Community Through Capitalism

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:25 pm

Portland Oregon’s Mike Merrill is a unique individual. He is the world’s only publicly traded person. What does this mean? It means that Mr. Merrill’s life is directed by his shareholders, and you can buy stock in him and vote on his future

Right, what should we have this idiot do?

soronery · Post by **soronery** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:37 pm

for starters get a girlfriend who doesnt look like a king charles spaniel

sixs · Post by **sixs** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:42 pm

classic portland

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:18 pm

it rains like every other day in portland doesn't it

so how long does it take them every morning to fill their shitty outside table up w/ newspapers before they can sit there smugly & read them

ultraspatial · Post by **ultraspatial** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:22 pm

make him gay imo

SignalRecon · Post by **SignalRecon** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:42 pm

ultraspatial wrote:make him gay imo

in, that would be hilarious. How much are shares?

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:51 pm

SignalRecon wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:make him gay imo
in, that would be hilarious. How much are shares?

currently at 5.19

MaceFace · Post by **MaceFace** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:39 pm

soronery wrote:
for starters get a girlfriend who doesnt look like a king charles spaniel

Alright DiCaprio.

SignalRecon · Post by **SignalRecon** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:03 pm

ehbes wrote:
SignalRecon wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:make him gay imo
in, that would be hilarious. How much are shares?
currently at 5.19

How many for a majority?

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:15 pm

SignalRecon wrote:
ehbes wrote:
SignalRecon wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:make him gay imo
in, that would be hilarious. How much are shares?
currently at 5.19
How many for a majority?

https://kmikeym.com/users/leaderboard

DrGatineau · Post by **DrGatineau** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:27 pm

i guess mitt romney was right

corporations really are people

RKM · Post by **RKM** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:27 pm

make him cut off a finger

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:45 pm

make him a dsf member

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:05 pm

Make him get a restraining order against loved ones

_ronzlo_ · Post by **_ronzlo_** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:09 pm

Make him read The Fountainhead with a loaded gun at his side and see how many chapters he lasts.

mason666 · Post by **mason666** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:25 pm

I'd buy controlling share and then liquidate his assets

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:27 pm

still think making him go gay is the best option

chekov · Post by **chekov** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:23 pm

someone spent $7000 on this

DrGatineau · Post by **DrGatineau** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:54 pm

it appears that he is only allowing the public to trade a small fraction of his total "life" anyway.... he still owns about 92%.

or have i misinterpreted it?

jrkhnds · Post by **jrkhnds** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 1:34 am

guy has read too much Nozick and is being smug about it. what a tnuc.

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