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Post by amykamala » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:42 pm

yea f esta keep your riches flaunting outta herr
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Post by z.u.bee » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:45 pm

amykamala wrote:yea f esta keep your riches flaunting outta herr
i could say the same for those legs but i wont...

cos even in those socks theyre quite sexy...
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Post by FSTZ » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:51 pm

yes, but this is the first time I have been happy with my love life since the nasty divorce

so you all should be happy for dis old geezah
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Post by z.u.bee » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:52 pm

unklefesta wrote:yes, but this is the first time I have been happy with my love life since the nasty divorce

so you all should be happy for dis old geezah
fair do's bro!!! sorry... :wink:
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Post by fuagofire » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:57 pm

unklefesta wrote:yes, but this is the first time I have been happy with my love life since the nasty divorce

so you all should be happy for dis old geezah
ha a marriage is just a divorce that ain't happened yet.

flying solo for too long but i do live in the middle of nowere,
trouble with girls is they tend to have expensive tastes, im thinking of getting a blow up doll :)
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Post by djelements » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:14 pm

fuagofire wrote:
unklefesta wrote:yes, but this is the first time I have been happy with my love life since the nasty divorce

so you all should be happy for dis old geezah
ha a marriage is just a divorce that ain't happened yet.

flying solo for too long but i do live in the middle of nowere,
trouble with girls is they tend to have expensive tastes, im thinking of getting a blow up doll :)

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Post by fuagofire » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:19 pm

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Post by parson » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:20 pm

been over a year since i've gotten any
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Post by fuagofire » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:21 pm

'Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship' :idea:
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Post by parson » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:22 pm

occasionally opportunities will present themselves that i probably should have taken up, but when you've been sittin in park for a long time, it takes a while to shift gears and get movin. and moving is such a hassle. never know where you're gonna end up.
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Post by fuagofire » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:22 pm

ha they even sell a silicone repair kit for wear and tears on your doll
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Post by vonboyage » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:23 pm

Parson wrote:been over a year since i've gotten any
Oh my god. :o
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Post by kins83 » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:28 pm

I'm going out for a meal with my ex tomorrow. Uh-oh.
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Post by amykamala » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:34 pm

Parson wrote:been over a year since i've gotten any

i find this *really* hard to believe.
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Post by gena » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:34 pm

Someone living outside London is a total prik and deserves some proper

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Post by amykamala » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:35 pm

z.u.bee wrote:
amykamala wrote:yea f esta keep your riches flaunting outta herr
i could say the same for those legs but i wont...

cos even in those socks theyre quite sexy...
my legs never hurt anyone. they make your solemn life a tad more exciting.
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Post by z.u.bee » Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:40 pm

amykamala wrote:
my legs hurt your solemn life.
ok thankyou.... :cry:
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Post by parson » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:49 pm

amykamala wrote:
Parson wrote:been over a year since i've gotten any

i find this *really* hard to believe.
not even a kiss or a fondle or cuddle
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Post by amykamala » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:06 pm

z.u.bee wrote:
amykamala wrote:
my legs hurt your solemn life.
ok thankyou.... :cry:

you misconstrued my statement. needs more in between words.
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Post by amykamala » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:06 pm

Parson wrote:
amykamala wrote:
Parson wrote:been over a year since i've gotten any

i find this *really* hard to believe.
not even a kiss or a fondle or cuddle

lies.
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