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MountDoom
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by MountDoom » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:52 pm
for me...its going to have to be a slow yet painful removal of the vocal chords whilst burning her releases slowly in front of her face as i stand there and laugh manically
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by blizzardmusic » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:53 pm
rip her face off through the cracks in her foundation
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by vonboyage » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:57 pm
ozols man wrote:id shag her me
I heard her vaginal lips are like serrated glass.
Nonchalant circumcise machine.
YOU & THE MANDEM WILL ROLL WITH NO FORESKIN.
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by kidlogic » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:58 pm
Vonboyage wrote:ozols man wrote:id shag her me
I heard her vaginal lips are like serrated glass.
Nonchalant circumcise machine.
YOU & THE MANDEM WILL ROLL WITH NO FORESKIN.
Wow Von, quite the picture you just painted...

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MountDoom
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by MountDoom » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:00 pm
Vonboyage wrote:ozols man wrote:id shag her me
I heard her vaginal lips are like serrated glass.
Nonchalant circumcise machine.
YOU & THE MANDEM WILL ROLL WITH NO FORESKIN.
yer it fucking hurts big time. grrrr. great start to the year
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by xor » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:02 pm
I'd lick her face like a puppy.
I need a cup of tea
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by datura » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:17 pm
XOR wrote:I'd lick her face like a puppy.
would she taste sweet or bitt
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by umkhontowesizwe » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:20 pm
that's a hard one, can't work out if she's strangely attractive or just funny looking.
i might giver her a go, if it weren't for the fact that she's currently dating this nonce:

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by dubluke » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:22 pm
who the fuck is that guy?
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"
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by datura » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:22 pm
to be fair the guy's pretty funny - he was great on the Buzzcocks. And he has the best voice ever (even better than Gob on arrested development).
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by vonboyage » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:24 pm
Just to remind y'all who were talking bout.
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by dubluke » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:24 pm
he looks like an eejit
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"
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by vonboyage » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 pm
UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:dubluke wrote:who the fuck is that guy?
lead singer from the cribs
who the fuck are "the cribs" ?
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by dubluke » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 pm
Vonboyage wrote:
Just to remind y'all who were talking bout.
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i would probably bang her but i'm scared about her unholy bladed clitoris
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"
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by vonboyage » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:27 pm
lmao
look at her face
shes blatantly tryna lure you into a false sense of security.
LOOK AT HER FACE DAMNITTT!!
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by vonboyage » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:31 pm
Oh.. nice one!
Nah, but mates, look at her face.. (lmao)
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by datura » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:31 pm
Vonboyage wrote:lmao
look at her face
shes blatantly tryna lure you into a false sense of security.
LOOK AT HER FACE DAMNITTT!!
haha, she looks like she trying to mask the pain of one of her fingers being caught by those hungry lips,,
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