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rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:57 pm

nowaysj wrote:Just came out of a big box hardware store (home depot for those stateside) and my daughter and I were carrying stuff out (no bags in the bay area anymore, it is totally awesome), and I asked my daughter to hold the receipt, she started putting it in her pocket, and I was like, keep it out. She was like, why? I, in a hurry and a generally brusk dad (I hate shlepping shit), was like, just do it! So we're walking out, and I'm like, we have to keep our receipt out, so the store knows that we bought this shit, otherwise, you could just grab stuff off the shelf and walk out. INSTANTLY she goes, well, you could just keep an old receipt, go to the shelves get what you want and walk out... age nine is already seeing paths towards petty larceny. She is sweet and is smart as a tack, much smarter than her dad, which is quite a feat , 4.0 student, but at age 9 that vision has already cast its gaze on the darkness.

I think i nicked a toy car from tesco when I was 6.

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:07 am

I stole 6p from my aunt once

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:37 am

I knew a guy who claimed to have lost his virginity to his aunt, so you could say that he stole his aunt from his uncle.

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:42 am

A whole new level

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:54 am

GreenWaffle wrote:I stole 6p from my aunt once

6x1ps or 5p+1p?

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:10 am

3 2ps

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:06 am

GreenWaffle wrote:3 2ps

Ooooooh i didn't think of that combination

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:09 am

I remember I kept it in my coat pocket and one day my dad somehow found it and his like where'd you get this and for some reason I felt so guilty so I just confessed to stealing it rather than saying I found it on the floor or something and he ended up giving me a slap

RKM · Post by **RKM** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:15 am

treat em mean keep em keen

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:16 am

Seems like he already was keen, and had it beat out of him?

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:19 pm

I've had many things beat out of me

Harkat · Post by **Harkat** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:27 pm

I beat a lot of "things" out of myself

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:41 pm

DrGatineau · Post by **DrGatineau** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:01 pm

I actually really like this tune. This is some quality fuggin el-b despite the association w/ disclosure

can't find it anywhere on the internet including for pay. would anyone be so kind as to send it to me or link me a place to purchase or DL?

EDIT: nvm i found it i think

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:00 pm

Let It Go is a great song

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:10 pm

Frozen or Ferg

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 10:32 pm

Frozen

Harkat · Post by **Harkat** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:01 pm

^Boy have I got the thing for you

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:24 pm

Lol I can't remember if someone here posted that or if I saw it on fb

LACE · Post by **LACE** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:40 am

ehbrums1 wrote:Let It Go is a great song

seriously like..

i' m getting upset.

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