new from kfc

[soronery]

[Forum]

Too much, and im not fussy with food

[soronery]

real thing doesnt look as appetising as the advert unsurprisingly

looks like after youve beat off before youve wiped yourself down

[sigbowls]

what is wrong with fast food

[topmo3]

I don't understand that on so many levels

[kaili]

looks like after youve beat off before youve wiped yourself down

[Harkat]

Meat-as-bread is always a terrible idea

[ezza]

nah my mate bought a massive deep fat frier and i made huge schnitzels and used them as bread

was deffo NOT a terrible idea

all kinds of gains

[ezza]

also kfc can do no wrong in my opinion so big up this new invention too i guess

[sigbowls]

id rather the chicken in a salad

[finji]

all about the heart attack gains

[ezza]

you just undo the clogging with cocaine

im convinced that works btw. no joke

like your hearts all gone to shit with saturated fat n salt n its getting clogged and beatin slow n shit then... cocaine... surely it clears it cus your pumping blood so fast

if that makes sense lol

kinda like drain cleaner but for life. and instead of burnin through the cloggage it uses cocaine to push blood through it real fast

[hubb]

its not as gross as the irl hotdog stand inside the auschwitz camp but it's a shout

[mason666]

you just undo the clogging with cocaine

im convinced that works btw. no joke

like your hearts all gone to shit with saturated fat n salt n its getting clogged and beatin slow n shit then... cocaine... surely it clears it cus your pumping blood so fast

if that makes sense lol

kinda like drain cleaner but for life. and instead of burnin through the cloggage it uses cocaine to push blood through it real fast

thats exactly how it works

[Molzie]

standard KFC marketing. They did the same thing with the doubledown. Create something extremely bizarre, people discuss, try it, share experiences b2b free publicity = profit.

[sigbowls]

it probably has a shit load of msg because its gmo chicken that tasts like shit

[AxeD]

standard KFC marketing. They did the same thing with the doubledown. Create something extremely bizarre, people discuss, try it, share experiences b2b free publicity = profit.

This. It's not like the executives of KFC genuinely believe in hotdogs wrapped in chicken as
a product. Would be surprising if this is still on the menu after a while.

In two months they are selling Agent's Clog Clearing Cocaine as a dessert.

[ehbes]

let me get this straight, Eric thinks that cocaine makes his heart pump blood with such power and force, that it clears out his arteries and veins.

[ezza]

for real though id like to see a proper legit experiment which could prove it completely wrong

i bet there is some truth to it

it just makes sense when you think about how fast your blood goes if you have a proper naughty line. that over a period of time must shift some of the clogged bits in your body

[mason666]

yh lol shift them to your brain and give u a stroke