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badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:39 pm

granted, but it was made with your mothers breast milk

i wish i didnt have to work so many fucking hours overtime to fund my record buying habit

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:53 pm

badger wrote:granted, but it was made with your mothers breast milk

i wish i didnt have to work so many fucking hours overtime to fund my record buying habit

Granted but your new found wealth leads you astray, you start buying funky house too and acquire a fondness for the devil's dandruff.

I wish I got paid overtime.

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:29 pm

stanton wrote:Granted but your new found wealth leads you astray, you start buying funky house too and acquire a fondness for the devil's dandruff.

I wish I got paid overtime.

Granted, but your new job is cleaning Jade Goody's foul parts with your tongue.

I wish I had extendable arms like Inspector Gadget.

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:34 pm

Contakt wrote: Granted, but your new job is cleaning Jade Goody's foul parts with your tongue.

I wish I had extendable arms like Inspector Gadget.

Granted but they get stuck in super extended mode and you have to sit so far away from your keyboard that you can't see the screen and are unable to post anymore. You lose the will to live and top yourself by running under some pylons with your hands in the air like you just don't care.

I wish I knew who Feasible Weasel was

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:45 pm

stanton wrote:
Contakt wrote: Granted, but your new job is cleaning Jade Goody's foul parts with your tongue.

I wish I had extendable arms like Inspector Gadget.
Granted but they get stuck in super extended mode and you have to sit so far away from your keyboard that you can't see the screen and are unable to post anymore. You lose the will to live and top yourself by running under some pylons with your hands in the air like you just don't care.

I wish I knew who Feasible Weasel was

granted but to find out his real identity you have be bummed by him

i wish my mrs wasn't completely mental

chu · Post by **chu** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:51 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote: granted but to find out his real identity you have be bummed by him

i wish my mrs wasn't completely mental

Granted, but she's suspiciously bike-ish looking...

I wish work was just done

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:59 pm

Chu wrote:
Granted, but she's suspiciously bike-ish looking...

I wish work was just done

Granted but after work you've got a date with his ^ Mrs.

I wish the fwd 7th buthdi bash didn't finish at '3am-ish'

tems · Post by **tems** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:23 pm

I wish the fwd 7th buthdi bash didn't finish at '3am-ish'

Granted, it finishes at midnight and was shit anyway.

I wish i had a microwave

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:17 pm

granted but the only thing it lets you cook in it is cat faeces

i wish i was feasible weasel, especially if i get to bum stanton

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:22 am

badger wrote:granted but the only thing it lets you cook in it is cat faeces

i wish i was feasible weasel, especially if i get to bum stanton

granted but you get caught in a bear trap

i wish children in need people didnt beg and just did good entertainment

harlesden · Post by **harlesden** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:29 am

granted but you can only watch it if you have dawn french's soiled underwear placed firmly over your head

i wish there were no ill effects to constant drug abuse

-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:29 pm

granted but just from one hit from a homegrown zoot and you go mental.

i wish i had no wishes no more

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:14 pm

-BLADE- wrote:granted but just from one hit from a homegrown zoot and you go mental.

i wish i had no wishes no more

Granted, but you made this thread.

I wish I had a telephone with infinite signal, and you can walk anywhere with it and it doesn't go out of range.

dr.bushu · Post by **dr.bushu** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:13 am

BlizzardMusic wrote: Granted, but you made this thread.

I wish I had a telephone with infinite signal, and you can walk anywhere with it and it doesn't go out of range.

fine but this is the only satellite phone 'handset' available to you,
on lifetime contract 500 free minutes any network any time.. no txt features

i wish i could goto more dubstep/dub dances

ragazza bassa · Post by **ragazza bassa** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:01 am

i wish i could goto more dubstep/dub dances

granted but then when you did you love it half as much and be bored from hearing it all the time!

i wish i could sit on the speaker at "love" and then i wouldn't have any need for boys!!

jolly wailer · Post by **jolly wailer** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:09 am

you can, and you do, but you're wearing white khaki's that night and I was sitting on the speaker before you, eating chocolate pudding. The pudding slipped out of my hand due to excess bass weight... I go to the bathroom to wash my hands and get some paper towel to clean up the pudding I spilt on the bassbins.. but someone has unknowingly taken my spot atop said speakers (you) ... the speaker rig cuts out unexpectedly and now there is no sound powering the night... you get up from the speaker-seat as now without bassweight the prospect of an actual human partner is the only enticing option.. unknowingly and now with a backside that is bepuddinged --- you spend the rest of the night with a large brown splotch embarrassingly festooned onto the back of your pants and manage to attract the lone freak at the bar who is kinkily into women who shit themselves in public places..

I wish I had some more chocolate pudding..

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:29 am

Jolly Wailer wrote:you can, and you do, but you're wearing white khaki's that night and I was sitting on the speaker before you, eating chocolate pudding. The pudding slipped out of my hand due to excess bass weight... I go to the bathroom to wash my hands and get some paper towel to clean up the pudding I spilt on the bassbins.. but someone has unknowingly taken my spot atop said speakers (you) ... the speaker rig cuts out unexpectedly and now there is no sound powering the night... you get up from the speaker-seat as now without bassweight the prospect of an actual human partner is the only enticing option.. unknowingly and now with a backside that is bepuddinged --- you spend the rest of the night with a large brown splotch embarrassingly festooned onto the back of your pants and manage to attract the lone freak at the bar who is kinkily into women who shit themselves in public places..

I wish I had some more chocolate pudding..

Granted, you get strawberry milkshake.
I wish I had a donner kebab

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:24 pm

granted but it tastes like the last one i had which was shite
I wish i had all the vinyls i ever wanted

djake · Post by **djake** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:31 pm

Dubloke wrote:granted but it tastes like the last one i had which was shite
I wish i had all the vinyls i ever wanted

granted but you live in a really hot country and they all warp n fuk up from the heat

i wish i had all my gcse's at C or above

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