Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

victor liechtenstein · Post by **victor liechtenstein** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:39 pm

Ashley wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
steppo wrote:
Ashley wrote: I wish coffee didnt taste rank so I can abuse the filter coffee machine
granted anything you drink in place of coffee is going to give you cancer, even the poland spring water

i wish cigarettes werent horrible for me to smoke
Granted, but they now kill you in less than 60 seconds.

I wish someone would post a link to the Calzaghe fight.
Granted but you actually got Rick rolled!

I wish lunch breaks were 2 hours rather than 1

Granted but the working day is now 23 hours.

I wish the controls for Rainbow Islands aren't so f'n slipshod.

wascal · Post by **wascal** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:27 am

Granted but the collision detection is awful and you die if theres an enemy on the screen.

I wish i had a never ending cup of filter coffee.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:32 am

wascal wrote:Granted but the collision detection is awful and you die if theres an enemy on the screen.

I wish i had a never ending cup of filter coffee.

Granted, but you have an infant's sized bladder and the toilet is two floors down. And the elevator's broken.

I wish someone would grant this wish but with a twist to make it undesirable.

classagraphics · Post by **classagraphics** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:53 pm

kidlogic wrote: I wish someone would grant this wish but with a twist to make it undesirable.

granted, but as the 182nd post on the thread, this wish is actually granted by a real Genie and it takes place in physical reality. unfortunatley you didn't really wish for anything, so you blew a chance of mythical proportions....now back to fake granted wishes....

i wish Saved By the Bell came back with a movie

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:23 pm

classagraphics wrote:
kidlogic wrote: I wish someone would grant this wish but with a twist to make it undesirable.
granted, but as the 182nd post on the thread, this wish is actually granted by a real Genie and it takes place in physical reality. unfortunatley you didn't really wish for anything, so you blew a chance of mythical proportions....now back to fake granted wishes....

i wish Saved By the Bell came back with a movie

granted, but you to re inact the terrible dolphin sex scene with the tall one, and for the rest of your days you end up getting slated, and never work in the film industry ever again...

i wish that the world ended, right now....

classagraphics · Post by **classagraphics** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:38 pm

*Grand* wrote: i wish that the world ended, right now....

granted, but then 2 days later it restarts again right where it left off

i wish i could find a place to live

whineo · Post by **whineo** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:12 pm

classagraphics wrote: granted, but then 2 days later it restarts again right where it left off

i wish i could find a place to live

granted , but its got a really crap shower.

I wish that the Council would stop sending me letters demanding the council tax even though I has been paid

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:35 pm

granted...

but Billy Mays delivers your receipt

I wish I was the king of narnia

chu · Post by **chu** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:05 pm

unklefesta wrote:granted...

but Billy Mays delivers your receipt

I wish I was the king of narnia

Granted, but you got the position doing "favours" for Aslan.

I wish Aslan was my pet and i could have taken him to school with me when I was little.

hera · Post by **hera** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:17 pm

Chu wrote:I wish Aslan was my pet and i could have taken him to school with me when I was little.

granted, but youre homeschooled.

i wish international flights were cheaper.

classagraphics · Post by **classagraphics** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:24 pm

hera wrote:
i wish international flights were cheaper.

granted, but US Customs cavity searches everyone leaving or entering the USofA

I wish my cell phone could sound as loud as a car alarm

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:25 pm

hera wrote:
Chu wrote:I wish Aslan was my pet and i could have taken him to school with me when I was little.
granted, but youre homeschooled.

i wish international flights were cheaper.

Granted but the food sucks really bad and you have to watch Will Farrel movies...

I wish I had some newer clothes that would help me fit in with the younger generation

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:37 pm

granted, but you are wearing onesies made for babies

I wish I could still grow hair on the top of my head

classagraphics · Post by **classagraphics** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:48 pm

unklefesta wrote:
I wish I could still grow hair on the top of my head

granted, you can and do, unfortunately its on your dick head

i wish my coworkers were smarter

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:50 pm

classagraphics wrote:
unklefesta wrote:
I wish I could still grow hair on the top of my head
granted, you can and do, unfortunately its on your dick head

i wish my coworkers were smarter

Granted but they are way smarter then you and you are no longer needed..fired.

I wish I had a new outlook on life

rojparody · Post by **rojparody** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:22 pm

Step Correct wrote: Granted but they are way smarter then you and you are no longer needed..fired.

I wish I had a new outlook on life

Granted, but it's Microsoft Outlook On Life For WindowsTM

I wish I was a published author...

thump rat · Post by **thump rat** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:01 pm

Whooops

wascal · Post by **wascal** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:58 am

RojParody wrote:
Step Correct wrote: Granted but they are way smarter then you and you are no longer needed..fired.

I wish I had a new outlook on life
Granted, but it's Microsoft Outlook On Life For WindowsTM

I wish I was a published author...

Granted but reading is banned by the state and is punishable by deportation to Burma.

I wish it could be Christmas every day

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:29 am

wascal wrote:
Granted but reading is banned by the state and is punishable by deportation to Burma.

I wish it could be Christmas every day

granted, but the only thing you can find to listen to is "paris hilton and britney spears: classic christmas duets"

i wish i had new shoes.

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:13 am

Granted.

I wish I was famous

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