Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:49 pm

Ashley wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:
DJelements wrote:
EFA wrote:Granted but now its in the next room and the smell & noise keeps you up all night.

I wish life wasn't so commercial.
Granted, but death is an infinite loop of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY0FkAg0b34

I wish I had multiple earthquake-type subs in my room, to keep the bed shakin' for some love-makin'.
Granted, but the earthquake is 9 on the Richter scale, smashing you to pieces with your slutty lady.

I wish wobbleman's threads chatted more sense.
Granted, they do, but you develop cataracts in both eyes and cant read them anyways.

I wish my comp didnt slow down when rendering videos

granted, now it slows down whenever you touch the keyboard or anything attached to the pc.

i wish my mouth wasnt so dry

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:24 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
i wish my mouth wasnt so dry

Granted. You're drowning.

I wish I personally knew MattyG the dubstep producer.

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:24 pm

granted, but hes the only person you know

I wish i had a pepperoni pizza, bottle of coke, and a zoot

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:26 pm

Dubloke wrote:granted but you cant stop salavating(dont know how to spell that but i mean when you cant stop dribbiling)

I wish i had bollocks too

Granted, you are now a transexual prostitute.

I wish I could understand this stupid chemistry class.

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:27 pm

DJelements wrote:
Dubloke wrote:granted but you cant stop salavating(dont know how to spell that but i mean when you cant stop dribbiling)

I wish i had bollocks too
Granted, you are now a transexual prostitute.

I wish I could understand this stupid chemistry class.

just to let you know, that was directed at blizz

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:29 pm

Shhh...

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:31 pm

nah serious, you got in there before me

daydreamingjerk · Post by **daydreamingjerk** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:22 pm

DJelements wrote:
Dubloke wrote:granted but you cant stop salavating(dont know how to spell that but i mean when you cant stop dribbiling)

I wish i had bollocks too
Granted, you are now a transexual prostitute.

I wish I could understand this stupid chemistry class.

Granted, but you got super excited, thought you knew what you were doing & tried mixing dangerous chemicals and your house blew up.

I wish reckless drivers would GTFO the road...

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:33 am

daydreamingjerk wrote:
DJelements wrote:
Dubloke wrote:granted but you cant stop salavating(dont know how to spell that but i mean when you cant stop dribbiling)

I wish i had bollocks too
Granted, you are now a transexual prostitute.

I wish I could understand this stupid chemistry class.
Granted, but you got super excited, thought you knew what you were doing & tried mixing dangerous chemicals and your house blew up.

I wish reckless drivers would GTFO the road...

Granted, but they go through your garden fence, into your house and out of the kitchen wall into a field.

I wish I had the whole series of prison break.

daydreamingjerk · Post by **daydreamingjerk** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:08 am

Ashley wrote:
I wish I had the whole series of prison break.

Granted, but now this is the only only thing you can watch.

I wish I made more money...

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:25 pm

daydreamingjerk wrote:
I wish I made more money...

Granted, but you have to sell your body to lepers and lecherous old men, and you give it all to me anyway.

I wish my chemistry class was cool enough to actually mix chemicals.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:54 pm

Granted, but its so cool the liquids freeze before you can do anything.
I wish I had time to eat.

daydreamingjerk · Post by **daydreamingjerk** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:10 pm

pdomino wrote:Granted, but its so cool the liquids freeze before you can do anything.
I wish I had time to eat.

Granted you are now obese.

I wish my allergies would go away.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:12 pm

Granted, but now you cant smell or taste anything.

I wish I had a pizzacone.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:40 pm

kidlogic wrote:
I wish I had a pizzacone.

Granted, but I can't be arsed to find out what that actually is, so I shit in a waffle cone and put pepperoni on top.

I wish that wasn't such a fucked up wish corruption.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:07 pm

DJelements wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
I wish I had a pizzacone.
Granted, but I can't be arsed to find out what that actually is, so I shit in a waffle cone and put pepperoni on top.

I wish that wasn't such a fucked up wish corruption.

Granted, but it isn't, its your crudeness and it gets you banned. Good one.

I wish I could lose weight fast

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:39 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
DJelements wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
I wish I had a pizzacone.
Granted, but I can't be arsed to find out what that actually is, so I shit in a waffle cone and put pepperoni on top.

I wish that wasn't such a fucked up wish corruption.
Granted, but it isn't, its your crudeness and it gets you banned. Good one.

I wish I could lose weight fast

Granted you splurged it over your own mums face like squeezy mayo.

I wish I didnt have to work EVER

daydreamingjerk · Post by **daydreamingjerk** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:49 pm

Ashley wrote:
I wish I didnt have to work EVER

Granted, now you're stuck in the house w/ no contact to the outside world.

I wish I didn't feel so exhausted...

dopelabs · Post by **dopelabs** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:07 pm

daydreamingjerk wrote:
Granted, now you're stuck in the house w/ no contact to the outside world.

I wish I didn't feel so exhausted...

granted... but you have no car and you must run on foot everywhere you go

i wish for nothing

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:17 am

DopeLabs wrote:
daydreamingjerk wrote:
Granted, now you're stuck in the house w/ no contact to the outside world.

I wish I didn't feel so exhausted...
granted... but you have no car and you must run on foot everywhere you go

i wish for nothing

Granted, but by granting it I negated it, since by acknowledging that you wished for nothing and granting said wish, you've actually wished for something and Ive actually given you something, which causes a rift in the space-time continuum and destroys us all.

I wish Dopelabs hadnt doomed us all with his wish.

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