Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[*grand*]

granted, but the money is counterfeit

i wish i had a better motorbike

granted, but your not allowed to ride it untill your birthday.

i wish i could be less inteligent...

[BaronVon]

granted, but the money is counterfeit

i wish i had a better motorbike

granted, but your not allowed to ride it untill your birthday.

i wish i could be less inteligent...

Granted, but you can now spell.

I wish i had a hover board.

[chunkie]

I wish i had a hover board.

granted but you get Michael J Fox's Alzheimer's

i wish the working day finished at 3pm (like school did)

[BaronVon]

I wish i had a hover board.

granted but you get Michael J Fox's Alzheimer's

i wish the working day finished at 3pm (like school did)

Granted, but you start work at 5 a.m.

I wish the world was flat.

[chunkie]

I wish the world was flat.

Granted but the aliens invade and shove you off the edge

I wish the internet was a virtual reality

[contakt]

Granted, but you start work at 5 a.m.

I wish the world was flat.

Granted, but two massive giants play snooker on it and everyone is crushed to death.

I wish I didn't believe in massive giants in space.

[BaronVon]

I wish the world was flat.

Granted but the aliens invade and shove you off the edge

I wish the internet was a virtual reality

Granted, but you where born with no sexual organs.

I wish, Chips where healthy.

[contakt]

Granted, but you where born with no sexual organs.

I wish, Chips where healthy.

Granted, but they are made of poo.

I wish summer lasted longer.

[BaronVon]

Granted, but you where born with no sexual organs.

I wish, Chips where healthy.

Granted, but they are made of poo.

I wish summer lasted longer.

Granted, but you are locked in a house made of snow.

I wish Nottingham was by the sea in the Carribean

[contakt]

Granted, but you are locked in a house made of snow.

I wish Nottingham was by the sea in the Carribean

Granted, but the Carribean has moved to just off the coast of England.

I wish I could skateboard as well as I used to.

[chu]

Granted, but you are locked in a house made of snow.

I wish Nottingham was by the sea in the Carribean

Granted, but the Carribean has moved to just off the coast of England.

I wish I could skateboard as well as I used to.

Granted, in fact you surpass your expectations and go pro, unfortunately you can only get sponsorship from Netto.

I wish for a fish.

[BaronVon]

Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.

[forensix (mcr)]

Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.

granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home

[hera]

Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.

granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home

granted... but youre also a dung beetle.

I wish cats could speak.

[diss]

Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.

granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home

granted... but youre also a dung beetle.

I wish cats could speak.

Granted but only in Latin.

[BaronVon]

Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.

granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home

Granted, but home is a cave in Burnley.

I wish it was Christmas everyday.

DOH

[contakt]

EDITED - dammit, too slow.

[diss]

Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.

granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home

Granted, but home is a cave in Burnley.

I wish it was Christmas everyday.

DOH

Granted but you have to work on Christmas Day.

[forensix (mcr)]

Granted, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish i had self cleaning shoes.

granted but they are made of cheese

I wish i was at home

Granted, but home is a cave in Burnley.

I wish it was Christmas everyday.

DOH

Granted but you have to work on Christmas Day.

I wish you knew how to play this game

[BaronVon]

Granted, but he only types in Russian.

I wish swan meat was sold in Tescos.