Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[step correct]

granted, but now your shaq

i wish my dog were still alive

granted, but you are now a child prostitute in Burma, Paul Daniels is your only customer

I wish for someone to write a response below.

Granted but it's just not all that witty and kind of boring and pointless.

I wish my lazy ass roomates would clean up the pad a bit instead of sitting around smoking weed all day

[classagraphics]

granted, they graduate to smoking crystal meth and sell everything in your house to fund their habit

i wish i had a laz-y-boy

[showguns]

granted, they graduate to smoking crystal meth and sell everything in your house to fund their habit

i wish i had a laz-y-boy

granted, but it has bedbugs

i wish you were faster at replying (see a few threads above )

[misk]

granted, they graduate to smoking crystal meth and sell everything in your house to fund their habit

i wish i had a laz-y-boy

granted, but it has bedbugs

i wish you were faster at replying (see a few threads above )

granted, but you've forgotten how to read.

I wish I made more money.

[step correct]

granted, they graduate to smoking crystal meth and sell everything in your house to fund their habit

i wish i had a laz-y-boy

granted, but it has bedbugs

i wish you were faster at replying (see a few threads above )

granted, but you've forgotten how to read.

I wish I made more money.

Granted but you now have alimony and child support, bringing you back to your original salary...

I wish I were a fish

[showguns]

granted, they graduate to smoking crystal meth and sell everything in your house to fund their habit

i wish i had a laz-y-boy

granted, but it has bedbugs

i wish you were faster at replying (see a few threads above )

granted, but you've forgotten how to read.

I wish I made more money.

Granted but you now have alimony and child support, bringing you back to your original salary...

I wish I were a fish

granted, but you are this one:



i wish these nacho cheese doritos were blue cheese and hot wing jawns instead.

[nazoreth]

granted

but they get stuck in your throat and you choke to death

i wish had moneys to go fwd tonite...

[classagraphics]

granted

but they get stuck in your throat and you choke to death

i wish had moneys to go fwd tonite...

granted, but feasible weasel is spinning

i wish i spoke finnish

[efa]

granted

but they get stuck in your throat and you choke to death

i wish had moneys to go fwd tonite...

granted, but feasible weasel is spinning

i wish i spoke finnish

Granted but you'll never finish this...


Tietosanakirja, 11 volumes, 1909-1922, Finnish encyclopedia.

[guerillaeye]

granted, but feasible weasel is spinning

i wish i spoke finnish

granted, but all the ladys speak tagalog

i wish i had a dub cutting spizzy in my area

[chu]

granted, but feasible weasel is spinning

i wish i spoke finnish

granted, but all the ladys speak tagalog

i wish i had a dub cutting spizzy in my area

Granted, but God, or some other such being of great power, uses the laws of Quantum Physics to ensure that you may only ever cut the track "Good Enough" by Cindy Lauper, he hires a russian to hold you at gun point whilst you listen to this song for eternity.

I wish I could leave work now.

[hera]

I wish I could leave work now.

granted, but mr. T awaits at your home.

i wish my hair were long and wavey.

[ashley]

I wish I could leave work now.

granted, but mr. T awaits at your home.

i wish my hair were long and wavey.

Granted, but you are now bald and have a wig


I wish I won the lottery

[sro]

I wish I won the lottery

Granted...but you are paid in herring.

I wish I could go fishing...

[step correct]

I wish I could leave work now.

granted, but mr. T awaits at your home.

i wish my hair were long and wavey.

Granted, but you are now bald and have a wig


I wish I won the lottery

Granted but you owe 2,000,000 in back taxes

I wish hadn't so many drugs when I were younger.

[guerillaeye]

Granted but you owe 2,000,000 in back taxes

I wish hadn't so many drugs when I were younger.

Granted, but you get hit by a bus and die anyways.

I wish I had done more drugs when I were younger.

[classagraphics]

I wish I had done more drugs when I were younger.

granted, but now that your sober you no longer find anything interesting in life

i wish globes were more popular

[relaks]

granted, but the world is found to be cube shaped.

I wish single malt scotch whisky was cheap.

[hera]

I wish single malt scotch whisky was cheap.

granted, but you are a pissy-pant alcoholic

i wish the streets were paved in chocolate

[misk]

I wish single malt scotch whisky was cheap.

granted, but you are a pissy-pant alcoholic

i wish the streets were paved in chocolate

granted but its unsweetened.

i wish i had a faster internet connection