Cocktail Recipes

toolazy2work · Post by **toolazy2work** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:27 pm

Jamaican 10-speed

1 part melon rum
1 part 99 bananas
1 part Malibu rum
3 parts pineapple juice (or too taste)
Shake with ice

This tastes great AND will get you fucked.
This is what i drank the first time i went to an electronic music party...and I was LIT!

ivysomething · Post by **ivysomething** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:03 am

The JEFF:

this first

then this

don't mix! JEFF is deeep.

morsobwoy · Post by **morsobwoy** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:18 am

absinth sniffer

shot of absinth, then put it burning and put your hand on the glass. Once it "sucks" your hand to glass you can sniff absinthsteams to your nose and then drink most of it, then bowl over the glass and sniff rest of the absinth to your nose

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:25 am

I'd start a new thread but i cant be arsed,

Ive got loads of rum (mainly white) and i'm looking to get smashed saturday but i can't be dealing with Lemonade or Coke again, whats the best juice or what ever to have?

Thanks in advance

Citrus Boy · Post by **Citrus Boy** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:03 pm

ivysomething wrote:The JEFF:

this first

then this

don't mix! JEFF is deeep.

Looks like a HOLOCAUST

1/2 oz Goldshlager
dribble of Midori
dribble of Grenadine
dribble of Blue bols
1/2 oz Baileys/Eggnog

in that order..use a teaspoon to lay the bailey/nog on the top..If done correctly it looks like a mini mushroom cloud in a glass.. hence the name. . guaranteed make you yipp after two or three rounds.

dill · Post by **dill** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:23 pm

Badger Spanker:

Żubrówka Polish Vodka [chilled to badness] - 2 parts
Irn Bru - 1 part
Pepsi Max - 1 part
Cape's Grape, Raspberry & Blueberry Juice Drink - 1 parts

10 of these & you'll think that you invented the idea of humanoids living in buildings

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:11 pm

turbo shandy

1 stella, 1 smirnoff black ice

down half the pint of stella..

pour in the smirnoff...

keep downing...

fall down

chu · Post by **chu** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:57 pm

Lately been hitting Stoli Blue (Blueberry) with tonic and plenty Lime... deepness

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:15 pm

Special Sugar Rush Supreme

3/4 Dr Pepper
Crushed Ice
2 table spoons of sugar
1/8th coke
1/8th Whiskey.

Enjoy

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:46 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:Special Sugar Rush Supreme

3/4 Dr Pepper
Crushed Ice
2 table spoons of sugar
1/8th coke
1/8th Whiskey.

Enjoy

bliz you'd like this one - i call it the caffeine supreme

one pint glass, fill half with coffee and half with sugar, add a splash of water, hold your nose and drain

better than coke

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:49 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:Special Sugar Rush Supreme

3/4 Dr Pepper
Crushed Ice
2 table spoons of sugar
1/8th coke
1/8th Whiskey.

Enjoy

You stand outside a shop for 2 hours waiting for someone either drunk enough, or with lower morals than a normal person. take the risk of handing over money to some stranger, and getting caught. Yet, you order Whiskey?

What happend to 20/20 or white lightening?

sprabbit · Post by **sprabbit** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:34 pm

Adam's Apple

don't know the measurements, i just splash here and there.

Whiskey
Merlot
Brandy
Apple Cider

toss a couple of cinnamon sticks and raisins. then Heat. do not boil

awesome winter/camping drink.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:31 am

A few of my favorites over the years. I usually stick to one drink for months at a time, or go with the old standby of Jack Daniels or Maker's Mark and Coke. Saphire and Tonics in the summer cant be beat though.

The Matador:

In a pint glass -

2 Parts Red Bull
1 Part Stoli O (or other flavored vodka)
splash grenadine
splash oj

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The Depth Charge: (In Breckenridge CO, called other things elsewhere)

Half Pint glass filled with RedBull
Shot glass filled with Jagermeister
Drop shot in pint and slam the whole thing in one take

(A place I used to play at in Breck used to have these for $2 all night. Those were messy times... I literally sold the shirt off my back to a tourist one of those nights, just cause they liked it and I was hammered)

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Irish Car Bomb:
Same as above, substitute Guinness for Red Bull and Jameson for Jager

(A different place I used to play at in Breck had these for $2 all night. Man I miss that town sometimes...)

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Capt. Red:
Red Bull and Captain Morgans - better than it sounds

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Mind Eraser:
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Kahlua
2 oz Coke

Serve with two drinking straws in a small rocks glass. Meant to be taken in one pull using both straws, a few minutes later you cant remember what you just drank, hence the name.

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Long Beach Iced Tea:
1 shot vodka
1 shot light rum
1 shot gin
1 shot tequila
1 shot triple sec
ice cubes
1 splash cranberry juice
1 lemon wedge

A nice summer take on the old standby for gettin blitzed on the cheap

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And last but not least, an old high school favorite...

Jungle Juice/Woptuli/Trash Can Punch/etc...:

- One CLEAN large Rubbermaid type trash can or similar large container
- 5-6 bottles of whatever liquor you can find, vodka and whiskey work best, but literally anything will do
- Enough Kool-Aid to fill the trash can
- 5-10 pounds of fruit, cut up (mellon, apples and cut strawberrys work well, but again, anything will do)

Mix all ingredients in large trash can at least one night before party (the longer the better to give the fruit ample time to absorb as much alcohol as possible).

Serve by dipping cup into trash can

For best results, drink while underage, outdoors, in the woods at a cabin, gravel pit, uncut wooded lot or similar venue, with loud classic rock blasting from an IROC Camero or Ford F150. Bonus points for mullets, flannel shirts and teased hair.

iamangelaplease · Post by **iamangelaplease** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:28 pm

i love this thread please.

casm · Post by **casm** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:47 pm

kidlogic you've got the good stuff!

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:14 pm

not really a cocktail, but ....

Morangoska

2–3 chopped strawberries
1 oz passion fruit juice
2 tsp simple syrup or granulated sugar
Add 2 oz vodka, top with ice and shake convincingly, then strain into a short glass filled with crushed ice.

chin chin

nfektd_kid · Post by **nfektd_kid** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:00 am

Green Buddha

1 1/2oz Midori
1oz Barcardi
1oz Vodka
1/4 oz Butterscotch schnapps
1/4oz malibu
ICE

Shake, add to glass with or with out ice, top up to taste with
pineapple juice.

A handful of skittles

1 1/2 oz Vanilla vodka
1 1/2 oz Chamboard
3 lime wedges
3 lemon wedges
2 heaped teaspoons of brown sugar
Lemonade

Muddle Lime/Lemon/Sugar, add ice, add chamboard and vodka shake
everything into a tall glass top up with lemonade

Mojito

Infuse Bacardi With Lemon Grass and Kafa Lime Leaf

Cut bulb end off of Lemon Grass, cut down the thick end into 1cm slices
leave top leafy part intact

beat or roll the slice till weeping

Take lime leaf and scrape lightlly or nick the leaf

Put ingrediants into bacardi bottle, leave somewhere warm
either run through a warm *dishwasher cycle, or hot water cupboard
failing either of those boil in a pot of **hot water

Infused Bacardi
Lime
Mint
Brown Sugar
Ice

Muddle, Brown Sugar 6-8 lime wedges, add half a shaker of ice, 6 - 8 mint leaves, add more ice, 2oz Bacardi, shake well till lime is Mint is shreaded

serve in a short glass

*thats DISHWASHER not washing machine

**Dont Leave it unattended, i will not take responcability
for another person stupidity if bottle explodes and you lose
an eye or hurt yourself

werd2jah · Post by **werd2jah** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:25 am

one can of guiness dark draught

two spoonfuls of condensed milk

stirr

enjoy

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:41 am

Werd2jaH wrote:one can of guiness dark draught

two spoonfuls of condensed milk

stirr

enjoy

haha

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:46 pm

why is no longer stickied?

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