Some jokes NSFW

[deamonds]

Not safe for women btw...

What should you give a woman who has everything?

A man to show her how to work it..

Why do women fake orgasms?

They think we care.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it..

and one of my persy ingle of all time..

What's worse than a male Chauvinist pig?..

A woman who wont do what she's told..

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Banned.

[echo wanderer]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing.She's already been told twice.


What is the primary cause of domestic violence?

The man's inability to adequately express his feelings and the woman's inability to simply shut the fuck up.




Disclaimer:Keep in mind these are just jokes.Got nuttin' but respeck for the ladies!

[deamonds]

Why havent women been to the moon yet?

Believe it dont need cleaning..

[*grand*]

i gotta laugh.. some women pls return the favour.. with some humor of your own...

[shonky]

What is the primary cause of domestic violence?

The man's inability to adequately express his feelings and the woman's inability to simply shut the fuck up.

Misandrist and misogynist - like the equal opportunities offense initiative

Was chatting about this the other night (in a mixed group I should add) and it did seem to be a chuckleworthy point that when women ask for men to express emotions, they're quite picky about which ones they want expressed (anger and self-pity being the two no-no's btw, although it's perfectly ok for women to do this - apparently it's intimidating or pathetic if men do it, but empowering and a cry for affirmation if you're of the fairer sex).

A female solicitor at my workplace said that one of the better ways to reduce domestic violence would be to help women with self-esteem issues at an earlier age so that they'd just get the fuck out earlier rather than be so needy for affection due to feelings of worthlessness that they'd stay bound to a psychopath for years on end.

[steelcity]

how many women does it take to change a lightbulb...

none the bitch can cook in the dark

[rojparody]

How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb?
None... you just go out, leave me here, all alone, waiting for anyone to break in, assault me, molest me............

How many REAL men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None... Real men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why are women like carpet tiles?
Lay them right first time, you can walk all over them for ages.

Why are men like parking spaces?
Most are taken, rest are disabled.

How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

[*grand*]

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pro!

[rojparody]

pro!

Had it a while, but thought it wise... especially in threads like this