Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:09 pm

DJelements wrote:
Ashley wrote:
I wish my subway sandwich lasted longer
Granted, you have no mouth and now it lasts for a very very very long time, because you can't eat it.

I wish the internet was more than just a big truck, something I just put things in.

granted, but now the internet is a series of tubes.

i wish i could get over this damn cold.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:15 pm

sapphic_beats wrote:
DJelements wrote:
Ashley wrote:
I wish my subway sandwich lasted longer
Granted, you have no mouth and now it lasts for a very very very long time, because you can't eat it.

I wish the internet was more than just a big truck, something I just put things in.
granted, but now the internet is a series of tubes.

i wish i could get over this damn cold.

granted, but your testicles never get over it.
i wish i had a new phone.

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:17 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote: i wish i had a new phone.

Granted..

But it had THIS....

....attached to it.

I wish i could afford a car...

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:21 pm

granted, but its a mini cooper.

dont get too excited though:

i wish you didnt just post that picture

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:23 pm

Granted...

But then you wouldnt know what your future wife would look like.

I wish i could afford all the events this weekend (FWD/Fabric/DMZ)

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:29 pm

Vonboyage wrote:Granted...

But then you wouldnt know what your future wife would look like.

I wish i could afford all the events this weekend (FWD/Fabric/DMZ)

Granted, but you don't go due to your pathetic fallacy.

I wish I could go DSF awards

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:31 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote: I wish I could go DSF awards

Granted.

But you get there and everyone gives u plainfaces *pic to come* (ooooooooh deep lol)

I wish there was a Fancy Dress store in North LDN.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:31 pm

Granted but you own it and get egged for wearing a fake moustache from the shop.

I wish that I had a stronger brew.

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:09 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
sapphic_beats wrote:
DJelements wrote:
Ashley wrote:
I wish my subway sandwich lasted longer
Granted, you have no mouth and now it lasts for a very very very long time, because you can't eat it.

I wish the internet was more than just a big truck, something I just put things in.
granted, but now the internet is a series of tubes.

i wish i could get over this damn cold.

granted, but your testicles never get over it.
i wish i had a new phone.

LOL i don't have testicles. pwned!!!!

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:38 am

sapphic_beats wrote:
LOL i don't have testicles. pwned!!!!

Granted, you didn't wish, dammit!

I wish you would make a wish, testicles or not.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:15 am

Bitchez betta reply

I wish I was mixed race, like tiger woods, then I'd get multiple minority scholarships.

efa · Post by **efa** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:42 am

Erm, that's not a good look mate

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:18 am

DJelements wrote:I wish I was mixed race, like tiger woods, then I'd get multiple minority scholarships.

granted, but your foul mouth means your scholarship funds are retracted and your credit WIPED.

i wish my seriously good B&W speakers hadn't been reclaimed by their rightful owner.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:05 am

nesslei wrote:
DJelements wrote:I wish I was mixed race, like tiger woods, then I'd get multiple minority scholarships.
granted, but your foul mouth means your scholarship funds are retracted and your credit WIPED.

i wish my seriously good B&W speakers hadn't been reclaimed by their rightful owner.

Granted, but they let you keep em cause they were blown and now you have to replace them.

I wish I had a bigger subwoofer in my room.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:57 pm

kidlogic wrote:
nesslei wrote:
DJelements wrote:I wish I was mixed race, like tiger woods, then I'd get multiple minority scholarships.
granted, but your foul mouth means your scholarship funds are retracted and your credit WIPED.

i wish my seriously good B&W speakers hadn't been reclaimed by their rightful owner.
Granted, but they let you keep em cause they were blown and now you have to replace them.

I wish I had a bigger subwoofer in my room.

Granted but no room for a bed so you have to sleep on the window sill.

I wish Subway wasnt a trekk from work...

efa · Post by **efa** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:18 pm

Granted but now its in the next room and the smell & noise keeps you up all night.

I wish life wasn't so commercial.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:36 pm

EFA wrote:Granted but now its in the next room and the smell & noise keeps you up all night.

I wish life wasn't so commercial.

Granted, but death is an infinite loop of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY0FkAg0b34

I wish I had multiple earthquake-type subs in my room, to keep the bed shakin' for some love-makin'.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:40 pm

DJelements wrote:
EFA wrote:Granted but now its in the next room and the smell & noise keeps you up all night.

I wish life wasn't so commercial.
Granted, but death is an infinite loop of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY0FkAg0b34

I wish I had multiple earthquake-type subs in my room, to keep the bed shakin' for some love-makin'.

Granted, but the earthquake is 9 on the Richter scale, smashing you to pieces with your slutty lady.

I wish wobbleman's threads chatted more sense.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:44 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
I wish wobbleman's threads chatted more sense.

Granted, but you're the senseless one now.

I wish I had a slutty lady for some love-makin' and bed-shakin'.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:45 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
DJelements wrote:
EFA wrote:Granted but now its in the next room and the smell & noise keeps you up all night.

I wish life wasn't so commercial.
Granted, but death is an infinite loop of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY0FkAg0b34

I wish I had multiple earthquake-type subs in my room, to keep the bed shakin' for some love-makin'.
Granted, but the earthquake is 9 on the Richter scale, smashing you to pieces with your slutty lady.

I wish wobbleman's threads chatted more sense.

Granted, they do, but you develop cataracts in both eyes and cant read them anyways.

I wish my comp didnt slow down when rendering videos

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