Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[djshiva]

I wish my advent calender had chocolates in it

granted, but an uninvited house guest eats them all

i wish Elvis were still alive

granted, but he's doing christmas duets with paris hilton.

i wish it would figure out whether it wants to rain or snow here.

[ashley]

I wish my advent calender had chocolates in it

granted, but an uninvited house guest eats them all

i wish Elvis were still alive

granted, but he's doing christmas duets with paris hilton.

i wish it would figure out whether it wants to rain or snow here.

Granted, but it finally decides it wants to be a monsoon and your house gets flooded and tropical fish move in and sleep in your bed with your wife.


I wish I didnt get a croaky deeper voice when I was tired

[blizzardmusic]

I wish my advent calender had chocolates in it

granted, but an uninvited house guest eats them all

i wish Elvis were still alive

granted, but he's doing christmas duets with paris hilton.

i wish it would figure out whether it wants to rain or snow here.

Granted, but it finally decides it wants to be a monsoon and your house gets flooded and tropical fish move in and sleep in your bed with your wife.


I wish I didnt get a croaky deeper voice when I was tired

granted, you now sound like joe pasquale every day.
i wish i could make a brew with a click of a finger.

[classagraphics]

i wish i could make a brew with a click of a finger.

granted, but you still find it impossible to click a single finger

i wish could've seen the hatton vs mayweather fight

[ashley]

i wish i could make a brew with a click of a finger.

granted, but you still find it impossible to click a single finger

i wish could've seen the hatton vs mayweather fight

Granted but hatton got koed, so would have your TV and glass fragments would have flown into your eyes and killed you.

I wish lost things were easy to find

[classagraphics]

I wish lost things were easy to find

granted, but nothing gets lost anymore, just placed improperly

i wish TV at 6am wasn't so lame

[auan]

i wish TV at 6am wasn't so lame

granted, but now it's only good at 6am and unwatchably shit the rest of the day.

I wish I could afford Christmas

[ashley]

i wish TV at 6am wasn't so lame

granted, but now it's only good at 6am and unwatchably shit the rest of the day.

I wish I could afford Christmas

Granted, but you can only afford the brussel sprouts


I wish my tv wasnt at a funny angle so I can play xbox

[classagraphics]

I wish my tv wasnt at a funny angle so I can play xbox

granted, its perfectly straight, but turned around backwards

i wish sleep came easier

[ashley]

I wish my tv wasnt at a funny angle so I can play xbox

granted, its perfectly straight, but turned around backwards

i wish sleep came easier

Granted but its even harder to wake up making you late for work 4 times in a row

I wish these post it notes actually stuck to stuff

[kidlogic]

Granted, but now they stick to everything entirely too well and they never come off.

I wish I could make up my mind on which records to buy.

[dubloke]

granted but you just buy shit ones

i wish there was a night like the big apple party every week

[blizzardmusic]

granted but you just buy shit ones

i wish there was a night like the big apple party every week

granted, its called larger tomato, but its 23000 miles away and you have to fly to mozambique to get tickets, and then fly to australia for the show.
you leave 2 hours late by accident and get there when everybody is leaving.

i wish i knew how to wish a decent wish that will corrupt every wishes wish.

[ashley]

granted but you just buy shit ones

i wish there was a night like the big apple party every week

granted, its called larger tomato, but its 23000 miles away and you have to fly to mozambique to get tickets, and then fly to australia for the show.
you leave 2 hours late by accident and get there when everybody is leaving.

i wish i knew how to wish a decent wish that will corrupt every wishes wish.

Granted but you broke the game, and the forums and you are banned off the internet by AOL - even though they may not be your internet provider you still are an assh*le offline

I wish I didnt wake up late most mornings

[classagraphics]

I wish I didnt wake up late most mornings

granted, you can thank the newly installed cattle prod alarm clock for always getting up on time

i wish clothes washed themselves

[*grand*]

granted, but they don't know anything about seperating themselves, as a result all your white t's are pink as an account of a red sock.

i wish i believed in wishing.

[blizzardmusic]

granted, but they don't know anything about seperating themselves, as a result all your white t's are pink as an account of a red sock.

i wish i believed in wishing.

granted, but only in this game.
i wish i had a big hd tv in my room

[ashley]

granted, but they don't know anything about seperating themselves, as a result all your white t's are pink as an account of a red sock.

i wish i believed in wishing.

granted, but only in this game.
i wish i had a big hd tv in my room

granted but you got no room for a bed and have to sleep on the stairs!

i wish i could use both hands the same

[blizzardmusic]

granted, but they don't know anything about seperating themselves, as a result all your white t's are pink as an account of a red sock.

i wish i believed in wishing.

granted, but only in this game.
i wish i had a big hd tv in my room

granted but you got no room for a bed and have to sleep on the stairs!

i wish i could use both hands the same

granted, but they're birds feet.
i wish i was hungry enough to eat suttin nice

[classagraphics]

i wish i was hungry enough to eat suttin nice

granted, but your mom's not around to prepare it for you

i wish it weren't so windy