What are we doing at this moment in time?

[*grand*]

her breasts are massive...

[shonky]

currently growing annoyed with some poncess talking about their degree classification behind me and how they would like to lick the pussy of one of there teachers... seriously, every time i sit her at this table.. a grp of people allways break into song about the point system, fuck .. i feel to go get a copy of Ok magazine or glamour, say her discuss this.. i can completely ignore that rubbish..

Trying to figure out what the fuck that says.

You are annoyed by ponces (is poncess the feminine noun?) who talk about lickin her/their teachers pussy - why is this a problem?

You sit "her" at this table - is that supposed to be here, or did you invite the teacher with the popular pum pum to sit with you? Haven't the faintest idea what the point system is or why people are singing about it, but why do you feel the urge to read women's magazines as a way of avoiding it.

[blizzardmusic]

currently growing annoyed with some poncess talking about their degree classification behind me and how they would like to lick the pussy of one of there teachers... seriously, every time i sit her at this table.. a grp of people allways break into song about the point system, fuck .. i feel to go get a copy of Ok magazine or glamour, say her discuss this.. i can completely ignore that rubbish..

Trying to figure out what the fuck that says.

You are annoyed by ponces (is poncess the feminine noun?) who talk about lickin her/their teachers pussy - why is this a problem?

You sit "her" at this table - is that supposed to be here, or did you invite the teacher with the popular pum pum to sit with you? Haven't the faintest idea what the point system is or why people are singing about it, but why do you feel the urge to read women's magazines as a way of avoiding it.

Shonky, do you happen to work for the Oxford Dictionary??





























no???


















well feck off!

kthxbye

[*grand*]

currently growing annoyed with some poncess talking about their degree classification behind me and how they would like to lick the pussy of one of there teachers... seriously, every time i sit her at this table.. a grp of people allways break into song about the point system, fuck .. i feel to go get a copy of Ok magazine or glamour, say her discuss this.. i can completely ignore that rubbish..

Trying to figure out what the fuck that says.

You are annoyed by ponces (is poncess the feminine noun?) who talk about lickin her/their teachers pussy - why is this a problem?

You sit "her" at this table - is that supposed to be here, or did you invite the teacher with the popular pum pum to sit with you? Haven't the faintest idea what the point system is or why people are singing about it, but why do you feel the urge to read women's magazines as a way of avoiding it.

.. shonky.. give me your number i will explain it to you over the phone..

shonky turning on someone who demonstrates actions of his own kind...

now currently deciphering an economics forecasting software package called Eviews.. btw.. shonky no luck on getting a book... will have to go to reagents st.. in order to get one.

[shonky]

.. shonky.. give me your number i will explain it to you over the phone..

shonky turning on someone who demonstrates actions of his own kind...

It'll wait till thursday I think, that entire paragraph didn't make any sense at all - there is no sensecheck on Word is there? Not ripping on your dyslexia, it just doesn't make any sense, even taking the spelling into account.

Not sure what actions you demonstrate that I'm turning on, or even how you're my kind.

[*grand*]

you can't fucking read...

how can u not comupute........ GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU OVER THE PHONE..
i am unfamiliar with having to say comma and full stop when i am speaking, so why on earth can you, as intelligent as you are not decipher that?

[badger]

Not sure what actions you demonstrate that I'm turning on, or even how you're my kind.

yeah shonky is clearly some kind of highly evolved shellfish

[djake]

Not sure what actions you demonstrate that I'm turning on, or even how you're my kind.

yeah shonky is clearly some kind of highly evolved shellfish

cant be botherd to read why that came up but its funny

[shonky]

you can't fucking read...

how can u not comupute........ GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU OVER THE PHONE..
i am unfamiliar with having to say comma and full stop when i am speaking, so why on earth can you, as intelligent as you are not decipher that?

I can fucking read, you can't write. Imagine someone chatting to you, some of the words you can't pick out, some of them going off at a tangent, but giving the concept of being one complete sentence, even if it just comes out as one long sprawl of gibberish - then you should be able to pick out why punctuation is useful to an intelligent conversation and then, possibly apply it to your writing.

I already have to decipher various unfamiliar slang, piss poor spelling, yoda like understanding of the english language, and in all honesty, it just looks lazy and fucking stupid. When people that don't even have english as a first language can use it correctly, it does annoy me that people that use it like breathing can't put it on a fucking page.

And no you can't have my number.

[two oh one]

I already have to decipher various unfamiliar slang, piss poor spelling, yoda like understanding of the english language, and in all honesty, it just looks lazy and fucking stupid. When people that don't even have english as a first language can use it correctly, it does annoy me that people that use it like breathing can't put it on a fucking page.

Stop writing what is in my head!

STOP IT!

AT ONCE!

[blizzardmusic]

you can't fucking read...

how can u not comupute........ GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU OVER THE PHONE..
i am unfamiliar with having to say comma and full stop when i am speaking, so why on earth can you, as intelligent as you are not decipher that?

I can fucking read, you can't write. Imagine someone chatting to you, some of the words you can't pick out, some of them going off at a tangent, but giving the concept of being one complete sentence, even if it just comes out as one long sprawl of gibberish - then you should be able to pick out why punctuation is useful to an intelligent conversation and then, possibly apply it to your writing.

I already have to decipher various unfamiliar slang, piss poor spelling, yoda like understanding of the english language, and in all honesty, it just looks lazy and fucking stupid. When people that don't even have english as a first language can use it correctly, it does annoy me that people that use it like breathing can't put it on a fucking page.

And no you can't have my number.

arghh jesus!

[shonky]

Sorry, went off on a bit of a one there. Think it says a lot about this country though that even trying to get people to be vaguely comprehensible is seen as "fascist".

[datura]

I find some people post in a stream of consciousness style that can be difficult to follow..

I nearly had 3 crashes on the 15 min drive back from work, ffs what's wrong with indicating, turning your lights on in the dark and looking before you pull out onto a main road?

[blizzardmusic]

double post.

[blizzardmusic]

I find some people post in a stream of consciousness style that can be difficult to follow..

I nearly had 3 crashes on the 15 min drive back from work, ffs what's wrong with indicating, turning your lights on in the dark and looking before you pull out onto a main road?

Thats pre-karma for being sarcastic.

[datura]

I find some people post in a stream of consciousness style that can be difficult to follow..

I nearly had 3 crashes on the 15 min drive back from work, ffs what's wrong with indicating, turning your lights on in the dark and looking before you pull out onto a main road?

Thats pre-karma for being sarcastic.

when? btw

Sarcasm - is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. An example of sarcasm is using "that's fantastic" to mean "that's awful".

[blizzardmusic]

I find some people post in a stream of consciousness style that can be difficult to follow..

I nearly had 3 crashes on the 15 min drive back from work, ffs what's wrong with indicating, turning your lights on in the dark and looking before you pull out onto a main road?

Thats pre-karma for being sarcastic.

when? btw

Sarcasm - is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. An example of sarcasm is using "that's fantastic" to mean "that's awful".

[shonky]

Sarcasm - is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. An example of sarcasm is using "that's fantastic" to mean "that's awful".

Wow, that's really deep, insightful and interesting

[datura]

Sarcasm - is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. An example of sarcasm is using "that's fantastic" to mean "that's awful".

now try again

[blizzardmusic]

Sarcasm - is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. An example of sarcasm is using "that's fantastic" to mean "that's awful".

now try again

Whatever. I'm going to make a brew.