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- elementalism
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R.I.P, I would have expected a keeper to get a necking, but that's poor management - someone fucked up. These people need to learn not to go near tigers, though. When I go to the zoo, I think very carefully about where I'm moving to if anything bigger than a baboon escapes.
And zookeepers...I swear down, regardless of whether you get paid to do it or not, I see anyone who chills with large predatory animals all day as someone who should not be allowed to reproduce. Any genes that make a human think that shit is cool need to be removed from the genepool sharpish. Thank fuck someone put the coward gene in me.
Hang tight all stuntmen, drink-drivers, suicide bombers, snakecharmers, Bloods, Crips, Bond villains and brownheads - your time.
And zookeepers...I swear down, regardless of whether you get paid to do it or not, I see anyone who chills with large predatory animals all day as someone who should not be allowed to reproduce. Any genes that make a human think that shit is cool need to be removed from the genepool sharpish. Thank fuck someone put the coward gene in me.
Hang tight all stuntmen, drink-drivers, suicide bombers, snakecharmers, Bloods, Crips, Bond villains and brownheads - your time.
- step correct
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Dubloke wrote:by the way i wasnt making a joke in my last post, i actually am astonished that someone who looks after dangerous animals can let one go by accident and so close to christmas as well

I dont feel sorry for siegfried or roy, whichever one of those dudes that was mauled by their stage tiger.
I mean, human beings revert to primal urges from time to time, we can expect no less of the savage beast
the tiger got a good crimbo dinner!
is a bit of a shiter though!
is a bit of a shiter though!

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- dubluke
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oi bruv you should watch out for the baboons too, they're fucking RAW BADMEN!! standardly they could destroy a tiger in a fightElementalism wrote:These people need to learn not to go near tigers, though. When I go to the zoo, I think very carefully about where I'm moving to if anything bigger than a baboon escapes.
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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