Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[forensix (mcr)]

Granted, but he only types in Russian.

I wish swan meat was sold in Tescos.

granted but you can only eat it if the queen vomits it into your mouth

I wish beer was free

[BaronVon]

Granted, but he only types in Russian.

I wish swan meat was sold in Tescos.

granted but you can only eat it if the queen vomits it into your mouth

I wish beer was free

Granted, but it's made of Cat piss

I wish i was a little bit taller.

[forensix (mcr)]

Granted, but he only types in Russian.

I wish swan meat was sold in Tescos.

granted but you can only eat it if the queen vomits it into your mouth

I wish beer was free

Granted, but it's made of Cat piss

I wish i was a little bit taller.

granted but you're still ugly

I wish i was a baller

[BaronVon]

Granted, but the balls are big, bad and heavy.

I wish i had a glass eye with a fish in it.

[step correct]

Granted, but he only types in Russian.

I wish swan meat was sold in Tescos.

granted but you can only eat it if the queen vomits it into your mouth

I wish beer was free

Granted, but it's made of Cat piss

I wish i was a little bit taller.

granted but you're still ugly

I wish i was a baller

Granted but you are a baller in Idaho

I wish I wasn't hung over

[guerillaeye]

Granted.. now you are in Detox.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat in the back of my 64 impala

[relaks]

granted, but the rabbit in the hat is rabid, chews your face off and gives your children in the back seat rabies.


I wish I could cry.

[hera]

I wish I could cry.

granted (you pussy!)

I wish radio didnt suck.

[emcee child]

I wish I could cry.

granted (you pussy!)

I wish radio didnt suck.

Granted but there's no reception


I wish Colbert would be president

[contakt]

Granted but there's no reception


I wish Colbert would be president

Granted, but he then takes off his mask to reveal the original George Bush underneath.

I wish the Scooby Doo films weren't rubbish.

[guerillaeye]

Granted, but he then takes off his mask to reveal the original George Bush underneath.

I wish the Scooby Doo films weren't rubbish.

Granted.. but they still really do suck, and you are the only one who likes them.

I wish my car ran on garbage like in back to the future.

[relaks]

granted, but it only goes 1 mph.

I wish I had a hoverskateboard.

[ashley]

granted, but it only goes 1 mph.

I wish I had a hoverskateboard.

Granted but you now have no legs


I wish for world peace

[contakt]

Granted but you now have no legs


I wish for world peace

Granted, but it only lasts two and a half hours.

I wish for a higher IQ.

[emcee child]

Granted, but it only lasts two and a half hours.

I wish for a higher IQ.

granted.. but your still out skilled by 5 year olds.

I wish daddy would stop hitting mummy.

[classagraphics]

granted, but now hes sodomizing her in front of you

i wish Mr. T was my neighbor

[chu]

granted, but now hes sodomizing her in front of you

i wish Mr. T was my neighbor

Granted, but now he's sodomizing you daily whilst hannibal says I love it when a plan comes together right in your face

I wish I wasn't thinking about Mr T sodomizing people

[showguns]

granted, but now hes sodomizing her in front of you

i wish Mr. T was my neighbor

Granted, but now he's sodomizing you whilst hannibal says I love it when a plan comes together right in your face

I wish I wasn't thinking about Mr T sodomizing people

granted but now you're thinking about bea arthur sodomizing people.

i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller...

[classagraphics]

granted, but now your shaq

i wish my dog were still alive

[chu]

granted, but now your shaq

i wish my dog were still alive

granted, but you are now a child prostitute in Burma, Paul Daniels is your only customer

I wish for someone to write a response below.