Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:49 pm

Chu wrote:
classagraphics wrote:
hera wrote:
i wish i were 10 again.
granted, but you will also be working as a child prostitute in burma

i wish time travel were real
Granted, but you end up going back in time and starting a gay love affair with Paul Daniels, usurping Debbie Mcgee as his assistant, he takes you to burma on holiday and you too end up working as a child prostitute.

I wish for frosties with hot milk

Granted but it's Goat milk.

I wish I owned a club

guerillaeye · Post by **guerillaeye** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:51 pm

Step Correct wrote:
Granted but it's Goat milk.

I wish I owned a club

granted.. you own the la dodgers

i wish for 100 acres.

victor liechtenstein · Post by **victor liechtenstein** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:31 pm

guerillaeye wrote:
Step Correct wrote:
Granted but it's Goat milk.

I wish I owned a club
granted.. you own the la dodgers

i wish for 100 acres.

Granted but it's at Chernobyl

I wish for the skills of Steven Seagal

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:34 pm

Victor Liechtenstein wrote:
guerillaeye wrote:
Step Correct wrote:
Granted but it's Goat milk.

I wish I owned a club
granted.. you own the la dodgers

i wish for 100 acres.
Granted but it's at Chernobyl

I wish for the skills of Steven Seagal

Granted, but you also inherit his gut.

I wish I had a yacht

emcee child · Post by **emcee child** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:43 pm

Step Correct wrote: I wish I had a yacht

granted .. but u live in the gobi desert.

I wish i lived back in england.

guerillaeye · Post by **guerillaeye** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:44 pm

Emcee Child wrote:
granted .. but u live in the gobi desert.

I wish i lived back in england.

granted.. but your teeth are back in england too.

I wish I lived in england.

emcee child · Post by **emcee child** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:45 pm

guerillaeye wrote:
Emcee Child wrote:
granted .. but u live in the gobi desert.

I wish i lived back in england.
granted.. but your teeth are back in england too.

I wish I lived in england.

granted but you have to deal with english dentistry and cadburys

I wish Jessica alba would sit on my face.

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:49 pm

Emcee Child wrote:
guerillaeye wrote:
Emcee Child wrote:
granted .. but u live in the gobi desert.

I wish i lived back in england.
granted.. but your teeth are back in england too.

I wish I lived in england.
granted but you have to deal with english dentistry and cadburys

I wish Jessica alba would sit on my face.

Granted but she forgot to wipe

I wish I could fly

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:59 pm

Step Correct wrote:
Emcee Child wrote:
guerillaeye wrote:
Emcee Child wrote:
granted .. but u live in the gobi desert.

I wish i lived back in england.
granted.. but your teeth are back in england too.

I wish I lived in england.
granted but you have to deal with english dentistry and cadburys

I wish Jessica alba would sit on my face.
Granted but she forgot to wipe

I wish I could fly

granted, but you have AIDS

emcee child · Post by **emcee child** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:04 am

fliPPo wrote:granted, but you have AIDS

Flippo forgot to wish so i'll do it for him..

i wish flippo's post was funnier

classagraphics · Post by **classagraphics** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:05 am

fliPPo wrote:
granted, but you have AIDS

i wish i could read properly

fixed

guerillaeye · Post by **guerillaeye** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:05 am

** double post

guerillaeye · Post by **guerillaeye** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:06 am

Emcee Child wrote: Flippo forgot to wish so i'll do it for him..

i wish flippo's post was funnier

granted.. but not that much funnier

i wish my car didnt have 175k miles

wascal · Post by **wascal** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:26 am

guerillaeye wrote:
Emcee Child wrote: Flippo forgot to wish so i'll do it for him..

i wish flippo's post was funnier
granted.. but not that much funnier

i wish my car didnt have 175k miles

granted but it has no brakes

i wish i didn't have work tomorrow

chu · Post by **chu** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:35 am

wascal wrote:
guerillaeye wrote:
Emcee Child wrote: Flippo forgot to wish so i'll do it for him..

i wish flippo's post was funnier
granted.. but not that much funnier

i wish my car didnt have 175k miles
granted but it has no brakes

i wish i didn't have work tomorrow

Granted but when you wake up you'll have shat yourself

I wish I could see series 5 of peepshow now

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:33 am

Chu wrote:
wascal wrote:
guerillaeye wrote:
Emcee Child wrote: Flippo forgot to wish so i'll do it for him..

i wish flippo's post was funnier
granted.. but not that much funnier

i wish my car didnt have 175k miles
granted but it has no brakes

i wish i didn't have work tomorrow
Granted but when you wake up you'll have shat yourself

I wish I could see series 5 of peepshow now

Granted but your telly's remote stopped working and your stuck oin QVC

I wish for a better digital camera

barryhercules · Post by **barryhercules** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:50 pm

granted, its a 16 megapixel SLR but it only works if you're taking pictures of child prostitutes in burma.

i wish for a harlequin bodystocking

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:16 pm

barryhercules wrote:granted, its a 16 megapixel SLR but it only works if you're taking pictures of child prostitutes in burma.

i wish for a harlequin bodystocking

Granted, but you're a manequinn at a gay sex shop.

I wish I had a money tree.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:20 pm

granted, but the money is counterfeit

i wish i had a better motorbike

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:37 pm

dubluke wrote:granted, but the money is counterfeit

i wish i had a better motorbike

granted but you crash it into a lorry and lose all your limbs

I wish people on this forum had better grammar

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