what would you like to do to kate nash

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what would you like to do to kate nash

Post by MountDoom » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:52 pm

for me...its going to have to be a slow yet painful removal of the vocal chords whilst burning her releases slowly in front of her face as i stand there and laugh manically

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Post by ozols man » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:53 pm

id shag her me

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Post by blizzardmusic » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:53 pm

rip her face off through the cracks in her foundation
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Post by vonboyage » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:57 pm

ozols man wrote:id shag her me
I heard her vaginal lips are like serrated glass.

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Post by kidlogic » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:58 pm

Vonboyage wrote:
ozols man wrote:id shag her me
I heard her vaginal lips are like serrated glass.

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YOU & THE MANDEM WILL ROLL WITH NO FORESKIN.
Wow Von, quite the picture you just painted... :o

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Post by MountDoom » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:00 pm

Vonboyage wrote:
ozols man wrote:id shag her me
I heard her vaginal lips are like serrated glass.

Nonchalant circumcise machine.



YOU & THE MANDEM WILL ROLL WITH NO FORESKIN.
yer it fucking hurts big time. grrrr. great start to the year

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Post by xor » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:02 pm

I'd lick her face like a puppy.
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Post by datura » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:17 pm

XOR wrote:I'd lick her face like a puppy.
would she taste sweet or bittahh :?:

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Post by umkhontowesizwe » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:20 pm

that's a hard one, can't work out if she's strangely attractive or just funny looking.

i might giver her a go, if it weren't for the fact that she's currently dating this nonce:

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Post by dubluke » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:22 pm

who the fuck is that guy?
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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Post by datura » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:22 pm

to be fair the guy's pretty funny - he was great on the Buzzcocks. And he has the best voice ever (even better than Gob on arrested development).

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Post by umkhontowesizwe » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:23 pm

dubluke wrote:who the fuck is that guy?
lead singer from the cribs

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Post by vonboyage » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:24 pm

Image

Just to remind y'all who were talking bout.

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Post by dubluke » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:24 pm

he looks like an eejit
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by vonboyage » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 pm

UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:
dubluke wrote:who the fuck is that guy?
lead singer from the cribs
who the fuck are "the cribs" ?
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Post by dubluke » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 pm

Vonboyage wrote:Image

Just to remind y'all who were talking bout.

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i would probably bang her but i'm scared about her unholy bladed clitoris
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by vonboyage » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:27 pm

lmao

look at her face

shes blatantly tryna lure you into a false sense of security.


LOOK AT HER FACE DAMNITTT!!
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Post by umkhontowesizwe » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:28 pm

Vonboyage wrote:
UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:
dubluke wrote:who the fuck is that guy?
lead singer from the cribs
who the fuck are "the cribs" ?
haha, some shite indie band. hear this song all the fucking time on radio 1 at work - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCNTYi9f ... re=related
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Post by vonboyage » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:31 pm

Oh.. nice one!

Nah, but mates, look at her face.. (lmao)

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Post by datura » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:31 pm

Vonboyage wrote:lmao

look at her face

shes blatantly tryna lure you into a false sense of security.


LOOK AT HER FACE DAMNITTT!!
haha, she looks like she trying to mask the pain of one of her fingers being caught by those hungry lips,,

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