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dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:09 pm

granted but then they play it really quietly instead so you can't hear the good music

i wish i'd had money to go to DMZ last night

jolly wailer · Post by **jolly wailer** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:35 pm

granted but on your way to the venue you're mugged by a gang of chavs who take your wallet, sodomize you in an alley way and ship you to Burma via Fedex

I wish I had a korean girlfriend but other koreans didn't pay attention to the fact that a foreigner was out with a korean girl

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:26 pm

Jolly Wailer wrote:granted but on your way to the venue you're mugged by a gang of chavs who take your wallet, sodomize you in an alley way and ship you to Burma via Fedex

I wish I had a korean girlfriend but other koreans didn't pay attention to the fact that a foreigner was out with a korean girl

Granted, but now koreans notice the fact she has no eyes and a wooden leg

I wish 5 star rated films were actually 5 star rated films

chu · Post by **chu** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:01 pm

Granted, but you have pedobreath.

I wish I could have got to go to some early 90's jungle business

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:39 pm

Chu wrote:Granted, but you have pedobreath.

I wish I could have got to go to some early 90's jungle business

Granted, but you caught HIV from sharing the same toothbrush

I wish there was an unlimited supply of hotwater in my bath

chu · Post by **chu** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:09 am

Ashley wrote:
Granted, but you caught HIV from sharing the same toothbrush

I wish there was an unlimited supply of hotwater in my bath

Granted, but you're allergic to air.

I wish for housemates that don't want to watch Desperate Houseslags

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:42 am

Chu wrote:
Ashley wrote:
Granted, but you caught HIV from sharing the same toothbrush

I wish there was an unlimited supply of hotwater in my bath
Granted, but you're allergic to air.

I wish for housemates that don't want to watch Desperate Houseslags

Granted, they watch loose women instead.

I wish Leeds wasnt 6 hours by coach away...

wascal · Post by **wascal** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:20 am

Granted but the West Indian Centre is flooded with sewage permanently

I wish it was mandatory to listen to motown in schools

ill fill · Post by **ill fill** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:30 am

wascal wrote:Granted but the West Indian Centre is flooded with sewage permanently

I wish it was mandatory to listen to motown in schools

Granted but in the style of marvin gaye you are shot by your father.

i wish i had a theme tune.

guerillaeye · Post by **guerillaeye** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:22 am

iLL FiLL wrote:
wascal wrote:Granted but the West Indian Centre is flooded with sewage permanently

I wish it was mandatory to listen to motown in schools

Granted but in the style of marvin gaye you are shot by your father.

i wish i had a theme tune.

granted, but its the desperate housewives theme.

i wish i would win the dj contest i just signed up for.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:04 am

guerillaeye wrote:
iLL FiLL wrote:
wascal wrote:Granted but the West Indian Centre is flooded with sewage permanently

I wish it was mandatory to listen to motown in schools

Granted but in the style of marvin gaye you are shot by your father.

i wish i had a theme tune.
granted, but its the desperate housewives theme.

i wish i would win the dj contest i just signed up for.

Granted, However the contest was best spice girls mixtape 2007 contest now scary spice gets to put her big fat hairy growler on your face.

I wish I wasnt broke

chu · Post by **chu** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:14 am

Ashley wrote: Granted, However the contest was best spice girls mixtape 2007 contest now scary spice gets to put her big fat hairy growler on your face.

I wish I wasnt broke

Granted, you're not broke, unfortunately your money is earned on the streets of Nay Pyi Taw working for one Laurence Tureaud, you suckle dogs for nourishment in between sessions with your paying 'visitors'.

I want a selection of fine cheeses.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:55 am

Chu wrote:
Ashley wrote: Granted, However the contest was best spice girls mixtape 2007 contest now scary spice gets to put her big fat hairy growler on your face.

I wish I wasnt broke
Granted, you're not broke, unfortunately your money is earned on the streets of Nay Pyi Taw working for one Laurence Tureaud, you suckle dogs for nourishment in between sessions with your paying 'visitors'.

I want a selection of fine cheeses.

Granted, however the only cheese you will ever get is the one on your cock

I wish I had a 25th hour in the day

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:58 am

Ashley wrote:
Chu wrote:
Ashley wrote: Granted, However the contest was best spice girls mixtape 2007 contest now scary spice gets to put her big fat hairy growler on your face.

I wish I wasnt broke
Granted, you're not broke, unfortunately your money is earned on the streets of Nay Pyi Taw working for one Laurence Tureaud, you suckle dogs for nourishment in between sessions with your paying 'visitors'.

I want a selection of fine cheeses.
Granted, however the only cheese you will ever get is the one on your cock

I wish I had a 25th hour in the day

Granted but you waste it on dubstepforum.com

I wish I had a cooked meal wqaiting for me when I get home..

emcee child · Post by **emcee child** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:11 am

Step Correct wrote:
Granted but you waste it on dubstepforum.com

I wish I had a cooked meal wqaiting for me when I get home..

Granted, however it's cooked tarmac.

I wish i could find another job that won't kill me as much as this one does.

hera · Post by **hera** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:32 am

Emcee Child wrote:I wish i could find another job that won't kill me as much as this one does.

granted, but youre no longer playing Smog in December.

I wish sleep was optional.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:36 am

hera wrote:
Emcee Child wrote:I wish i could find another job that won't kill me as much as this one does.
granted, but youre no longer playing Smog in December.

I wish sleep was optional.

It is, but you stayed awake for 21 days and now look like Scarecrow from wizard of oz

I wish coffee didnt taste rank so I can abuse the filter coffee machine

steppo · Post by **steppo** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:20 pm

Ashley wrote: I wish coffee didnt taste rank so I can abuse the filter coffee machine

granted anything you drink in place of coffee is going to give you cancer, even the poland spring water

i wish cigarettes werent horrible for me to smoke

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:24 pm

steppo wrote:
Ashley wrote: I wish coffee didnt taste rank so I can abuse the filter coffee machine
granted anything you drink in place of coffee is going to give you cancer, even the poland spring water

i wish cigarettes werent horrible for me to smoke

Granted, but they now kill you in less than 60 seconds.

I wish someone would post a link to the Calzaghe fight.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:34 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
steppo wrote:
Ashley wrote: I wish coffee didnt taste rank so I can abuse the filter coffee machine
granted anything you drink in place of coffee is going to give you cancer, even the poland spring water

i wish cigarettes werent horrible for me to smoke
Granted, but they now kill you in less than 60 seconds.

I wish someone would post a link to the Calzaghe fight.

Granted but you actually got Rick rolled!

I wish lunch breaks were 2 hours rather than 1

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