Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:26 am

granted, but then you have to look at most of the posters in togas...

i wish i could go back to bed right now

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:32 am

dr ddd wrote:granted, but then you have to look at most of the posters in togas...

i wish i could go back to bed right now

Granted, but a plane lands outside your window and idles for the next few hours.

I wish I had a handful of clonazepam

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:34 am

granted but your bed is made of ham

i wish i was made of ham

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:37 am

badger wrote:granted but your bed is made of ham

i wish i was made of ham

Granted, but someone tries to cook you and leaves you in the oven too long, making you too dry for even ham salad.

I wish I was a funky house DJ with lots of girls around me and spikey hair.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:37 am

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:
dr ddd wrote:granted, but then you have to look at most of the posters in togas...

i wish i could go back to bed right now
Granted, but a plane lands outside your window and idles for the next few hours.

I wish I had a handful of clonazepam

granted, but then you find out you are 6months pregnant

i wish i had a date this weekend other than a work mate and my mum

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:43 am

Granted but you have to buy my plane ticket, and we have to go out for ham...

I wish this ear infection would clear up

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:47 am

Granted, but then you contract pubic lice.

I wish OJ and menthol cigarettes didn't taste so bad together.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:50 am

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:Granted, but then you contract pubic lice.

I wish OJ and menthol cigarettes didn't taste so bad together.

granted, but now you can only buy them blended together in milkshake form

i wish plane flights werent so bloody expensive

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:58 am

granted but your plane is made out of ham and the pilot is so busy touching the controls that he forgets to actually fly the plane and you crash in the alps. the ham attracts a pack of yeti's who enslave all the survivors. they then eat the ham as you watch on in horror

i wish i could actually think of something good to wish for

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:58 am

Granted, but for the first time in history the pound is worth less than the indian rupee.

I wish I could write better tracks!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:04 pm

granted, but they are so good that all who listen to them faint with joy and you are left with a dancefloor full of seemingly dead bodies. Just as they all have passed out, the music stops and the police enter the building. Seeing what looks like a mass suicide, the cops arrest you, assuming you are the high priest of the newest "dubstep suicide cult".

I wish pigs could fly so I could catch a ride over the pond for a date with a smurf-fetishist.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:20 pm

kidlogic wrote:granted, but they are so good that all who listen to them faint with joy and you are left with a dancefloor full of seemingly dead bodies. Just as they all have passed out, the music stops and the police enter the building. Seeing what looks like a mass suicide, the cops arrest you, assuming you are the high priest of the newest "dubstep suicide cult".

I wish pigs could fly so I could catch a ride over the pond for a date with a smurf-fetishist.

Granted, but they aren't that good so start falling from the sky and crushing people unexpectedly, where theres a blaim ..... theres a claim

I wish for a house made of ham.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:22 pm

Granted. There is no way to corrupt that wish, all possible outcomes would be wonderful.

I wish the SNH was a little more lively today, work is slow and Im having troubles staying awake...

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:38 pm

Granted, now you've got 84 new threads to read !!

I wish the S.N.H was really a treehouse in Croydon.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:47 pm

granted but it's run by grand and he doesn't allow ham touching in there

i wish i could afford the time/money to make more missions to london for nights out

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:06 pm

badger wrote:granted but it's run by grand and he doesn't allow ham touching in there

i wish i could afford the time/money to make more missions to london for nights out

granted but then you get mugged by a wideboy on the underground and you have to enter a life of prostitution just to get home...

i wish my work hadn't randomly blocked dsf today so that i could have done something more constructive than refreshing my myspace page

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:01 am

dr ddd wrote:.

i wish my work hadn't randomly blocked dsf today so that i could have done something more constructive than refreshing my myspace page

Granted, the Dick-Sucking Forum is now unblocked.

I wish I had the rugged good looks of ham.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:34 am

Granted, but your velvety texture is irresistable and people start wripping bits off

I wish for world peace

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:15 am

pdomino wrote:Granted, but your velvety texture is irresistable and people start wripping bits off

I wish for world peace

Granted, but the hippie population grows at an astounding rate and all you can smell is patchouli and BO.. Also, women stop shaving their pits and nether-regions.

I wish heroin was legal and 50 cents a dose.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:39 am

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:
pdomino wrote:Granted, but your velvety texture is irresistable and people start wripping bits off

I wish for world peace
Granted, but the hippie population grows at an astounding rate and all you can smell is patchouli and BO.. Also, women stop shaving their pits and nether-regions.

I wish heroin was legal and 50 cents a dose.

Granted, but no one makes it cos everyone dies after a $1's worth.

I wish toblerone had 0 calories..

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