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Post by forensix (mcr) » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:54 am

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forensix (mcr) wrote:I am sorry you are right all pork is good pork

i let beef get the better of me, but i have cast it from my soul
show some conviction you yellow-bellied fool. and there's that pork word again!
I'm sorry i edited it when i realised my wrongdoing
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Post by datura » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:55 am

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Post by badger » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:56 am

i honestly don't know why i'm bothered with this group anymore. i'm beginning to suspect you aren't true ham lovers. you're just doing it for the fame. and the women
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Post by BLZDub » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:57 am

If you don't like the bacon briefcase, how about a ham bag...

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Post by badger » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:58 am

what's the storage capacity like on that bad boy?
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:59 am

badger wrote:i honestly don't know why i'm bothered with this group anymore. i'm beginning to suspect you aren't true ham lovers. you're just doing it for the fame. and the women
those are only perks that come with touching the ham


we must all change our ways and live to only touch ham
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Post by datura » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:00 pm

bloody hamwagon jumpers
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Post by BLZDub » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:00 pm

It'll hold at least one family sized ham or a few gammons and some chops.
In hamilitres, about 7.
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Post by badger » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:01 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
badger wrote:i honestly don't know why i'm bothered with this group anymore. i'm beginning to suspect you aren't true ham lovers. you're just doing it for the fame. and the women
those are only perks that come with touching the ham


we must all change our ways and live to only touch ham
oh so now we're a ham purist all of a sudden are we?
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Post by kidlogic » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:05 pm

badger wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:all this talk of bacon is distracting us from the real pork based product - HAM

we are not the church of bacon ARE WE!!
i agree entirely
kidlogic wrote:All pork is equal for me. Baconey goodness is next to godliness in my eyes.
and as for this statement... ham is not pork ffs. you show no understanding of the basic differences between pig meats. i'm appalled
This infighting will get us nowhere against our oppressors.

Ham is pork prepared by smoking. This should help explain...

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Post by ex-ham-toucher » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:06 pm

badger wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
badger wrote:i honestly don't know why i'm bothered with this group anymore. i'm beginning to suspect you aren't true ham lovers. you're just doing it for the fame. and the women
those are only perks that come with touching the ham


we must all change our ways and live to only touch ham
oh so now we're a ham purist all of a sudden are we?
Heh heh heh...its all going according to ham.
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Post by kidlogic » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:08 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
badger wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
badger wrote:i honestly don't know why i'm bothered with this group anymore. i'm beginning to suspect you aren't true ham lovers. you're just doing it for the fame. and the women
those are only perks that come with touching the ham


we must all change our ways and live to only touch ham
oh so now we're a ham purist all of a sudden are we?
Heh heh heh...its all going according to ham.
DO YOU SEE!?!? We cannot let them tear us apart from within!
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:08 pm

badger wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
badger wrote:i honestly don't know why i'm bothered with this group anymore. i'm beginning to suspect you aren't true ham lovers. you're just doing it for the fame. and the women
those are only perks that come with touching the ham


we must all change our ways and live to only touch ham
oh so now we're a ham purist all of a sudden are we?
don't make me join HAMASS
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Post by badger » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:09 pm

you're already a HAM ASS. you're making a fool out of yourself young man
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:11 pm

badger wrote:you're already a HAM ASS. you're making a fool out of yourself young man
don't ham it up - if you have a inferiority complex let me know we may be able to give you a small promotion - there will be no extra ham though
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Post by badger » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:13 pm

i'm beginning to doubt if i belong in this organisation at all. i suspect your dedication to the ham is secondary to your dedication for the pursuit of power and wealth
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Post by shonky » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:14 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
badger wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
badger wrote:i honestly don't know why i'm bothered with this group anymore. i'm beginning to suspect you aren't true ham lovers. you're just doing it for the fame. and the women
those are only perks that come with touching the ham


we must all change our ways and live to only touch ham
oh so now we're a ham purist all of a sudden are we?
Heh heh heh...its all going according to ham.
JUDAS :evil: :evil: :evil:
Hmm....

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Post by datura » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:15 pm

badger wrote:i'm beginning to doubt if i belong in this organisation at all. i suspect your dedication to the ham is secondary to your dedication for the pursuit of power and wealth
all ham lovers are equal

stop crossing hams. that's just wrong.
"At the workplace, you shouldn’t look at problems in a traditional way. There might be better solutions. Dare to be creative," is Wang’ archlord power leveling s advice."
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Post by ex-ham-toucher » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:16 pm

badger wrote:i'm beginning to doubt if i belong in this organisation at all. i suspect your dedication to the ham is secondary to your dedication for the pursuit of power and wealth
Surely now is the time to split and set up your own church for the true Lovers of Ham?

You could call it the Real Church of Ham. Then you could wage a jiham on the original Church of Ham.

Yes...think about it...yes...a good idea...yes...
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Post by kidlogic » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:17 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:
badger wrote:i'm beginning to doubt if i belong in this organisation at all. i suspect your dedication to the ham is secondary to your dedication for the pursuit of power and wealth
Surely now is the time to split and set up your own church for the true Lovers of Ham?

You could call it the Real Church of Ham. Then you could wage a jiham on the original Church of Ham.

Yes...think about it...yes...a good idea...yes...
Dont listen to him! 'Tis the Devil'd Ham incarnate! Satham!

Gaze upon the words of a fellow true believer - http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eat ... -need.html
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