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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by OGLemon » Thu Jan 29, 2015 8:28 pm

short bus

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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by BonerJams04 » Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:27 pm

L-E-A-N-I-N-G
Lean, lean, lean, lean, lean lean lean
500 horses inside my machine
500 DNAs in my ding ding
Come here bitch, watch you chasin' cash
2 guns up, Ferrari smash
100 pound green, herb it, curb it, trash
Smoke a whole ounce, leave ya bitch the ash
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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by sigbowls » Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:32 pm

bonerjam you want some lam or some horse cock?
blazen the raisin

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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by sigbowls » Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:52 pm

pan fryed penis, i smoke the greenest
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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by CreamLord » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:28 pm

Fucking both your bitch and her girl
Skeet Skeet Skeet
Fucking til they hurl
Yeah I fucked your bitch
And no I'm not a bitch
But I'm getting fucked like a bitch
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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by dansci » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:52 pm

I roll through my hood like a death niqqa
You in a mood come and say it with your chest niqqa
You got girl I walk by and she be wet niqqa
We banging with your girl with my set niqqas
You wanna claim we can gang till you rest niqqa
Is this a game we can play like some chess niqqa
Knock your mom and your pop and your next niqqa
We sling dope and the coke then we invest niqqa

ah cause I'm a flex niqqa
I'm a flex niqqa

If you wanna do some checking look out we the best niqqa

Flex niqqa
Flex niqqa
Flex niqqa
Flex niqqa
Flex niqqa
Flex niqqa
Flex niqqa
Flex niqqa
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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by JamesHanvey » Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:32 am

Honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey,
I'm 100% honkey
Honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey,
I'm 200% honkey
Honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey,
Why you eat so much chicken?
Honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey,
Why won't you make it in my kitchen?
Honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey,
Why you stay in the hood?
Honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey, honkey,
'Cause I don't like livin' by peckerwoods

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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by dansci » Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:47 am

[intro]
Pssh ahh...Pssh hanh...Pssh urgh...Pssh ahh...put in that work lil niqqa...you put in dat work and you'll be flexin on dem hoes...PUT IN DAT WORK LIL NIQQA!!! PUT IN DAT WORK!!! Flex flex flex flex...URGH!!! SQUAD!!! SQUAD!!! SQUAD!!! URGH!!! FLEX!!! FLEX!!! FLEX!!! KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM... STRTRRTRT DDDDDDD TATATATATAA BOOM TATATATATAA BOOM BOOM [bird calls]!!!! ARGHHH!!! ITS DA GUN SOUND LIL NI66AS!!!

[1st verse]
DAMN!!! Wat the fuck done happen to the streets.
No OGs no bangers only weaks
Lil Reese lil reese got them ice creams gonna put on dem heat
17 chickens on the dash in a box with a gun playing doctor with some cash
Got a milli on da stash gonna get me some brain before I go to smash
URGHH!!!(HULK GO AND SMASH)
(DAMN SON WHERED YOU FIND THIS?)
Puffing on that loud like a siren I roll up on these I bet they thought I was a black bearded pirate
When I roll kush lil kids get excited my own toddler flexing got him a weed growing island
No baby mama drama I pass that to my squad
SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD
Young murder team trying to hold a job

[chorus]
Young murder team wit me trying to hold it down
17 chickens on dash cause we bought them by the pound
Wanna fuck we go into my lounge
Sharks in the tank and theyyyyy go round n round
Round n round
Round n round
Sharks in the tank and they go round n round
Round n round
Round n round
Sharks in the tank and I always hold it down
Lengman

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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by cyclopian » Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:28 am

squiggly dot dash
give me ur cash
give me ur hash
squiggly dot dash (x16 and repeat)
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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by garethom » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:02 am

Original gangsta, getting guap
Focus only on killin cops
Codeine, prometh, what I got
That's why they call me top shot
Get ****** lean like George grills
Dro smoke, ket pills
Show em how the tek feels
Rock that white tee when I'm slangin
Black tee when I'm drankin
Praise Jah when I'm thankin
Leave lesser ****** hangin
NOS ****** gassin
Scrilla flow I'm tappin
Like Burial it's untrue
The stacks that I am stackin
Watch ******, I'm packin
Get them booty bitches slappin
Dip the clutch, don't give a fuck
Just ghost ride that phantom
No opera, just the magnum
Fo' five for you mandem
That takin G for granted
Life over BANG BANG
And live SNH life on that basis
Fuck with me, is you racist?
Goose loosed by the cases
O triple G show ya what bass is
Fillin up that cup
With sprite and syrup
Sit back relax the sack, cos ****** this the re-up

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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by butter_man » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:59 am

3 months sober
so now each month is sobertober
though I might have brain damage from the days I went over
or under, I am still aware of thunder
though there is a wall between reality and what thought I wonder
garethom wrote:weed ice cream

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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by dansci » Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:36 am

dansci wrote:[intro]
Pssh ahh...Pssh hanh...Pssh urgh...Pssh ahh...put in that work lil niqqa...you put in dat work and you'll be flexin on dem hoes...PUT IN DAT WORK LIL NIQQA!!! PUT IN DAT WORK!!! Flex flex flex flex...URGH!!! SQUAD!!! SQUAD!!! SQUAD!!! URGH!!! FLEX!!! FLEX!!! FLEX!!! KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM... STRTRRTRT DDDDDDD TATATATATAA BOOM TATATATATAA BOOM BOOM [bird calls]!!!! ARGHHH!!! ITS DA GUN SOUND LIL NI66AS!!!

[1st verse]
DAMN!!! Wat the fuck done happen to the streets.
No OGs no bangers only weaks
Lil Reese lil reese got them ice creams gonna put on dem heat
17 chickens on the dash in a box with a gun playing doctor with some cash
Got a milli on da stash gonna get me some brain before I go to smash
URGHH!!!(HULK GO AND SMASH)
(DAMN SON WHERED YOU FIND THIS?)
Puffing on that loud like a siren I roll up on these I bet they thought I was a black bearded pirate
When I roll kush lil kids get excited my own toddler flexing got him a weed growing island
No baby mama drama I pass that to my squad
SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD SQUAD
Young murder team trying to hold a job

[chorus]
Young murder team wit me trying to hold it down
17 chickens on dash cause we bought them by the pound
Wanna fuck we go into my lounge
Sharks in the tank and theyyyyy go round n round
Round n round
Round n round
Sharks in the tank and they go round n round
Round n round
Round n round
Sharks in the tank and I always hold it down
I'm going to sell this ideal.
Lengman

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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by reefah » Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:13 pm

Fruitless wonders smothering thunders
The rain bellows onward as I close the shutters
My house is my soul and my body is whole
When I’m in the abyss the sun makes my skin roll
I protect myself from elements, ailments, and other
Trading office work for the office work of my brother
We all hold magnifying glasses at different spots
If you move but an inch your life meaning will be forgot
So long as you know all about the drink that you order
And you spend what you make rather than be a hoarder
Don’t nickel and dime, what you can’t trickle through time
Better to forget yesterday, than amass knowledge till your gray
Playing the sage, as the young turn your page
And you raise your chin high, till the moment you die

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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by Harkat » Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:23 pm

leanin, codeine demon
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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by BonerJams04 » Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:23 pm

Ugly mane posted up black diamonds gleaming
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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by mason666 » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:57 pm

You, I wanna take you to a gay bar
I wanna take you to a gay bar
I wanna take you to a gay bar
Gay bar, gay bar

Let's start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar
Gay bar, gay bar

At the gay bar

Now tell me do you
But do you have any money?
I wanna spend all your money
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

You're a superstar at the gay bar
You're a superstar at the gay bar
Yeah, you're a superstar at the gay bar
You're a superstar at the gay bar
Superstar

Super, super, superstar
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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by reefah » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:07 pm

Really like that one

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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by hubb » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:11 pm

100% pure l'amour, geezer
urethra urethra urethra
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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by hubb » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:16 pm

didgets in deep poo
loving my midget hebrew, but he's a bro
OGLemon wrote:cowabunga dude

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https://soundcloud.com/qloo/cowabunga-t ... o-sweeeeee
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Re: Post Your Verses / Poems Thread!

Post by butter_man » Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:22 pm

go on migraine my son,
another 10 hours
and you'll be a 36 hour one
cant hold down food like a muppet
convulse into the pool like the toilets puppet
pity yourself as you lie in bed
for some reason hold ya nuts,
wet flannel on your forehead
after puking pain subsides for a time
so you go online and write you a rhyme
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