Would Atheists drink their own dad's sperm? #Atheistlogic

[SignalRecon]

Dawah Man speaks out about all you atheist sperm drinkers tbf..

[goose]

wat.

did not watch. cliffs please

[OGLemon]

cringe

[CreamLord]

I'd drink it regardless tbf

[SignalRecon]

Par creamlord move tbf, I'd be upset you had such a sick name if you didnt.

[jrkhnds]

what I hate about these speeches and "arguments" is how much more of a hassle it is to reply than make one up.

[CreamLord]

cba watching the whole thing, but at least I know that shark sex = rape


also why would anyone ever store a 500ml bottle of sperm in a fridge....actually that's a fuckload of sperm, must've taken the dad like a year to collect that much

[CreamLord]

Par creamlord move tbf, I'd be upset you had such a sick name if you didnt.

lol what did you say?

[SignalRecon]

cba watching the whole thing, but at least I know that shark sex = rape


also why would anyone ever store a 500ml bottle of sperm in a fridge....actually that's a fuckload of sperm, must've taken the dad like a year to collect that much

Your dad doesn't store half liters of jizz randomly in the fridge? What kind of fucking atheists are you even?

[CreamLord]

maybe its an athiest thing

[nobody]

I have never drank my dads sperm, checkmate atheists

[jrkhnds]

this video would have been ten times funnier if it was made by a catholic.
"Would Atheists Drink Father's Sperm (aswell)?"

[ezza]

what I hate about these speeches and "arguments" is how much more of a hassle it is to reply than make one up.

lol thats so true

[nousd]

annoying salesman trying to convince through rapid fire delivery hiding illogicality:
You're an aetheist so go & drink your dad's sperm.
Equivalent to:
You're a muslim, so go & kill everybody that rejects your faith.

*o wait*

as for drinking my dad's sperm
no I wouldn't have any religious/philosophical qualms about it,
it's comparable to milk if kept sanitary
but I'd have the aesthetic reservations
that pre-religion cavemen probably had.

Besides, where in the Torah, Bible or Koran does it say you can't drink your old man's spunk?

[ultraspatial]

the ambigous part w/ onan spilling his seed

[forbidden]

nothing wrong with my world view. preachy and annoying, didn't make it past 2 minutes.

[nousd]

the ambigous part w/ onan spilling his seed

but it didn't say, once spilt not to be lapped up

mind, there's probably some weird sanction against it
that a religious crank spent meditating about for ten years
before writing a treatise which was subsequently believed to be God-given & thus inviolate
at the risk of having to eat your own gonads or, worse, being excommunicated from the company of your fellow bigots.

[Muncey]

lol "we're smart now, we're not going to do anything stupid now"

The irony.

[orangeluva56]

atheists might drink sperm but at least they aint gonna behead me

[jrkhnds]

poor form. you're a bit dumb.