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Re: new genital thread

Post by hubb » Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:04 pm

lovelydivot wrote:Tapir Schnase

I would be scared…

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:h: :h: :h: :h: :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :4: :corndance: :corndance:

fluke is serious
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Re: new genital thread

Post by Harkat » Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:14 pm

I want a dick with a smaller dick that juts out and catches you off guard i.e. the xenomorphs mini-mouth
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Re: new genital thread

Post by hubb » Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:21 pm

Very good. Good theme too.
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Re: new genital thread

Post by hubb » Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:24 pm

I think a similar one but with added karaoke, could be a real seller in asia..
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Re: new genital thread

Post by Harkat » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:03 pm

How about a rotating gatling gun of dicks, with like 8 barrels

that would be v nice
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Re: new genital thread

Post by lovelydivot » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:07 pm

NO WAY!!! I already have 7 +or- 1 cats…

Baby you're a firework…

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Re: new genital thread

Post by Harkat » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:14 pm

a pussy that secretes MD in liquid form that can be absorbed through a condom and into a dick

for a extra boost of happiness

tbh this should be the case for dicks as well

fuck my previous dick designs, they are both kinda violent, which is something you wanna get away from in this arena
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Re: new genital thread

Post by lucki_vibrato » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:38 pm

Benga in Portuguese is a slang term for penis...

So...
Benga & Coki - Night
Benga - Pleasure
Benga - No Bra, No Panties...

:6:

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Re: new genital thread

Post by lovelydivot » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:39 pm

Now we're getting into Patrick Bateman territory…

Get it - Bate-man…

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Re: new genital thread

Post by Harkat » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:44 pm

Patrick bait man
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Re: new genital thread

Post by lovelydivot » Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:54 pm

So - who's your daddy? Pa-Trick Bait-Man

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I really like the movie The Cell...I rate it pretty high.

I was skeptical of J-Lo being the lead at first
- but she really did convince me…
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Re: new genital thread

Post by lovelydivot » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:24 pm

There was this time - when I was really sick…

Where I thought that all men were psychically connected….
and women weren't…and thus were - weaker individuals…
- lower

That really fucked me up. You know - as a female.

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Re: new genital thread

Post by Harkat » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:30 pm

You're partially, right, but men can only achieve this psychic connection when bumming each other sadly
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Re: new genital thread

Post by lovelydivot » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:43 pm

bumming in actuality or on the inter-personal plane?

bumming

- you foreigners…it's scrumping - bumming is what bums do for change
You bum a cigarette - you scrump your roommates girlfriend or vice versa….

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Re: new genital thread

Post by lovelydivot » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:58 pm

watch this, watch this, watch this transmutation…..

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boom!!! hahah it was only good for 1 tune though….that american me stuff…lol

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Re: new genital thread

Post by lovelydivot » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:13 pm

haha I got you up in the shallows again!!?!?!?

Don't lie - this is a jam…a shallow, shallow jam but still...

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Re: new genital thread

Post by Forum » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:27 pm

Please explain the relevance of all the tunes you posted on this page thanks xx
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Re: new genital thread

Post by hubb » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:34 pm

Harkat wrote:a pussy that secretes MD in liquid form that can be absorbed through a condom and into a dick
see this is what im talking about, this is the reall gear lust thread innit

Chronenburg like but sexy
OGLemon wrote:cowabunga dude

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Re: new genital thread

Post by hubb » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:41 pm

lovelydivot wrote: I really like the movie The Cell...I rate it pretty high.

I was skeptical of J-Lo being the lead at first
- but she really did convince me…
I'm with you. We went to the cinema a bunch of excrutiatingly high young lads to see that and got half traumatised/ amazed. Vincent D'Onofrio is the ultimate villain and the whole aesthetic in the film is based on Leigh Bowerys art (who's imo one, if not the most important artist ever.. ..errr, i'm not just enjoying making that claim but for real imo imo lol)

You have to promise to watch this LD if you dont know of him :6:
OGLemon wrote:cowabunga dude

https://soundcloud.com/qloo/cowabunga-music-of-moby
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Re: new genital thread

Post by hubb » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:42 pm

Scrump lol
OGLemon wrote:cowabunga dude

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