The jesslem thread

[rickyarbino]

Maybe, but your parents are siblings.

[lovelydivot]

Yeah - well wait till you see my Gidget…

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[rickyarbino]

I don't get it? You're talking about LSD and Feminist issues, which have other threads that you've posted in extensively.
And to take a feminist issue from a couple of your mum jokes is pretty fucking stupid imo. Not talking about women, talking about the mothers of two individuals, and not even being remotely serious about them.

[lovelydivot]

….double butter…hmmm

[rickyarbino]

Elaborate.
I know you read the posts, so you should've already known what I said, but I don't know why you took it on that level.

[lovelydivot]

…they played you like a girl…

...so growing a beard is anti-establishment…


I didn't know.

[lovelydivot]

I mean - I always noticed those bearded hipster kids kinda puffing each other
for the beards…

But I didn't know it was the equivalent of a jailhouse tattoo.



We should change the title of this thread to - Jesslem Grows a Feminine Beard Thread.

It's a bit like being banished to the kitchen…
Where you become obsessed with boiling potatoes...
and eventually kill yourself with an oven.

[rickyarbino]

Speak slowly. Finish your sentences.

[lovelydivot]

……nope…..

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[finji]

jesslem and bm in the same thread togethr, have fun. im out

[rickyarbino]

B, how do your conversations in face to face situations play out? Do you ever actually speak directly to what people say to you, or is it usually the same kind of seemingly empty babble you put out here?

[lovelydivot]

It never happens….I just listen to what they say and usually leave.

- wait - then have a violent conniption in the car.
tourettes type thing



….these haters can't hold me back...

[rickyarbino]

Well do you think you could give it a try? Just this once. See how it goes. I imagine you'd feel quite vulnerable saying something that people could fully understand, but it has merit in providing a certain kind of relief that can be almost therapeutic.

[lovelydivot]

I told you guys the "sushi boat" story didn't I….?

That was one of my most postal moments ever….
All I could hear in my head was Super Hinoi Team - Night of Fire….
It was really scary on a personal level.

I felt like I was the killer from "In the Miso Soup"

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[lovelydivot]

Back to you now Jesslem…

[lovelydivot]

You did not just say "Hey Sexy Lady"….

Because that was just a male appendage…


seriously though - What is it Jesslem…
...something simple - normal

like - Hey dude what's up - nice thread you got here…
I'm appreciating it. Yea big ups.


gonna win all the money

[ehbes]

I do that quite regularly tbf.

At which point you make a new account

[rickyarbino]

I do that quite regularly tbf.

At which point you make a new account

Nah, that's more or less when I get to 2000 posts or when I get permabanned. Think I'll stick to this one tbh, bonk was probably the first actual troll account I've made, that was more of an experiment though tbh, as far as trolling goes you guys seem respond way more to me when you know it's 'me'.

BM, I think I'm gonna bow out of this one because I can't follow what you're saying to me. I tried to ask, but your persistence makes me feel bored and uncomfortable.

[CreamLord]

Good read

[lovelydivot]

Jesslem - Jesslem hey….

Hey dude - what's up - nice thread you got here…
I'm appreciating it. Yea big ups.


I'm appreciating it with sugar on top.