The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[finji]

u fudgepacker

[ezza]

im not about this day tbf

i forgot how horrible proper hangovers are. went on a proper piss up last night cant remember shit. drank so much white russian and then spirits that im throwing up curdled milk

[Johoosh]

Hanging tae fuck and ive got to go and pick up a fucking accordian from Camberwell

Plus burn nuff CDs to play out on some fisher price decks on Monday

[ehbes]

im not about this day tbf

i forgot how horrible proper hangovers are. went on a proper piss up last night cant remember shit. drank so much white russian and then spirits that im throwing up curdled milk

what ever happened to your fool proof plan of drink 2 litres of water and eating a muffin?

[butter_man]

took myself out the dating loop too long. some lass from back in the day added me acting all keen and somehow in a few messages I shit on my chances hahahahahahahhahahahahha fuckin players circle over here.

tbf I am happy being single but its not a good sign for when I do wanna step up to the plate hahahahhah fuck

[SignalRecon]

im not about this day tbf

i forgot how horrible proper hangovers are. went on a proper piss up last night cant remember shit. drank so much white russian and then spirits that im throwing up curdled milk

Rough. I feel for you however i got proper lucky today, had a piss up at home with bae last night, tings n everything, not even hung over today got up for a 8am shift. #jahblessed

took myself out the dating loop too long. some lass from back in the day added me acting all keen and somehow in a few messages I shit on my chances hahahahahahahhahahahahha fuckin players circle over here.

tbf I am happy being single but its not a good sign for when I do wanna step up to the plate hahahahhah fuck

Been there ahahaha we've all thrown a few solid chances out the door before.

[butter_man]

im not about this day tbf

i forgot how horrible proper hangovers are. went on a proper piss up last night cant remember shit. drank so much white russian and then spirits that im throwing up curdled milk

Rough. I feel for you however i got proper lucky today, had a piss up at home with bae last night, tings n everything, not even hung over today got up for a 8am shift. #jahblessed

took myself out the dating loop too long. some lass from back in the day added me acting all keen and somehow in a few messages I shit on my chances hahahahahahahhahahahahha fuckin players circle over here.

tbf I am happy being single but its not a good sign for when I do wanna step up to the plate hahahahhah fuck

Been there ahahaha we've all thrown a few solid chances out the door before.

its embarassing she only added me today on got straight into the chatting. I had half my foot out the door to go meet her tonight and then boom! muppet style. she's not replied to my messages and posting on her profile some other shit. part of me wants to delete her and be like 'fuck you, bitch' the other part doesnt. the bits that constitute my dick and 'hope' gland.

have another option for tonight. I'm never 100% sure when to use bait in it's context but going to a girls gig to finger bang her mum in the bogs while she plays and set after footsying her all night stealth like so word dont get back to her fella is probably it.

[wobbles]

i took a really big shit and it kind of hurt

[hubb]

Gay joke gay joke gay joke gay joke

[ezza]

what did u say to her to fuck it up butters?

[sigbowls]

there was a asion chick on this dating site and i said want to fuck. i got banned because thats all i said to girls

[wobbles]

what dating site

[butter_man]

she messaged me wating to know If i was who I am and that I can bareky remember her, pretty sure Im imagining remembering her to keep the convo going. I say im off out Ill chat later. get back mentioned Ive taken the kids out. she asks if Im married *heres the shit bit* I reply 'technically yes but my wife has a boyfriend and lives elsewhere asd I live alone' I quickly follow it up with 'hahah I mean Im single and happy' hahahahahahah fuckin dead. rooky mistakes I'd never of made in the past I guess its my subconscience sabotaging my sex drive as I know I aint into smashing anyone anymore but still wat a muggy wierdo

[sigbowls]

okcupit i think

[wobbles]

butter wanna trade pics

[wobbles]

asl

[butter_man]

pics of what?

Im on my way to the gig with the thing and the shit that can go wrong.

my reply should of been 'married? not really, lol' but no, charles bukowski here has to throw in some juicy deetz.

[wobbles]

send me ur pics and stop pushing urself thru a cheese grater

[butter_man]

wtf does that even mean?

[wobbles]

your doing a thing where ur yelling at urself for something u did, dude chill mayne is a bitch gonna fucking free ur mind from slavery and make u happy as shit, ur putting the bitch on a pedestal there are amillion of them dude, just come over and play some goldeneye with me and forget it, but don't come over without some god damn pics