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tonight feels critical

Post by nousd » Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:40 am

with SNH reaching a pseudo-acme of ennui and wierdness
from which we cannot return to normality.

no really

imo we are now off-kilter til the end of 24 hour time
with all the unsolved mathematical quandries left virginable
and fitness unachievable except for surviving evolution
which is to say, wee is fucked
well, little wee is fucked because our kidneys couldn't handle being fried & eaten

and just because yr flexible
doesn't mean yr more spiritual
no-one is more spiritual than an other
rituals, goodness, floatation and hours of mediation don't create spiritual.
Being around creates spiritual,
whatever dushbag behaviour yu get up to,
cos we're in this together (sorry if that makes me a populist)
we are equally spiritual
no bullshit artist is more spiritual than yu & me
and if they so claim they is up themselves or thinking archaically

in fact I'm entitled to consider myself a spiritual being taking ice
and beating some fucker's brain outs
cos we is one, connected with my boot & comingling blood
even as my sperm spurts onto yr face and into yr mouth
and, gurgling, you swallow some and my baby forms in yr brain

so, when in 3 months, yr about to deliver our child thru yr anus
and, reasonably, expect it to hurt
just remember
me, you & it are equally spiritual beings
with none of us more enlightened than the other
smarter, stronger, wiser, hipper, wierder maybe
but don't fuckin' bullshit me about being more spiritual
cos we're all one man
all one
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by dickman69 » Thu Nov 27, 2014 1:48 pm

Happy Thanksgiving! :D
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by nobody » Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:08 pm

It's the weekend for me!

Good post btw, made me giggle.
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by OGLemon » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:14 pm

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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by soronery » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:18 pm

nousd wrote:with SNH reaching a pseudo-acme of ennui and wierdness
from which we cannot return to normality.

no really

imo we are now off-kilter til the end of 24 hour time
with all the unsolved mathematical quandries left virginable
and fitness unachievable except for surviving evolution
which is to say, wee is fucked
well, little wee is fucked because our kidneys couldn't handle being fried & eaten

and just because yr flexible
doesn't mean yr more spiritual
no-one is more spiritual than an other
rituals, goodness, floatation and hours of mediation don't create spiritual.
Being around creates spiritual,
whatever dushbag behaviour yu get up to,
cos we're in this together (sorry if that makes me a populist)
we are equally spiritual
no bullshit artist is more spiritual than yu & me
and if they so claim they is up themselves or thinking archaically

in fact I'm entitled to consider myself a spiritual being taking ice
and beating some fucker's brain outs
cos we is one, connected with my boot & comingling blood
even as my sperm spurts onto yr face and into yr mouth
and, gurgling, you swallow some and my baby forms in yr brain

so, when in 3 months, yr about to deliver our child thru yr anus
and, reasonably, expect it to hurt
just remember
me, you & it are equally spiritual beings
with none of us more enlightened than the other
smarter, stronger, wiser, hipper, wierder maybe
but don't fuckin' bullshit me about being more spiritual
cos we're all one man
all one
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by nousd » Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:44 pm

dickman69 wrote:Happy Thanksgiving! :D
same to you dickman
hope you won't be the only turkey at the table -w-
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by mks » Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:15 am

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Post by nowaysj » Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:46 am

lol spiritual
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Post by butter_man » Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:39 am

nousd wrote:with SNH reaching a pseudo-acme of ennui and wierdness
from which we cannot return to normality.

no really

imo we are now off-kilter til the end of 24 hour time
with all the unsolved mathematical quandries left virginable
and fitness unachievable except for surviving evolution
which is to say, wee is fucked
well, little wee is fucked because our kidneys couldn't handle being fried & eaten

and just because yr flexible
doesn't mean yr more spiritual
no-one is more spiritual than an other
rituals, goodness, floatation and hours of mediation don't create spiritual.
Being around creates spiritual,
whatever dushbag behaviour yu get up to,
cos we're in this together (sorry if that makes me a populist)
we are equally spiritual
no bullshit artist is more spiritual than yu & me
and if they so claim they is up themselves or thinking archaically

in fact I'm entitled to consider myself a spiritual being taking ice
and beating some fucker's brain outs
cos we is one, connected with my boot & comingling blood
even as my sperm spurts onto yr face and into yr mouth
and, gurgling, you swallow some and my baby forms in yr brain

so, when in 3 months, yr about to deliver our child thru yr anus
and, reasonably, expect it to hurt
just remember
me, you & it are equally spiritual beings
with none of us more enlightened than the other
smarter, stronger, wiser, hipper, wierder maybe
but don't fuckin' bullshit me about being more spiritual
cos we're all one man
all one
such objectivism can only come from a pedestal.
may not be your spirit but in some way it seems you feel above the collective.
after all it is a birds eye view you offer, and most of us only have eyes in our heads, and are not birds.
I assumed salt was a by-product of ocean swimming though.
seems some spray can reach up to lofty heights-
or is it the after taste of gods cock bestowed upon those holier than the holier than thou's
that lingers round in speech after a fall from grace in the eyes of those who once admired you.
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by nousd » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:40 am

dunno about a pedestal
but am currently living on a third floor
sometimes feeling trapped by a lingering demise
when I'd rather be raped by a lingerie chemise
(hence the aggression)
but I can't relate to a fall from grace,
would more likely jump or be pushed.

& salt, huh?

an intriguing interpretation butters,
fees a little annoyed or aggravated,
so a centrifugal counterbalance.
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by nousd » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:53 am

anyway
my month's trial as moderator for the SNH sub-forum is up tomorrow
and I believe that I did a good job.
Hopefully you can judge my performance on its own merit,
which is why I haven't previously revealed my role before now.

A few attempts at porn were rebuffed
and I finally got rid of BM's blather.
A few other people that you won't miss have been banned
and a thread that incited mediocrity has been deleted.
There were no complaints during my month
apart from wub's
when I caught him lurking as The Spanish Fly

suffice to say
when I call for your endorsement after xmas
I'll look forward to your support
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by nousd » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:54 am

o & I've made drubway an offer for the site,
an offer that I believe is too good to refuse.
However he is holding out for a higher amount for goodwill.
I believe that he has no proprietary claim to this component;
that it is the members themselves who embody this value
therefore I appeal for your support at the appropriate time on this consideration.
If successful, I will throw intimate & exclusive parties for ninjas in the pre-eminent cities of each populated continent during March.
If unsuccessful, I'll keep bullshitting about unbelievable shit.
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by sixs » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:54 am

/ban
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by ehbes » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:42 pm

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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by nowaysj » Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:41 pm

ehbes wrote: Image
This should be your avatar and then you should think about that.
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by butter_man » Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:22 pm

nousd wrote:dunno about a pedestal
but am currently living on a third floor
sometimes feeling trapped by a lingering demise
when I'd rather be raped by a lingerie chemise
(hence the aggression)
but I can't relate to a fall from grace,
would more likely jump or be pushed.

& salt, huh?

an intriguing interpretation butters,
fees a little annoyed or aggravated,
so a centrifugal counterbalance.
like two men holding each others arms
spinning, afraid to let the other swing
a stalemate, I'll let it side.
backing out the room claiming 'poet off'
sounding more to the initiated as 'bad day'.
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Re: tonight feels critical...even tho it's midweek

Post by nousd » Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:10 pm

ah!
thank Mazda
I can leave anytime now,
knowing I'm replaceable.

Not that I'm gunna leave (again)
gotta see noway & erpes out.
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Re: tonight feels critical

Post by nowaysj » Fri Dec 05, 2014 6:03 pm

No my friend, this is a contest and I will win it. I will be the last poster. I'll fill hundreds of threads with thousands of pages of my veiled rambling.
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Re: tonight feels critical

Post by Jizz » Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:46 pm

how can one be last in a mandala :6:

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Re: tonight feels critical

Post by nousd » Sat Dec 06, 2014 4:50 am

^ -q-
nowaysj wrote:No my friend, this is a contest and I will win it. I will be the last poster. I'll fill hundreds of threads with thousands of pages of my veiled rambling.


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