the other night were all like you two are made for each other. Its fucking bollocks.

Feel free to take the piss out of me lol

LOOOLLLLL

Yeah but fuck that is some wack shit, fucking hate ppl like that, just fucking say if you dont wanna do it.

[RKM]

lol

but seriously, have you tried just calling her one day just like out of the blue and saying let's do something today, kinda seems like she's enjoying making these plans and letting you come to her, without taking them that seriously, if you do that twice and she says nah she probably is just a bitch

[DiegoSapiens]

had that kind of relationship a lot, and until recently i didnt realize the solution for that sexual tension is always being a dirty lad. just call her this friday and tell her that you have a bottle of alcohol from last day and if she wants to do something, and then straight to the ass, no b8 #feelings shit.

[xtcvsmistycold]

^cold is the way fwd