If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

Post by mks » Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:33 pm

Shiieeet. I already started the screenplay on that one.

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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

Post by magma » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:25 am

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I'll take it, though the Dench suggestion was pretty fucking inspired.
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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

Post by wub » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:27 am

I can't believe Judi Dench played me...

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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

Post by magma » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:41 am

Nick Cave as Wolf89:

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Jonah Hill as Dubluke:

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Kerry Washington as LACE:
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John Oliver as Hobson:

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Deryck "I used to be in pop-band Sum 41, but now I'm usually just in hospital" Whibley as M8son:

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Introducing Thomas Turgoose as Young Cliff:

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.... and Michio Kaku as Old Kay:

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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

Post by finji » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:47 am

bang on magma
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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

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magma wrote:.... and Michio Kaku as Old Kay:

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I think I can live with that!
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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

Post by kidshuffle » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:34 pm

^not enough facial hair to be wolf


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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

Post by LACE » Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:19 pm

wow i came to nominate rosario dawson for myself, she's basically playing me in clerks 2 but you know what? i think i'm gonna take the lovely ms.washington instead :corndance:
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Post by nousd » Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:43 am

actually I thought Ms Oregon was loveliest this year.
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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

Post by nowaysj » Wed Sep 10, 2014 1:31 am

Not gonna lie, Lace was played by Rosario Dawson in my rendition of SNH, to Hogwarts and Beyond. I think it is crazy that someone mentioned that.
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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

Post by LACE » Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:34 am

she's definitely the one, with a heavy dosage of abernathy. (her character from death proof)

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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:57 am

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Re: If a film was made of SNH, which actors would play who?

Post by wolf89 » Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:32 pm

nah cause that would imply he had the ability to be funny sometimes.

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