The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Dead Rats]

"Who's a good self-loathing dog? Aww you are! You're such good boy.. I mean.. such a good dog. You have no way of accurately communicating your gender-identification to me and it would be presumptious of me to call you a boy because you were born with male bodyparts"

what about leg shagging? surely that's a dog letting you know he's a bloke

[Genevieve]

"Who's a good self-loathing dog? Aww you are! You're such good boy.. I mean.. such a good dog. You have no way of accurately communicating your gender-identification to me and it would be presumptious of me to call you a boy because you were born with male bodyparts"

what about leg shagging? surely that's a dog letting you know he's a bloke

I think both male and female dogs do it. It's to assert dominance over the other.

[ehbes]

Do you also have issue with boats being referred to as women? Or really any other stupid things to get up in arms about?

[hubb]

whaaaat lol

[Genevieve]

Do you also have issue with boats being referred to as women? Or really any other stupid things to get up in arms about?

I do, but only because boats are obviously phallic.

[hubb]

always thought of fancy cars as really braggy shoes

[Molzie]

This email from a client

Can you please make the size larger but smaller

every time time a coconut

[m8son666]

well can you?

[Molzie]

shut up. of course I can

[m8son666]

what about taller but shorter?

[Molzie]

reminded me of a time when I asked a gullible mate if I could borrow a straight edged curvy. Him and his dad spent a good 20 minutes looking for one in their shed

[Liam92]

Just got woken up by a moth

[sigbowls]

Time needs to move faster until next month

[ehbes]

Just got woken up by a moth

i saw

[Liam92]

Just got woken up by a moth

i saw

I swear I have a phobia of them or something, they freak me out

[RKM]

innit ebhz is booky

[bennyfroobs]

This email from a client

Can you please make the size larger but smaller

every time time a coconut

hahaha thats great

submit to clients from hell defo




"ive sent u the logo in a word doccument"

150px by 150px

[bennyfroobs]

i used to like tumblr but now i hate it


all i see is idiots and things that i get annoyed about and arses i want to slap but cant (i guess that comes in previous category)

and like maybe 1 picture of a funny dog gif every 300 hipster crap images

[m8son666]

im getting pretty bored of people telling me there's gonna be ww3 every other minute

[DiegoSapiens]

I have lost my drugs for dour festival in the house of my mate anc i cant find it anywhere, the batery of my mac is dead and i woke up today with my throat infected