Do you pee/take the piss/masturbate in the shower?

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Do you piss in the shower and Masturbate?

Yes, I piss in the shower
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19%
Yes, I masturbate in the shower
4
19%
Yes, I piss and Masturbate in the shower
8
38%
Only on my girlfriend/Boyfriend/Spouse
2
10%
No, I'm a God damn liar!
3
14%
 
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Post by king_hater » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:22 am

tempest wrote:or is that just cum stuck to the shower drain?
I clean the shower, don't do it in a bath house, that's a bit... well, no.

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Post by jred » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:13 am

plumer told me once hair n spoof is the leading cause of shower blockage ,gets all stuck together like
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Post by king_hater » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:47 am

jred wrote:plumer told me once hair n spoof is the leading cause of shower blockage ,gets all stuck together like
standard.

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Post by efa » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:12 am

d.three wrote:
King_Hater wrote:
d.three wrote:I was talking to Cham (and she knows what's up), so you fucking fuckfaces can shut up and go fuck yourselves.
That makes it my business. I'm sure you think that you're justified based upon the fact that you are talking to Cham. All the more reason to watch your mouth.

go and have another wank and then try to tell me what to say on this forum you fucking amateur.
Now now girls, I'm sure D3 didn't know our man Hater and Cham are hooked up & prob don't need to masturbate in the shower. I on the other hand have never fallen for the temptations of the flesh, your all going to hell.

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Post by king_hater » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:50 am

I don't need to, but I still do... I also pee in there. Standard.

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Post by efa » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:52 am

Cheers man need to sort that, had to edit above post tho - I'm no perv :wink:
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Post by *grand* » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:58 pm

.... lol
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Post by king_hater » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:06 pm

EFA wrote:/AMEN
AMEN

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Post by efa » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:09 pm

Hahaha! Brilliant - Seen that as well, brilliant!
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Post by nesslei » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:53 pm

tempest wrote:or is that just cum stuck to the shower drain?
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Post by oddfellow » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:29 pm

Theres nothing to be ashamed of here peeps. We are all animals after all. Not too sure about the ladies but for blokes wanking becomes more a matter of routine then anything else. Might as well do it and have a shower at the same time.

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Post by dubluke » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:35 pm

Tomity wrote:Theres nothing to be ashamed of here peeps. We are all animals after all. Not too sure about the ladies but for blokes wanking becomes more a matter of routine then anything else. Might as well do it and have a shower at the same time.
here's a man who don't beat around the bush, although maybe if he wasn't wanking in the shower he could be beating in the bush
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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Post by *grand* » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:36 pm

lol
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Post by oddfellow » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:40 pm

dubluke wrote:
Tomity wrote:Theres nothing to be ashamed of here peeps. We are all animals after all. Not too sure about the ladies but for blokes wanking becomes more a matter of routine then anything else. Might as well do it and have a shower at the same time.
here's a man who don't beat around the bush, although maybe if he wasn't wanking in the shower he could be beating in the bush
Don't get me wrong, I do that too. But these things need to be said. If I'm getting up in the morning and feel ze horn then surely its better to crack one off then shag? It would fuck up my leg work.

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Post by king_hater » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:42 pm

Tomity wrote:Don't get me wrong, I do that too. But these things need to be said. If I'm getting up in the morning and feel ze horn then surely its better to crack one off then shag? It would fuck up my leg work.
why limit yourself... just do both... then pee on her in the shower. :o

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Post by dubluke » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:48 pm

King_Hater wrote:
Tomity wrote:Don't get me wrong, I do that too. But these things need to be said. If I'm getting up in the morning and feel ze horn then surely its better to crack one off then shag? It would fuck up my leg work.
why limit yourself... just do both... then pee on her in the shower. :o
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gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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Post by chamclowder » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:38 pm

King_Hater wrote:
Tomity wrote:Don't get me wrong, I do that too. But these things need to be said. If I'm getting up in the morning and feel ze horn then surely its better to crack one off then shag? It would fuck up my leg work.
why limit yourself... just do both... then pee on her in the shower. :o
Glad I didn't shower with you.... :P
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Post by *grand* » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:43 pm

hmm
sitll thinking whether or not i want to vote and comment about such antics.. considering the fact that i have turned over a new leaf and all.
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