Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

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Granted..

But they did tests and found out you shud actually be there MORE (no send)

I wish for... retractable wings.

Granted, but they are fly's wings and haven't been scaled up for human size.

I wish I didn't have tinnitus.

[vonboyage]

I wish I didn't have tinnitus.

Granted, but then your ears dont adjust to the normality of human life, and therefore implodes.. rendering you deaf.

I wish people accepted the word Lego in all forms.








yeah try that one, bitches !

[hera]

I wish people accepted the word Lego in all forms.

granted, but when uttered it must always be proceeded with "my Eggos", whence abolishing "Legos" from all linguistic lexicon since "legos my eggos" sound ghey.

i wish it were raining men.

[rickyricardo]

granted, but they all splatter upon impact.

...quite sad actually


I wish I didn't have to go to work anymore.

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EDIT - beaten to it.

[dopplegangbanger]

granted, but they all splatter upon impact.

...quite sad actually


I wish I didn't have to go to work anymore.

granted, but you die.

i wish i was the incredible hulk.

[wascal]

granted but you have an incredibly smaall dick in proportion to your huge green body

i wish every cashpoint i went near malfunctioned and spat out £20 notes at random

[dr.bushu]

granted but you have an incredibly smaall dick in proportion to your huge green body

i wish every cashpoint i went near malfunctioned and spat out £20 notes at random

okay but you develop a disorder an feel compelled to queue in each bank an return it everytime

i wish i was on holiday in japan forever

[rickyricardo]

granted, but you end up starring on the popular (and long running) TV game show "Kick the Foreigner in the Balls"

I wish that we didn't need oil anymore.

[hera]

I wish that we didn't need oil anymore.

granted, but now cars run on ivory.

i wish cancer were cured with advil.

[dopplegangbanger]

I wish that we didn't need oil anymore.

granted, but now cars run on ivory.

i wish cancer were cured with advil.

granted, but now aids is caused by advil

i wish i knew what advil was....

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I wish that we didn't need oil anymore.

granted, but now cars run on ivory.

i wish cancer were cured with advil.

granted, but now aids is caused by advil

i wish i knew what advil was....

Granted but you have no use for it whatsoever

I wish all the people on this forum could get together and get drunk..

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Granted but you have no use for it whatsoever

I wish all the people on this forum could get together and get drunk..

Granted, but they all start arguing about wobble and it turns into a bloodbath.

I wish I could fucking SLEEP.

[chu]

Granted, but they all start arguing about wobble and it turns into a bloodbath.

I wish I could fucking SLEEP.

Granted, but all your dreams involve mansex (and if you don't mind a bit of mansex, then... )

I wish for epic adventures and stories of untold greatness.

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Granted, but all your dreams involve mansex (and if you don't mind a bit of mansex, then... )

I wish for epic adventures and stories of untold greatness.

Granted, but all your stories remain untold.

I still wish I could sleep.

[chu]

Granted, but all your dreams involve mansex (and if you don't mind a bit of mansex, then... )

I wish for epic adventures and stories of untold greatness.

Granted, but all your stories remain untold.

I still wish I could sleep.

Granted, but you piss the bed.

I wish I was such a good chef I could get Gordon Ramsey to make me a meal, take one bite, spit it in his face and hurl abuse at him until he began to cry and gave up being chef all together, the next and only job he has is selling bits of lucky heather with those ladies at piccadilly circus.

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GRR im always late!!!

[rickyricardo]

I wish I was such a good chef I could get Gordon Ramsey to make me a meal, take one bite, spit it in his face and hurl abuse at him until he began to cry and gave up being chef all together, the next and only job he has is selling bits of lucky heather with those ladies at piccadilly circus.

Granted, but even doing that, he'll still be a godawful prick.

I wish that the dollar wasn't shit anymore, and I could order tunes from the UK without taking out a second mortgage.

[wascal]

I wish I was such a good chef I could get Gordon Ramsey to make me a meal, take one bite, spit it in his face and hurl abuse at him until he began to cry and gave up being chef all together, the next and only job he has is selling bits of lucky heather with those ladies at piccadilly circus.

Granted, but even doing that, he'll still be a godawful prick.

I wish that the dollar wasn't shit anymore, and I could order tunes from the UK without taking out a second mortgage.

Granted but the worlds vinyl supplies have run out and you have to resort to ordering mp3s

I wish i could get away with blasting music full volume all night in my flat

[frebentos]

I wish i could get away with blasting music full volume all night in my flat

Granted but due to excessive noise all night long your flat has been mistaken for an all night party and has now been taken over by crusties who are telling fortunes in your bedroom and having sex with scabby dogs in your kitchen.

I wish I knew what was going to happen in the next 300 years.