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Post by dubluke » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:22 pm

Corpsey wrote:Ahhh

How about big dutch guy with beard, shaved head and (I think) glasses?
i think that was bunzero

i'm still fucking crushed i didn't get to meet you :cry:
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by showguns » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:23 pm

dubluke wrote:
Corpsey wrote:Ahhh

How about big dutch guy with beard, shaved head and (I think) glasses?
i think that was bunzero

i'm still fucking crushed i didn't get to meet you :cry:
(yes *wild* homo)
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Post by corpsey » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:25 pm

We'll meet some sunny day dubluke




Or in a dark sweaty club both off her tits on pills




Either way it'll be gravy

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Post by dubluke » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:40 pm

Corpsey wrote:We'll meet some sunny day dubluke




Or in a dark sweaty club both off her tits on pills




Either way it'll be gravy
i'm gonna pretend i'm gay for you for a laff (no homo)

oh shit now i've ruined the surprise
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by badger » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:57 pm

you won't have to pretend very hard mate. or at all :P

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Post by dubluke » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:04 pm

badger wrote:you won't have to pretend very hard mate. or at all :P
says mr "i want to hug you dubluke"
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by datura » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:08 pm

dubluke wrote:
badger wrote:you won't have to pretend very hard mate. or at all :P
says mr "i want to hug you dubluke"
you must both like the gay dolphin's favourite band http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
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Post by dubluke » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:15 pm

datura wrote:
dubluke wrote:
badger wrote:you won't have to pretend very hard mate. or at all :P
says mr "i want to hug you dubluke"
you must both like the gay dolphin's favourite band http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
OMG!! OMG!! TOTALLY MY FAVE BAND DARLS :o :o
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by badger » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:19 pm

datura wrote:
dubluke wrote:
badger wrote:you won't have to pretend very hard mate. or at all :P
says mr "i want to hug you dubluke"
you must both like the gay dolphin's favourite band http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
how did you know? that song was the soundtrack to my last summer

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Post by mikey_g » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:09 am

dubluke is the bumbling fool in real life that he is online.

he was quite sweet and innocent
Recently reborn and relocated to glasgow

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Post by dubluke » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:10 am

mikey g wrote:he was quite sweet and innocent
how can you say that with any level of seriousness after my consumption?? :o

and i don't normally bumble THAT badly
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by mikey_g » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:15 am

dubluke wrote:
mikey g wrote:he was quite sweet and innocent
how can you say that with any level of seriousness after my consumption?? :o
consumption? i was talking about your happy go lucky attitude
Recently reborn and relocated to glasgow

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Post by pk- » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:29 am

03 Mar MAE THE EFFRA PUB LONDON 13.00
03 Mar MAE THE EFFRA PUB LONDON 13.90
03 Mar MAE MASS LONDON SW2 14.00
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jesus wept

took fifty quid out just before going into mass as well :|

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Post by thief » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:31 am

solid effort.

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Post by fused_forces » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:36 am

We learnt that if corpses dont fit in coffins b4 cermation they just snap there arms an legs an stuff em in.

Thank you Carnivore Man.

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Post by hera » Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:43 am

things i've learned:

i, like stanton, like everyone.

nobody drinks martinis in london. they seem to think its a gay foo foo drink. and if you say dirty martini the bartenders gets this scared look on their face and completely ignore you.

dubluke has 3 clones.

brits put their fucking empty beer bottles right on the dancefloor when theyre done with them. for this, i will make sure each and every one of you suffer.

london is expensive.

chicken tikke vindaloo is hot as shit.

there's sushi in Brixton.

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Post by djshiva » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:17 am

hera wrote:
nobody drinks martinis in london. they seem to think its a gay foo foo drink. and if you say dirty martini the bartenders gets this scared look on their face and completely ignore you.
well, that's shit. i love my martinis. the dirtier the better. and i am gay, so foo foo that shit up.
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Post by dubluke » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:35 am

mikey g wrote:
dubluke wrote:
mikey g wrote:he was quite sweet and innocent
how can you say that with any level of seriousness after my consumption?? :o
consumption? i was talking about your happy go lucky attitude
haha, "this is my street!! but by that i don't mean its actually mine, i don't own the place" 8)
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by dubluke » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:36 am

hera wrote:dubluke has 3 clones.
hera where the hell where you all night?!??!!? you along with several others were someone i set out to meet and didn't!! buggery :(
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by cal » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:12 am

hera wrote:
chicken tikke vindaloo is hot as shit.
Fuck! I knew i forgot to do something.. Forgot to get me some vindaloo :(

Touched ham tho

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