ask yourself this question

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:01 am

It certainly isn't I couldn't. More like, I'd get a lot more done.

But I've learned SO much on the internet. To you little bitches, really, you have no idea what it is like to live in a time with an extreme scarcity of information. EXTREME.

My first experience with a synth was with a moog in a dark room. I was a bassist, and I was like wtf is this shit. I was nominated to confront this thing because I was the 'smart guy.' I started dialing some knobs and things were going good, but I did something, I couldn't figure out what it was, and the thing was silent. I moved all the knobs and whatnot, but couldn't get the sound to come back. Just bricked the thing. There was some reason why I wanted to share this story, but I'm so old and crotchety, I can't remember what it was.

mason666 · Post by **mason666** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:15 am

What's the bad news then moronery?

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:20 am

He can't tell you. The answer would come over the internet.

soronery · Post by **soronery** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:50 am

nowhere in my post did i say you shouldnt use the internet

just too many people rely on it for everything

imo

R0 · Post by R0 » Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:53 am

@nowaysj
I am probably slightly less crotchety but still:
I remember trying to find info on how to make electronic music and the only shit I could find was weird text files of how to tune resonance on self-oscillating synths to make a sine wave (because a lot of synths dont have a sine) or timestretching breaks in a sampler then slowing the tempo down a fraction of a bpm to create a pocket at the end. Very specific and detailed pieces of absolutely not relevant stuff.

soronery · Post by **soronery** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:01 am

R0 wrote:I remember trying to find info on how to make electronic music and the only shit I could find was weird text files of how to tune resonance on self-oscillating synths to make a sine wave (because a lot of synths dont have a sine) or timestretching breaks in a sampler then slowing the tempo down a fraction of a bpm to create a pocket at the end.

that does sound pretty awesome though tbh

assuming you have self osc synths and a sampler of course

cyclopian · Post by **cyclopian** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:50 am

y r u so ornery Soronery?

Honestly, what is the point of this thread?

soronery · Post by **soronery** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:09 pm

cyclopian wrote:y r u so ornery Soronery?

Honestly, what is the point of this thread?

to encourage thinking outside the box and problem solving rather than jumping onto google or a forum everytime they encounter the slightest roadblock

fragments · Post by **fragments** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:35 pm

soronery wrote:
cyclopian wrote:y r u so ornery Soronery?

Honestly, what is the point of this thread?
to encourage thinking outside the box and problem solving rather than jumping onto google or a forum everytime they encounter the slightest roadblock

Worth a thread imo

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:15 pm

Or howabout the discovery of all those weird places you get to when you don't know where you're going, or when you've gotten lost?

I was without the internet for a few days a little while ago, and it was like I'd lost an appendage.

fiveone · Post by **fiveone** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:32 pm

soronery wrote:lets approach the questio from a different angle

"if the internet wasnt there how would i solve this problem?"

picking up a book

ftwgmorm · Post by **ftwgmorm** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:51 pm

FUCK my feet smell so bad

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:52 pm

Not on the internet they don't.

mason666 · Post by **mason666** » Sat Feb 14, 2015 7:47 am

Let's hear some of ur music soronery

Pentaguatti · Post by **Pentaguatti** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:22 pm

cyclopian wrote:y r u so ornery Soronery?

Honestly, what is the point of this thread?

Condescension.

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:48 pm

yeah you have to open up a bit soronery

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:15 pm

sshhh!

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:05 pm

but like the evil twin version

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:11 pm

The other one was pretty evil too.

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