Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:11 pm

fedose wrote:
granted but you know debauchery in the roman wold was mainly a homosexual ting! (and the wine was shit too)

i wish my girl wasn't so fucking addicted to shit tv programs!
granted, but less shit can be seen on tv screen than pc-display
i wish i could find latest dubstep vinyl-rips on this forum

Granted, but you get shanked at the next rave by bare mans

I wish i didnt have a sore throat.

chu · Post by **chu** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:25 pm

Ashley wrote:
fedose wrote:
granted but you know debauchery in the roman wold was mainly a homosexual ting! (and the wine was shit too)

i wish my girl wasn't so fucking addicted to shit tv programs!
granted, but less shit can be seen on tv screen than pc-display
i wish i could find latest dubstep vinyl-rips on this forum
Granted, but you get shanked at the next rave by bare mans

I wish i didnt have a sore throat.

Granted, you don't but you've got a sore arse instead.

I wish it weren't monday.

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:18 pm

granted, just give me three hours or so...

I wish that i was guaranteed to get into big apple xmas party

decibel_point · Post by **decibel_point** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:44 pm

Dubloke wrote:granted, just give me three hours or so...

I wish that i was guaranteed to get into big apple xmas party

Granted, but 78 seconds after a nationwide powercut kicks in !

I wish 'Instrumental' dubstep night on thursday in croydon to be a phat rave. It will be though.

jim · Post by **jim** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:45 pm

It is a fat rave, meaning they only let fat stnuc in.

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:23 am

i wish people would stop breaking the game....

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:25 am

granted.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:28 am

The rules for breaking the game are getting your hands and cock chopped off, just glad it aint me eh

I wish I was on holiday.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:28 am

The rules for double posting are even worse.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:31 am

granted, but you're on a coach tour of iraq

i wish that mummy and daddy would get back together

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:02 pm

pk- wrote:granted, but you're on a coach tour of iraq

i wish that mummy and daddy would get back together

Granted, but it happens to be at a wife swap party.

I wish I only had to wipe once when going to the loo...

__________ · Post by **__________** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:40 pm

granted but the only paper around is proper butch glasspaper that shreds your ass a beauty.

i wish i could fly. i wish i could touch the sky. innit

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:04 pm

£10 Bag wrote:granted but the only paper around is proper butch glasspaper that shreds your ass a beauty.

i wish i could fly. i wish i could touch the sky. innit

granted, but you've got motion sickness

i wish i could remember what i came in this room for

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:53 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
£10 Bag wrote:granted but the only paper around is proper butch glasspaper that shreds your ass a beauty.

i wish i could fly. i wish i could touch the sky. innit
granted, but you've got motion sickness

i wish i could remember what i came in this room for

Granted, you remember to come and get your weekly shruiken but cut yourself on the face on the way out.

I wish I had a 25th hour in the day

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:28 pm

granted but you had to watch 2 girls 1 cup on loop for that hour

I wish I had jah war the loefah remix

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:04 pm

Dubloke wrote:granted but you had to watch 2 girls 1 cup on loop for that hour

I wish I had jah war the loefah remix

granted but it's a 64bit mp3 and you can only play it on £4 headphones with no bass...

i wish i could eat 500 kit-kats and not feel sick or get fat

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:39 pm

Wil Blaze wrote:
Dubloke wrote:granted but you had to watch 2 girls 1 cup on loop for that hour

I wish I had jah war the loefah remix
granted but it's a 64bit mp3 and you can only play it on £4 headphones with no bass...

i wish i could eat 500 kit-kats and not feel sick or get fat

Granted, but you drown in your own sick after the fourth one..

I wish for a cure for the common cold

guerillaeye · Post by **guerillaeye** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:33 pm

Ashley wrote:
Granted, but you drown in your own sick after the fourth one..

I wish for a cure for the common cold

granted.. its aids

i wish i could time-travel with the power of my mind.

misk · Post by **misk** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:04 am

guerillaeye wrote:
Ashley wrote:
Granted, but you drown in your own sick after the fourth one..

I wish for a cure for the common cold
granted.. its aids

i wish i could time-travel with the power of my mind.

granted, but you have a stroke and think that corpsey is your dad. he lets you sleep on his bedroom floor, as long as you pick up the hairballs around the base of his toilet every morning... and he doesnt have a cat.

i wish i could get paid large amounts of american dollars to make music that i love, and that the dollar would stay at the same value its at, the world wouldnt end, i wouldnt die, the music i love is dubstep hip hop and general electronic silliness, I would become rich, and happy.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:47 am

Granted, but the contract you signed states you must live in Kurdistan in a cave and only use local cuttlery / pots / pans to make your music.

I wish for the best christmas ever. *sarc*

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