Rich Tea Dad or Evil Hand?

[dubluke]

a kentucky fried hand would be jokes though

Let's not get distracted from the issue at (rich tea) hand.

i don't believe its that distracted, after all it is still related to hands constructed of foodstuffs

i once had a hand with bones made of liquorice laces

very flexible

[contakt]

i once had a hand with bones made of liquorice laces

very flexible

You are derailing the thread. How are we supposed to have any kind of meaningful discussion? I will not stand for it.

[dubluke]

this thread was derailed from the start eduardo

is it dat der is gonna be bare beefs and ting now, r u h8in?

[blizzardmusic]

My dad is evil anyway so the rich tea biscuit would be cool. I wouldn't go to a sugarholic's house again though

[contakt]

is it dat der is gonna be bare beefs and ting now, r u h8in?

Yes, there is now beef between us Lukas. This can only be resolved by a fencing match at the next Platform 1.

En garde!

[dubluke]

is it dat der is gonna be bare beefs and ting now, r u h8in?

Yes, there is now beef between us Lukas. This can only be resolved by a fencing match at the next Platform 1.

En garde!

ooooh ed you're getting in deep now, i did fencing back in day at school - you can't TEST blud!

[dubluke]

(hannibal is there to scare you)

[pk-]

I think it's imperative that you quantify exactly how Evil this Dad would be.

I mean, are we talking about an evil megalomanical genius knocking up orbiting death flotillas in his subterranean lair, or a mildly irritating grouch who doesn't allow you to stay out after 9pm?

also, are we talking an actual rich tea biscuit as a hand, or is it the size of a dinner plate?

[contakt]

I think it's imperative that you quantify exactly how Evil this Dad would be.

I mean, are we talking about an evil megalomanical genius knocking up orbiting death flotillas in his subterranean lair, or a mildly irritating grouch who doesn't allow you to stay out after 9pm?

also, are we talking an actual rich tea biscuit as a hand, or is it the size of a dinner plate?

At last, a man who is treating this issue with the severity it deserves.

You raise important points pk-. For us to come to any meaningful conclusion, the parameters of the issue must first be established.

In the first instance, let us deal in absolutes.

Therefore, Evil Dad is as evil as it is possible to imagine any evil dad to be. Orbiting death flotillas is just the start of it.

By extension, Rich Tea Hand is an actual hand made of rich tea biscuit - that is to say, it has all the proper dimensions of a regular hand, but it is flat and eminently dunkable.

Once we have established a consensus within these parameters, we can explore tipping points by shifting the boundaries to, for example, Moderately Evil Dad and Hand The Size of a Rich Tea Biscuit But Still An Actual Hand.

[dubluke]

does the evil dad have a death ray that he is very fond of using regularly to destroy countries such as china and new zealand?

[contakt]

does the evil dad have a death ray that he is very fond of using regularly to destroy countries such as china and new zealand?

We are presently dealing with an Absolutely Evil Dad. Therefore you can assume that any nefarious activities you can think of, Evil Dad has already thought of, committed and then written an Evil Poem about.

[dubluke]

does the evil dad have a death ray that he is very fond of using regularly to destroy countries such as china and new zealand?

We are presently dealing with an Absolutely Evil Dad. Therefore you can assume that any nefarious activities you can think of, Evil Dad has already thought of, committed and then written an Evil Poem about.

what about hurting those poor little kittens from the aristocats?

[contakt]

what about hurting those poor little kittens from the aristocats?

I refer you to my previous answer.

[dubluke]

what about hurting those poor little kittens from the aristocats?

I refer you to my previous answer.

that is horrendous

[datura]

Would the rich tea hand regenerate if you had a bite?

[habitualbeatscamp]

Judging by the information I have seen in this thread so far..

Id have to go with the rich tea biscuit hand. An evil dad could very well take both of your hands while you were sleeping, and write an evil poem about it using your own blood....


I have limited experience with tea biscuits. Im not sure exactly how sturdy one of these rich tea ones are (assuming that rich tea is some sort of brand name?), It would be inevitable that you would lose the hand.

Shit, just a normal dad can put the damper on things, an absolutley evil one though?? The shit he could do!!

He could grind you up, make you into sausage and trade the sausage for cheap wine. If he is having a good day of course.

[contakt]

Would the rich tea hand regenerate if you had a bite?

That is a key question and I'm surprised nobody has raised it yet.

Under the current absolute parameters, the hand would not regenerate.

However, the concept of a regenerative rich tea hand will be kept on file for future versions of this debate.

[contakt]

Judging by the information I have seen in this thread so far..

Id have to go with the rich tea biscuit hand. An evil dad could very well take both of your hands while you were sleeping, and write an evil poem about it using your own blood....


I have limited experience with tea biscuits. Im not sure exactly how sturdy one of these rich tea ones are (assuming that rich tea is some sort of brand name?), It would be inevitable that you would lose the hand.

Shit, just a normal dad can put the damper on things, an absolutley evil one though?? The shit he could do!!

He could grind you up, make you into sausage and trade the sausage for cheap wine. If he is having a good day of course.

Thank you for your comments. Your arguments seem convincing.

Does anyone else wish to contribute?

[datura]

Would the rich tea hand regenerate if you had a bite?

That is a key question and I'm surprised nobody has raised it yet.

Under the current absolute parameters, the hand would not regenerate.

However, the concept of a regenerative rich tea hand will be kept on file for future versions of this debate.

I must admit the lure of having an evil dad is probably more persuasive. For example, you have the potential of perhaps ruling the world at some point in your life and being able to torture James Bond.

A rich tea hand would be a severe impediment as it is likely to crumble in the dry, and get soggy and disperse when wet, so unless some super glove is designed to prevent either of these from occuring, you are effectively settling with one having one had.

Evil dad ftw

[contakt]

I must admit the lure of having an evil dad is probably more persuasive. For example, you have the potential of perhaps ruling the world at some point in your life and being able to torture James Bond.

A rich tea hand would be a severe impediment as it is likely to crumble in the dry, and get soggy and disperse when wet, so unless some super glove is designed to prevent either of these from occuring, you are effectively settling with one having one had.

Evil dad ftw

Again, excellent points.

It seems the issue is by no means clear cut.

Does anyone else have any convincing arguments either way?