For my American fattys

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:38 pm

Step Correct wrote:
Moody G wrote:What's up with the White Man Burrito? Should be called Suburban Breakfast Burrito....no self-respecting southwesterner would eat that. It's for pasty peeps from Minnesota. That said, I am hungry now.....

LOL White man's burrito = a "Wrap" = a clever marketing ploy to get affluent pasty Minnesota types to buy them. Seeing as they are less likely to buy something called a burrito that is spicy and "ethnic" because it will make them poop.

moody g · Post by **moody g** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:54 pm

too true. Pasty white (choose your least favorite state and insert here...) boys generally only poop once a week, so that chilli in real mexican food is gonna get the metabolism up and we just can't have that, god help them, they might lose weight!

hera · Post by **hera** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:38 pm

hold the gravy pls

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:07 pm

This makes me want to fly to America.

Just to get one.

thadudeabides · Post by **thadudeabides** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:15 am

if you that that is gross then check out this:

its a double bacon cheeseburger on a KRISPY KREME donut.....jesus.

oh, and apparently its Luther Vandross's favorite....its servered at a minor league ballpark in st. louis

nomorecomastep · Post by **nomorecomastep** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:52 am

kidlogic wrote:
unklefesta wrote:
kidlogic wrote:It could only be better if they deep fried it...
and if they dont fry it, I can take it home and toss it in my frydaddy!

that would be awesome
You have a fry daddy?!?!? Im jealous! I miss having one of those... Ill let you in on one of my ghetto-fabulous fry daddy recipies...

Get one can of "poppin fresh" biscuits.
Pop that bitch open.
Take each "biscuit" and make a small hole in it.
Drop in fry daddy till each side is a nice golden brown. (They float, and they cook quickly, so be ready)
Roll and sprinkle it with premade (by you ahead of time) sugar/cinnamon/brown sugar mixture.
Eat.
Enjoy your 'Ghetto Donuts'.

So good you will cry.

No joke. Hella good for 89 cents.

I happen to know for a fact that this is total bullshit.

Total, chest tightening bullshit.

Yum.

Jennifer · Post by **Jennifer** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:06 am

so NO to the fry daddy.

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:07 am

what is bullshit????

the fact that I will deep fat fry anything?

or KL's recipe for ghetto goodness?

if you understand gastronomy, you know that dough and batter fry's up nicely!!

roll that in some sugar and its better than kidlogics spin, spin, sugar rremix!!!!

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:12 am

Jennifer wrote:so NO to the fry daddy.

well TBH

the last thing to hit the fry daddy was my tempura veggies, about 3 years

but this thread makes me wanna dust her off and fill 'er up!!

casino · Post by **casino** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:52 am

Deep-Fried Twinkies

i have the recipe...seriously

but i've never eaten one...

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:55 am

instant cardiac arrest!!!

nomorecomastep · Post by **nomorecomastep** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:25 am

unklefesta wrote:what is bullshit????

the fact that I will deep fat fry anything?

or KL's recipe for ghetto goodness?

if you understand gastronomy, you know that dough and batter fry's up nicely!!

roll that in some sugar and its better than kidlogics spin, spin, sugar rremix!!!!

I was kidding. Read further, my man... good bullshit.

My mom used to make that shit. It's a wonder I'm so small.

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:30 am

NoMoreComaStep wrote:
unklefesta wrote:what is bullshit????

the fact that I will deep fat fry anything?

or KL's recipe for ghetto goodness?

if you understand gastronomy, you know that dough and batter fry's up nicely!!

roll that in some sugar and its better than kidlogics spin, spin, sugar rremix!!!!

I was kidding. Read further, my man... good bullshit.

My mom used to make that shit. It's a wonder I'm so small.

oh. so now I have to read?

I refuse!

deep fried twinkies man...

deep fried twinkies

casino · Post by **casino** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:08 am

moody g · Post by **moody g** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:18 am

ThaDudeAbides wrote:
oh, and apparently its Luther Vandross's favorite....its servered at a minor league ballpark in st. louis

Isn't Luther Vandross dead? Or is that Teddy Pendergrass? Or Barry White.... Hmmm...if Vandross isn't dead from that he will be, but he should be shot for eating such filth anyway. Minor league ballpark....nuff said. Guess it's not just pasty white minnesota types, but all sorts of rolly pollys ridin' the gravy train...

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:27 pm

ThaDudeAbides wrote:if you that that is gross then check out this:

its a double bacon cheeseburger on a KRISPY KREME donut.....jesus.

oh, and apparently its Luther Vandross's favorite....its servered at a minor league ballpark in st. louis

This time they REALLY HAVE gone too far.. that's rediculous.

Jennifer · Post by **Jennifer** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:29 pm

Step Correct wrote:
ThaDudeAbides wrote:if you that that is gross then check out this:

its a double bacon cheeseburger on a KRISPY KREME donut.....jesus.

oh, and apparently its Luther Vandross's favorite....its servered at a minor league ballpark in st. louis
This time they REALLY HAVE gone too far.. that's rediculous.

YUCK CITY

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:31 pm

Jennifer wrote:
Step Correct wrote:
ThaDudeAbides wrote:if you that that is gross then check out this:

its a double bacon cheeseburger on a KRISPY KREME donut.....jesus.

oh, and apparently its Luther Vandross's favorite....its servered at a minor league ballpark in st. louis
This time they REALLY HAVE gone too far.. that's rediculous.

YUCK CITY

do you think these people would audition to get the nastiest food on the planet?

drum syndicate · Post by **drum syndicate** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:36 pm

Man that burrito looks fantastic.... but I gave up eating almost all animal flesh this week and opted for the pescetarian lifestyle.

Jennifer · Post by **Jennifer** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:37 pm

drum syndicate wrote:Man that burrito looks fantastic.... but I gave up eating almost all animal flesh this week and opted for the pescetarian lifestyle.

yayyy

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