***THE DUUBSTEP MC BATTLE***

[municiple]

All these toy mcs with their tired banta
I deliver this gift like a lyrical santa
Grime is cute, go ahead, dont stop
But when you grow up its time for the real hip hop.

I'm the one who owns it, original b- boy
Others are fakers, like meat made of soy
Beatmaker, ass shaker, tasty finger lickins
When I'm done your all like, "man flows like Dickens"

lol.
I think I stick to beats.

[8bit]

Brap The Lovely Friends, we'll merk u flowerpot force lyrically and physically


flowerpot's where your soil gone
i guess daffodil dave used it in his bong
lovely friends got dem big bellends
stick em up your mum in your grandads den

pap

big bars lovely friends aint spittin it
vistas arse yeah 8bits lickin it
u got vistas place in ur location
now what kind of e's r u takin?
learn to make good beats u prat
coz put ur hands up wasnt all that
and now that u stop mentionin age?
get ur arse of the battlin stage.

9
rr gettin serious now? watch ill cum wit em big bars. (sum1s livin off lil rascals fame a bit too much)

[blizzardmusic]

Brap The Lovely Friends, we'll merk u flowerpot force lyrically and physically


flowerpot's where your soil gone
i guess daffodil dave used it in his bong
lovely friends got dem big bellends
stick em up your mum in your grandads den

pap

big bars lovely friends aint spittin it
vistas arse yeah 8bits lickin it
u got vistas place in ur location
now what kind of e's r u takin?
learn to make good beats u prat
coz put ur hands up wasnt all that
and now that u stop mentionin age?
get ur arse of the battlin stage.

9
rr gettin serious now? watch ill cum wit em big bars. (sum1s livin off lil rascals fame a bit too much)

ouch, that reply was wounding.
i knew u was buffalo.

[dubluke]

BIG UP LOVELY FRIENDS YOU CAN'T TEST BLUD

[largo]

you road tricks are all fucked up equal
suck drool
cutting up paper people
flee the scene mc carpool
wreck your car on the way home
nobody gives a shit
what you spit when
dead in a ditch
bitch

[primate]

buffalo try to impress the primate?
first must flex a lyricproof chestplate
buff say reach out and touch a brother?
then i say brother butcher one another

not a hater, buff but if you provoke you get broke 'nuff
jedi mind trick like vader make you choke on your sugarpuffs
anyway, dubstep scene don't need an mc, bruv
cos sub-bass fights for airspace, seen?
seen

hats off to buffalo and happy new year all keyboard rappers!

[missedthebus]

i rhyme in monotone
cuz while you youngsters hone
your fake gangsta tone
like you're al capone or jim jones
and moan bout whose wobble's cloned
i'm all grown chillin at home knowin this battle's sown
before i even had to use the lines
with "blown," "pwn," and "bone!"

whut.

dope

[missedthebus]

All these toy mcs with their tired banta
I deliver this gift like a lyrical santa
Grime is cute, go ahead, dont stop
But when you grow up its time for the real hip hop.

[richter b]

RICHTER B COMES LATE TO THE PARTY
GIMME PROPS FOR MY VOICE TONE AND LYRICALLY
NOT JUST A WANNABE OR FORUMCEE
I'M HOSTIN BLACK PUDDING AND NIGHT OF THE LIVING D

I'M GONNA BE BIGGER THAN COKI AND BENGA
COS I'M A PHILOSOPHER LIKE ARSENE WENGER
I WALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT MULLIN MAD IDEAS
OF HOW TO MINE YA MINDS N EXPLODE YOUR FEARS

BOSH

(this thread is ridiculous, but so is rhymin)

[missedthebus]

[thump rat]

Missed the bus you've missed the point
Its a joke, relax, have a spliff or joint
Cos no ones gonna read that essay esse
Its all gravy like whats on my aunt bessy's
Getting messy, take all your liqueur from ya gantry
You missed the bus cos it was driven by Ms. Crabtree
So grab a Taxi, cos you fucking fail
No one would feel your lyrics if they were transcripted to braille
I've drunk to much ale, vodka and whisky
Tell your mum to calm down and stop getting frisky
She's only a little tipsy, she got the teeth of a gyspie
And her tnuc is mad crispy but you know i'll still will fist thee!
And to my suprise she aint discharging love puss
Infact she only is discharging much dust!

[missedthebus]

[nesslei]

please.

[djstandfast]

Snuck up, it was dusk and cold outside,
I’m by your house, with a blade,
Crouched round by the side,
Blade sharp and glinting, ready to divide.

Move swift in the shadows,
Through the back door,
Grab a dog by its legs,
Snap! Dead on the floor.
Only three more to kill before i settle the score,
Sadistically killing, are you ready for more?

Swift up the stairs, it’s the dead of the night,
Your sisters in bed, mummy tucked her in tight,
Quite through the door, tip toes on the floor,
Wouldn’t want screaming before I saddle that whore,
Smack her in the face, cracking her jaw,
Throwing her down, out cold on the floor,
Don’t worry, don’t panic, im coming back for more.

Back through the door and onto the landing,
Your Dads the next target, he likes anal expanding.
Kick down the door to your parents room,
Your mum got something in her ass, it’s a broom!
I scream, and dive onto the bed,
Stab your dad 15 times till he’s lying there dead,
Grab the broom by the handle swing it round of my head,
Your mum still attached, and her arse bloody red.

I swing back and she flies out onto the landing,
Shit on the floor from her anal expanding,
Grab you sister by her hair, face drags on the floor,
Through the shit, through the blood, she loves it the whore,
Grab the broom bristles first, straight up of her arse,
No longer out cold, she’s screaming “Do it fast!”

So now to finish this sadistical tale,
Soon you’ll be able to sit down, exhale,
I don’t think I need to say bout what happened to your fam,
lets put this way, the boot was a cram.

merked it!!!!

[blizzardmusic]

Missed the bus you've missed the point
Its a joke, relax, have a spliff or joint
Cos no ones gonna read that essay esse
Its all gravy like whats on my aunt bessy's
Getting messy, take all your liqueur from ya gantry
You missed the bus cos it was driven by Ms. Crabtree
So grab a Taxi, cos you fucking fail
No one would feel your lyrics if they were transcripted to braille
I've drunk to much ale, vodka and whisky
Tell your mum to calm down and stop getting frisky
She's only a little tipsy, she got the teeth of a gyspie
And her tnuc is mad crispy but you know i'll still will fist thee!
And to my suprise she aint discharging love puss
Infact she only is discharging much dust!

your a natural Vista

[chunkie]

[primate]

[er98ah]

am new to this forum but been spitting for years/
got your girl naked relaxed of her fears/
Am a crummy type dude I'll steal a bums food/
am a crummy type dude I'll suck on some pregnant girls boobs/
Am stepping with force now feel the vibration/
kids at home wonder why their whole place is shaking/
Year of the monkey or year of the buffalo/
wonder which mammal got the skill to step up and flow?!!

Dekanoid MC

[primate]

check meow!

mad spit like camel lips cleave you in arf split
jihad spill guts flow like ink inna sanscript
bring hideous shockout with clout to shut down
get rid of yuz with powercut to all city and town
don't front, yo - or get blunt object insertion
or hunted like buffalo to certain extinction
take this train of fools on a lyric excursion
rain pain on all schools with vitriolic assertion

o.n.du!

[missedthebus]

MCs whos think their major list,
get exploded off the scene like a pussing sist,
likelyhood 110% dissed 0% missed the rest will be history,
im in the throne and nobodies next to me,
im the king of the mc lit-eraly,
that means you dont compare to me,
dont try glare at me or even stare at me,
you'll be history! you'll be history!
your failure aint no mystery,

Ill break in your house steal the christmas tree,
to try get santa clause pissed at me,
youll wake up 25th n its blistery,
n u got no presents or a christmas tree.
face it blud that shits a mystery,
like sherlock holmes its literary
even tho i told you that shits history.