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Postby kidshuffle » Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:16 am

DiegoSapiens wrote:details plis

Pretty sure I've said this multiple times

Long story short, i didnt get into his show because of some bullshit, but after the show was done he was hanging with my good friends, I was trying to just say respect for coming to canada, and he didnt really pay me any mind until he saw that I had clove cigarettes and a joint. He then proceeded to get my friend to bum a smoke from me and of course got in on the j. I wasnt mad or anything but its like come on nigga :cornlol:
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Postby Johoosh » Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:52 am

Not exactly spoken to but

At the Medi Outlook boat last year he kept wandering about the crowd skanking out.

Was skanking right next to my mate for Tunnidge, then he dropped Asteroids = instantly stopped moving b2b began beard stroking & walked off :lol:

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Postby DiegoSapiens » Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:53 am

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH thats amazing
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Postby bennyfroobs » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:05 pm

lololl

so much for anti war dub eh
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-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
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Postby m8son666 » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:15 pm

he pissed on my girlfriend
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Postby Johoosh » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:16 pm

Also at that Outlook D Double kissed his teeth at me when i said 'big set mate'

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Postby kaili » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:46 pm

I saw Mala at a shop in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Postby DiegoSapiens » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:47 pm

typical mala
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Postby Harkat » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:53 pm

kaili wrote:I saw Mala at a shop in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


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Postby RADD » Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:50 pm

This guy discoveres DMZ in 2013 and starts a brag thread about meeting Mala :cornlol:
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Postby bennyfroobs » Mon Jun 30, 2014 2:12 pm

everyones gotta start somewqhere

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-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
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Postby OGLemon » Mon Jun 30, 2014 2:21 pm

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Postby DJSpekt » Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:20 pm

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that schnozz is legendary!
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Postby Phigure » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:00 pm

mala and i

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Postby Muncey » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:52 pm

He told me MZD007 is the rarest vinyl he owns.
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Postby Lye_Form » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:53 am

I was only 9 years old
I loved Mala so much, I had all the DMZ merchandise and Dubplates
I pray to Mala every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Mala is love" I say; "Mala is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Mala
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Mala
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my Rave."
He grabs me with his powerful DJ hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Mala
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Mala
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Mala
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Mala looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all Jahovia now."
Mala leaves through my window
Mala is love. Mala is life.
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Postby RKM » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:55 am

i was so sure that was gonna end in 'everybody walk the dinosaur'
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Postby Molzie » Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:09 am

this thread is beautiful. big up op
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Postby bennyfroobs » Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:15 am

Lye Form wrote:Mala looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all Jahovia now."



:cornlol: :cornlol:
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Postby Harkat » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:50 am

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