Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:35 pm

granted but all clubs take on a funky house/britney spears music only policy

i wish i hadn't fallen over bare boxes outside plastic people and fallen asleep against a car making a man very angry on friday, and also i wish that it had all gone to plan and we'd all got in no trouble and had a sick night

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:44 pm

granted, the world just started again, no plastic people, but now ceramic boys blast you in the head when you say 'touch wood'.
i wish this game gets stickied

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:54 am

granted but every time you type on this thread your keyboard also gets really sicky and fucked

I wish that I had sky tv instead of freeview

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:35 am

granted, but the remote is buggered and it's stuck on some twisted version of the shopping channel where all they sell is butt-plugs...

i wish i didn't have to work today!

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:41 am

Granted, but how would you pay for your new slippers

I wish I had a mature supermodel sitting on my face.

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:56 am

granted, but she's mature like seriously strong cheddar, not mature like a fine wine

i wish all my friends liked dubstep

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:24 pm

HA HA killed me lol

Granted, but like me, your friends simply like stepping on your dubs.

I wish I had bare dubs.

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:26 pm

granted, but they're all wobble/boring darkstep/liquidstep [delete as appropriate] dubs

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:50 pm

spooKs wrote:granted, but they're all Goth dubs

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:19 pm

i wish people would make a wish after corrupting other peoples ones

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:52 pm

badger wrote:i wish people would make a wish after corrupting other peoples ones

Granted, but people like you forget to grant wishes.

I wish people would grant more wishes and wish for their own wishes...

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:46 pm

granted, but by wishing for your own wish you have wished a wish wish and wishle wishy wish wa wish woooo.................................

i wish i had known where i was going with that before i started typing

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:02 pm

Granted, but by wishing for your own wish you have shoved homeless childrens wishes to the back of the queue

I wish for world peace.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:52 pm

pdomino wrote:Granted, but by wishing for your own wish you have shoved homeless childrens wishes to the back of the queue

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but you are of course daydreaming in your own little world.

I wish i had a zip line from my desk to my home so I dont have to get on a cramped tram.

chu · Post by **chu** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:36 pm

Ashley wrote:
pdomino wrote:Granted, but by wishing for your own wish you have shoved homeless childrens wishes to the back of the queue

I wish for world peace.
Granted, but you are of course daydreaming in your own little world.

I wish i had a zip line from my desk to my home so I dont have to get on a cramped tram.

Granted, but you're a batty crease.

I wish that the other forum game was easier to play and be funny at and stuff

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:11 pm

Chu wrote:
Ashley wrote:
pdomino wrote:Granted, but by wishing for your own wish you have shoved homeless childrens wishes to the back of the queue

I wish for world peace.
Granted, but you are of course daydreaming in your own little world.

I wish i had a zip line from my desk to my home so I dont have to get on a cramped tram.
Granted, but you're a batty crease.

I wish that the other forum game was easier to play and be funny at and stuff

Granted, but you are deaf-mute, have no fingers, and can only communicate by blinking.

I wish that I had a girlfriend who was intelligent and didn't have the express purpose of boning me at random hours. (yes, it's actually a bad thing)

emcee child · Post by **emcee child** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:43 pm

DJelements wrote:
Granted, but you are deaf-mute, have no fingers, and can only communicate by blinking.

I wish that I had a girlfriend who was intelligent and didn't have the express purpose of boning me at random hours. (yes, it's actually a bad thing)

granted but ur a butterfly and have a life expectancy of a day.

I wish my boss's head would explode in slow motion so i could enjoy every millisecond of it.

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:03 am

granted but he has aids and his blood gets all over you during the explosion and you die a slow and painful death after catching a cold when you didnt dry your hair properly after going swimming

i wish i was a lion. ROAR

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:07 am

badger wrote:granted but he has aids and his blood gets all over you during the explosion and you die a slow and painful death after catching a cold when you didnt dry your hair properly after going swimming

i wish i was a lion. ROAR

Granted, but you are in the London Zoo, getting pelted with corn meant for the ducks all day long by bratty little children.

I wish I lived in the 60's

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:34 am

Granted, but your platforms and acid addiction make you snap your ankles every week.

I wish I had some big tits in my hands right now.

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