Half Full or Half Empty

deapoh · Post by **deapoh** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:55 pm

What do you say?

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:56 pm

"Theres only half left, mate"

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:57 pm

The jug is too big.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:58 pm

Half empty if I fancy another off someone, half full if it gets knocked over. All about the NLP

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:04 pm

Top me up you fucker.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:13 pm

Jubscarz wrote:Top me up you fucker.

X2, Before i cut you

dubbeldutch · Post by **dubbeldutch** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:18 pm

always half empty

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:21 pm

Twixt optimist and pessimist
The difference is droll
The optimist sees the doughnut
The pessimist sees the hole

Half full for me

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:23 pm

If I piss in it it will be full

boy_arena · Post by **boy_arena** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:29 pm

its half full!

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:42 pm

sorry to a tedious pedant but more than half is gone, especially seeing as the jug tapers at the base.

sorry

jim · Post by **jim** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:10 pm

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:08 am

half empty

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:13 am

Half Empty = Half Full ergo

Empty = Full

= enlightenment

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:26 am

depends on my mood/how drunk i am

casm · Post by **casm** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:40 am

half full = you have a small penis.

half empty = you have a small penis.

if the vag ain't full.. it don't matter how one looks at it.

casm · Post by **casm** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:43 am

might have answered differently if that pic loaded for me... now i see. a jug of beer.

shit's half empty.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:59 am

i'd say that was half empty though

casm · Post by **casm** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:00 am

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:34 am

half a cup