ur favorite masturbated story

[wobbles]

remember that one time when u masturbateed and it was funny? tell ur story below lol

[3za]

Art classroom.

I want some background info on this one.

I was around 12-13, and I did some stupid shit to try, and impress this girl I fancied (first real life crush). My art teacher kicked me out of the class, and sent me to the empty art room next door. So I was still thinking about her, so I bashed one out into the art sink. Then like 5 mins later the teacher sent her to the same room as me, we chatted, and I didn't get laid.

There was once a new girl at work (she was fat, and ugly), but I i didn't have a wank for a day, or two. I had to go bash one out in the toilet, so I could hold a half normal conversation with her. Never once found her attractive after that wank.

From my masturbation thread: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=257847

I once had this cute girl leave me some comments/follow me on SC, so I listened to their tunes, and followed them back, but then I read a comment along the line of "steve this tune is sick bruv" "cheers mate " Now that was a awkward wank...

I got a funny feeling SC might not me be the site for me...

Bonus from a thread in production about SC pics.

Don't think I have any new stories to tell tbh, but there I definitely a few from years gone by...

[butter_man]

teenage 5th attempt near death wank.