Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:15 am

Granted, its Friday, but the weeks go in reverse, essentially making it Monday.

I wish I could go back a few years and hang out for a while.

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:24 am

granted, but nobody likes you and everybody thinks you'r waste cos of your "future" vibez...

i wish i could wake up early enough to make breakfast without being late for work!

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:11 pm

Wil Blaze wrote:granted, but nobody likes you and everybody thinks you'r waste cos of your "future" vibez...

i wish i could wake up early enough to make breakfast without being late for work!

Granted, you wake up, come home from work and then have breakfast.

I wish for sunshine and sandy beaches

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:32 pm

granted but its in a war torn part of africa where you get shot at for being an evil westerner

i wish i was at home in bed

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:03 pm

Granted, but an octopus is sharing it with you

I wish for Ant & Decs eyes to be pulled out.

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:23 pm

Granted, but you have to eat them...

I wish xmas started on 1st december and went right through till march so that i could have bare time off work!

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:32 pm

ha ha ha 'on topic' reply.

Granted, but you`ve put on about 7 stone since it started

I wish trains were never late.

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:51 pm

granted, but there's only one train a year and it goes to bognor regis!

i wish BIG H had a myspace and a mixtape coming out cos i only got 2 tracks with him on and they're gully!

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:59 pm

Granted, but Big H's next mixtape is spittin' over nursery rhymes and music from Kazakhstan .... which you hate.

I wish more people would play this game.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:02 pm

Granted, but then everyone starts playing it and eventually you become jaded on the whole "corrupt a forum wish" scene and you cant stop talking about the good ol' days when it used to be 'way more underground' and less commercial.

I wish I owned a small island in the pacific

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:04 pm

granted, but it's so small you can't fit a set of decks on there or a sub and there's no dubstep!

i wish i owned a BIG island in the pacific!

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:20 pm

granted but its haiti and all the inhabitants practise voodoo on you until you run away screaming like a little girl

i wish christmas didnt go on for 8 months every year

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:12 pm

Granted, but now its all 12 months and loses what little meaning it has left.

I wish badger knew his geography. (Haiti is in the Atlantic. But Europe is still its own country, isnt it?

)

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:18 pm

granted, instead of dropping geography as early as i could when i was a kid so i didnt have to learn about the wonders of soil types and glacier movements (oooh exciting

) i become a professor of geography, eventually starting my own map making business and deciding to rename the Atlantic the Pedantic Ocean

i wish i had a better imagination so i could think up more wishes!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:21 pm

Granted, but you lose the ability to come up with good 'wish-corruptions' such as the last one.

I wish I had gone to school for graphic design as originally planned.

misk · Post by **misk** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:22 pm

granted, but your imagination is so vivid, that you see everything you think of. you jump off a bridge to escape a pack of giant wasps.

i wish i had a macbook pro.

anarekist · Post by **anarekist** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:23 pm

granted, but now you're blind and deaf.

i wish i had powers like the people on the nbc show heros.

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:56 pm

granted but you gain the power to turn yourself into a toad and forget how to turn yourself back, you end up aimless eating any flies that go past until you catch a mosquito with malaria and die.

i wish i was the roman god bacchus (god of wine and debauchery)

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:23 pm

granted but you know debauchery in the roman wold was mainly a homosexual ting! (and the wine was shit too)

i wish my girl wasn't so fucking addicted to shit tv programs!

fedose · Post by **fedose** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:03 pm

granted but you know debauchery in the roman wold was mainly a homosexual ting! (and the wine was shit too)

i wish my girl wasn't so fucking addicted to shit tv programs!

granted, but less shit can be seen on tv screen than pc-display
i wish i could find latest dubstep vinyl-rips on this forum

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