Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

kingjake · Post by **kingjake** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:50 am

Granted but you turn in to a stupid version of steven hawking
i wish i had a girlfriend

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:26 pm

Mr Hyde wrote:
Kingjake wrote:Granted but you turn in to a stupid version of steven hawking
i wish i had a girlfriend
Granted...but she's your Mum.

I wish I had a hoverboard.

Granted, but it doesnt actually work.

I wish i was just a little bit more highly paid, say £8-9 Ph

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:35 pm

Thomas wrote: Granted, but it doesnt actually work.

I wish i was just a little bit more highly paid, say £8-9 Ph

Granted, but the job is in Manchester.

I wish this curry was a little more spicy.

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:41 pm

stanton wrote:Granted, but the job is in Manchester.

I wish this curry was a little more spicy.

Granted, but it's curried baby meat.

I wish I had a curry.

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:22 pm

Contakt wrote:
I wish I had a curry.

Granted but it's delivered by Michelle McManus and she's eaten most of it already.

tems · Post by **tems** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:35 pm

I wish frebentos had made a wish!

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:41 pm

sorry...haha

I wish summer lasted longer.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:43 pm

Granted, but now summer last all year long.

I wish my feet didnt smell.

ekstrak · Post by **ekstrak** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:03 pm

pdomino wrote:Granted, but now summer last all year long.

I wish my feet didnt smell.

Granted, but you just stepped in some poo.

I wish I had a talking cow which hacked chunks out of itself and served them up with boiled potatoes.

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:17 pm

ekstrak wrote: I wish I had a talking cow which hacked chunks out of itself and served them up with boiled potatoes.

Granted but it then hacks up chunks on your beef and potatoes.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:31 pm

stanton wrote:
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

Granted, but the rabbits got rabies, the bats more of a coktail stick and the '64 Impala resembles a large piece of rust with wheels.

I wish people would stop trying to give me free papers.

wascal · Post by **wascal** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:42 pm

frebentos wrote:
stanton wrote:
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
Granted, but the rabbits got rabies, the bats more of a coktail stick and the '64 Impala resembles a large piece of rust with wheels.

I wish people would stop trying to give me free papers.

Granted. They give you dead legs instead.

I wish no-one ever called IT helpdesks, and when they did it was to sing your praises

tems · Post by **tems** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:43 pm

EDIT: Too slow

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:49 pm

wascal wrote: Granted. They give you dead legs instead.

I wish no-one ever called IT helpdesks, and when they did it was to sing your praises

Granted but this means you never get to talk to anyone and die a lonely old man.

I wish I had a really really sexy bike....

xi · Post by xi » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:58 pm

stanton wrote:
wascal wrote: Granted. They give you dead legs instead.

I wish no-one ever called IT helpdesks, and when they did it was to sing your praises

Granted but this means you never get to talk to anyone and die a lonely old man.

I wish I had a really really sexy bike....

Granted, but you find out the bike doesn't really love you, and you end up on the sex offenders list... and lose your job at the Jaffa Cakes factory.

I wish someone would clean up this night of drinking for me!

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:24 pm

XI wrote: Granted, but you find out the bike doesn't really love you, and you end up on the sex offenders list... and lose your job at the Jaffa Cakes factory.

I wish someone would clean up this night of drinking for me!

Granted, but someone has put a scratch on your Mum's french polished table and drawn a moustache on the picture on the wall, she's due home in 2 hours and someone roached the entire yellow pages.

I wish the tune I've just written wasn't so gash.

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:45 pm

stanton wrote:Granted, but someone has put a scratch on your Mum's french polished table and drawn a moustache on the picture on the wall, she's due home in 2 hours and someone roached the entire yellow pages.

I wish the tune I've just written wasn't so gash.

Granted, but someone reveals the samples on the forum and you get thrown into jail for a thousand years while the dubstep scene burns before your very eyes.

I wish I could concentrate on preparing for my job interview.

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:51 pm

Contakt wrote:
stanton wrote:Granted, but someone has put a scratch on your Mum's french polished table and drawn a moustache on the picture on the wall, she's due home in 2 hours and someone roached the entire yellow pages.

I wish the tune I've just written wasn't so gash.
Granted, but someone reveals the samples on the forum and you get thrown into jail for a thousand years while the dubstep scene burns before your very eyes.

I wish I could concentrate on preparing for my job interview.

granted but your cock has just fallen off

I wish there was no traffic on my way home

chunkie · Post by **chunkie** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:56 pm

granted but you crash your car and end up looking ike tom cruise in vanilla sky, but with amy winehouse and beth orton instead of diaz and cruz

i wish my mobile would stop turning itself on and off

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