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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:49 am

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Post by particle-jim » Sun Nov 02, 2014 12:04 pm

I find threats of violence often to be more effective than the violence itself... Failing that a tight arm lock does the job
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Post by test_recordings » Sun Nov 02, 2014 1:35 pm

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test_recordings wrote:One of my students was threatening to hit me and slap me in class and I just told him to sit down because he's weak.
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It's an all boys school so they're really fucking immature and think they're boss at the same time. They don't actually care about getting a reaction from me, they just love acting like dicks because the Japanese teachers have psychological control of them generally. The problem is that either if what they're doing isn't making me flip out or something they do it anyway because that's what gets them off.

The same little shit threw his shoe at me behind my back the other day as well. I think next time I'll just bat it out the window because we're on the second floor and he has to walk a way to get it back. My excuse will be "Well, why was his shoe coming at me in the air then? Hmm, hmm....".

I won't hit kids because I can't get away with it, rather not anyway tbh. The Japanese teachers though, wow, some of them'll walk up behind a kid that's sleeping and full on smack up the back of their head WATOOSH. It's illegal but loads do it because it's traditional so no-one cares and parents want teachers to be really strict with their kids. One of our team made a kid cry by just having a go at him because he was mouthing off and we think he told his parents to get our guy in shit but the mother came in with a bag of rice cakes and a letter written in broken English which she read to him while crying to apologise for her son's behaviour :corntard:
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by _Agu_ » Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:08 pm

particle-jim wrote:I find threats of violence often to be more effective than the violence itself... Failing that a tight arm lock does the job
It depends, some junkie came to me last friday night yelling to my face that he kills me if I don't give him 200€. He got an elbow to the jaw, a few hits to the face and ended up getting air kicked from his lungs laying on the ground until local police came to pick him up.

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by _Agu_ » Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:08 pm

^ofc, things with kids are quite different.

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particle-jim wrote:I find threats of violence often to be more effective than the violence itself... Failing that a tight arm lock does the job
It depends, some junkie came to me last friday night yelling to my face that he kills me if I don't give him 200€. He got an elbow to the jaw, a few hits to the face and ended up getting air kicked from his lungs laying on the ground until local police came to pick him up.
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nowaysj wrote:
DiegoSapiens wrote:wtf noway that avatar :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by deadly_habit » Mon Nov 03, 2014 7:15 am

if anyone saw the babadook, jessus i would have a hard time restraining myself. worst kid on film, and best actor.

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Post by ehbes » Tue Nov 04, 2014 4:03 am

BonerJams04 wrote:me and my dad got in a fistfight when I was 17. I totally had it comin tho. Just being a little shit.

Holy shit though he came at me and I uppercut him right In the stomach as hard as I could and it didn't even phase him. That old man strength b2b dad bod. That's when I knew I was fucked.
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Post by RKM » Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:58 am

deadly_habit wrote:if anyone saw the babadook, jessus i would have a hard time restraining myself. worst kid on film, and best actor.
swear the early 2000s had the most slappable fucking child actors, always some little blond kid with spiked hair who needed to get decked
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Post by xtcvsmistycold » Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:41 pm

_Agu_ wrote:
particle-jim wrote:I find threats of violence often to be more effective than the violence itself... Failing that a tight arm lock does the job
It depends, some junkie came to me last friday night yelling to my face that he kills me if I don't give him 200€. He got an elbow to the jaw, a few hits to the face and ended up getting air kicked from his lungs laying on the ground until local police came to pick him up.
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by nowaysj » Tue Nov 04, 2014 8:53 pm

Dude, last weekend was walking out in the savannah, this rhino comes up to me, and I'm like, "AND WHAT!" Rhino is like, "Bitch don't front, I'll flatten you." So I grab this rhino by the horn and bend his face down into a pile of giraffe shit, stuck his nose right in there, and whisper in his ear, "I don't think you know you you're dealing with." Rhino tries to say something but it is garbled by giraffe shit, so I reach around and grab his rhino nuts and give them a twist, and he just collapsed.

I'm like, "Next time you hear me call your name, you coming running." Rhino runs errands and shit for me now.

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by hubb » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:32 pm

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by magma » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:39 pm

nowaysj wrote:Dude, last weekend was walking out in the savannah, this rhino comes up to me, and I'm like, "AND WHAT!" Rhino is like, "Bitch don't front, I'll flatten you." So I grab this rhino by the horn and bend his face down into a pile of giraffe shit, stuck his nose right in there, and whisper in his ear, "I don't think you know you you're dealing with." Rhino tries to say something but it is garbled by giraffe shit, so I reach around and grab his rhino nuts and give them a twist, and he just collapsed.

I'm like, "Next time you hear me call your name, you coming running." Rhino runs errands and shit for me now.

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by hubb » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:41 pm

HANDS?`???

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