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Post by kidlogic » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:29 pm

Contakt wrote:You are all very bored people. :lol:
Fixed.

Well, still needs more ham...
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Post by badger » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:30 pm

having read a post by stanton i know believe him to be ex-ham-toucher. i apologise for all ham believers that i have mistakenly and wildly accused.

and you are strange contakt if you do not adore the ham as well do
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Post by contakt » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:32 pm

I like <i>eating</i> ham...
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Post by shonky » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:32 pm

badger wrote: and you are strange contakt if you do not adore the ham as well do
Yeah Contakt you wrongaloid - slam in the ham or burn in the smokehouse :evil:
Hmm....

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Post by *grand* » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:33 pm

it is not stanton
Grand by name Grand by nature by 16 shades of himself
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Post by contakt » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:33 pm

Shonky wrote:
badger wrote: and you are strange contakt if you do not adore the ham as well do
Yeah Contakt you wrongaloid - slam in the ham or burn in the smokehouse :evil:
Hmmm...and you still claim you are not some sinister cult?
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Post by shonky » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:34 pm

Contakt wrote:I like <i>eating</i> ham...
Pervert :evil:
Hmm....

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Post by datura » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:35 pm

Contakt wrote:I like <i>eating</i> ham...
you are therefore on the first few steps on the path to righteousness and ham worship. you will be welcome in our church when you start to learn the tactile joys of the ham
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Post by kidlogic » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:37 pm

Here's a nice starter ham for you Contakt... take it home, enjoy. Lookin all sexy on that red plate...

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Post by ex-ham-toucher » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:38 pm

datura wrote:
Contakt wrote:I like <i>eating</i> ham...
you are therefore on the first few steps on the path to righteousness and ham worship. you will be welcome in our church when you start to learn the tactile joys of the ham
Leave Contakt out of this! I don't want to see any more poor young souls lost to your ham-touching ways.

And Contakt - if you wish to discuss this more, contact me by PM and we can talk about how to keep your life pure and free of ham. I could use a few more supporters.
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Post by contakt » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:40 pm

Gah! I don't know which way to turn...that ham looks so juicy and tempting, but how do I know you are not just an evil cult who will steal my soul and feed it to pigs?
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Post by kidlogic » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:41 pm

Dont trust the flip-floper Contakt - One day he's all, "Oh, theres a nice ham, lemme give it a touch..." Then the next he's all "Oh, ham touching is evil and vile and I will not be a part of it..." then day after that he's at home with his fingers all over a ham, ham glaze on his keyboard, telling the world that ham touching is evil - like a gay republican. Hamocrit.
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Post by shonky » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:42 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote: Leave Contakt out of this! I don't want to see any more poor young souls lost to your ham-touching ways.

And Contakt - if you wish to discuss this more, contact me by PM and we can talk about how to keep your life pure and free of ham. I could use a few more supporters.
Why's that EHT - so you can introduce him to your disgusting Lamb cult??
Hmm....

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Post by badger » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:44 pm

kidlogic wrote:Dont trust the flip-floper Contakt - One day he's all, "Oh, theres a nice ham, lemme give it a touch..." Then the next he's all "Oh, ham touching is evil and vile and I will not be a part of it..." then day after that he's at home with his fingers all over a ham, ham glaze on his keyboard, telling the world that ham touching is evil - like a gay republican. Hamocrit.
:lol: killed it!
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Post by contakt » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:45 pm

I'm teetering on a knife edge...
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Post by badger » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:46 pm

has it recently carved ham? if so, stay there and experience the joy second hand before plunging into the world of ham yourself
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Post by ex-ham-toucher » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:51 pm

The decision Contakt makes now will be the deciding battle.

Should he choose a life of ham, I will take this to mean that all my work has been in vain and my existence is futile. I will fall on a ham knife and you will never hear from me again.

Should Contakt choose a life without ham, I will take this to mean that there is hope for all of you and will continue to barrage you with my teachings.

Contakt - the choice is yours.
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Post by kidlogic » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:51 pm

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Post by contakt » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:52 pm

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:The decision Contakt makes now will be the deciding battle.

Should he choose a life of ham, I will take this to mean that all my work has been in vain and my existence is futile. I will fall on a ham knife and you will never hear from me again.

Should Contakt choose a life without ham, I will take this to mean that there is hope for all of you and will continue to barrage you with my teachings.

Contakt - the choice is yours.
Shit. I'm going to need a bit of time to think about this.
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Post by pdomino » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:53 pm

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Dont let this sway you at all.
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