The Terrible Jokes Thread

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:18 am

mine's awful, i'd be impressed if anyone got it, not that there's much to 'get'

two birds are sitting on a perch...one says to the other 'can you smell something fishy around here?'

that's it

i'm so sorry

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:57 pm

alfie wrote:mine's awful, i'd be impressed if anyone got it, not that there's much to 'get'

two birds are sitting on a perch...one says to the other 'can you smell something fishy around here?'

hehe my mate told me this one and i actually think it's good

but you're right, no-one gets it. simpletons

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:00 pm

badger wrote:
alfie wrote:mine's awful, i'd be impressed if anyone got it, not that there's much to 'get'

two birds are sitting on a perch...one says to the other 'can you smell something fishy around here?'
hehe my mate told me this one and i actually think it's good but you're right, no-one gets it. simpletons

I got it! What do I win?

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:04 pm

kins83 wrote:I got it! What do I win?

my scorn. is that good enough?

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:08 pm

That's a pretty shit prize.

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:11 pm

ungrateful sod

datura · Post by **datura** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:48 pm

What's ET short for?

He has little legs

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:49 pm

Alternatively:

What's ET short for?

So he can fit in his spaceship.

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:50 pm

datura wrote:What's ET short for?

He has little legs

no, it's because on his planet gravity is far lower, and therefore when he comes to the higher gravity atmosphere on earth he is shrunk by seven feet. i thought everyone knew that? prik

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:00 am

What's a woman's least favourite chat-up line?

"Get in the van"

sorry

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:43 am

Someones gotta say it....

Why does Noddy wear a red hat?

Because he is a tnuc.

amykamala · Post by **amykamala** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:58 am

whats worse then finding a worm in ur apple ?

.....finding half a worm.

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:22 am

whats small green and smells of pork?

kermit's dick!!!!

boomphat · Post by **boomphat** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:05 am

how do you get down from an elephant?

you don't, you get down from a duck.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:40 am

amykamala wrote:whats worse then finding a worm in ur apple ?

.....finding half a worm.

Ahh....The ol' "grosser than gross" jokes,eh?

Awright then:

What's grosser than gross?

Ten dead babies in a trashcan.

What's grosser than that?

One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What's grosser than gross?

Eating Raisin Bran and finding out your brother lost his scab collection.

What's grosser than gross?

When you throw your underwear against the wall and it sticks.

What's grosser than that?

When it crawls back down.

3rd grade bizniz son!

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