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dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:43 pm

RojParody wrote:
dubluke wrote: aye or when you go out for drinks, things are sort of getting somewhere, then a drunken randomer plonks himself down next to you and spoils the vibe
Not even that... Two different circles of friends meet on one day... she's from one of those circles, and ends up with a friend of mine from the other... and I get asked for advice on their relationship

that is fucking long

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:44 pm

dubluke wrote:but must you keep baiting me for these things?

i have no idea what you are referring to young man

i was simply using an anecdote

hera · Post by **hera** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:44 pm

datura wrote:Lol, prik

how could you???

rojparody · Post by **rojparody** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:44 pm

dubluke wrote:
RojParody wrote:
dubluke wrote: aye or when you go out for drinks, things are sort of getting somewhere, then a drunken randomer plonks himself down next to you and spoils the vibe
Not even that... Two different circles of friends meet on one day... she's from one of those circles, and ends up with a friend of mine from the other... and I get asked for advice on their relationship
that is fucking long

Tell me about it... Oh well... Must grin and bear it! The joys of being single and wanting to take your time instead of diving straight in...

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:44 pm

badger wrote:
dubluke wrote:but must you keep baiting me for these things?
i have no idea what you are referring to young man

i was simply using an anecdote

i know your game

prik

hera · Post by **hera** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:45 pm

fuck you guys.

hera · Post by **hera** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:46 pm

PRKS.

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:47 pm

hera wrote:PRKS.

*sustained mauling*

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:50 pm

hera wrote:fuck you guys.

Well, if you're offering

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:52 pm

hera wrote:
datura wrote:Lol, prik
how could you???

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:19 am

Bastards, you've hijacked my emothread.

Yeah, on the emo subject, I met an amazing girl, etc. and it turns out that she has superbaggage, and she doesn't want a relationship. Until she met someone else, and she decided she did want one... But damn, it's hard to be angry at her, because she is ridiculously nice.

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:24 am

DJelements wrote:Bastards, you've hijacked my emothread. Yeah, on the emo subject, I met an amazing girl, etc. and it turns out that she has superbaggage, and she doesn't want a relationship. Until she met someone else, and she decided she did want one... But damn, it's hard to be angry at her, because she is ridiculously nice.

i think you should probably give her a slap, youl probably get arrested, but she deserves it.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:47 am

fuagofire wrote:
DJelements wrote:Bastards, you've hijacked my emothread. Yeah, on the emo subject, I met an amazing girl, etc. and it turns out that she has superbaggage, and she doesn't want a relationship. Until she met someone else, and she decided she did want one... But damn, it's hard to be angry at her, because she is ridiculously nice.
i think you should probably give her a slap, youl probably get arrested, but she deserves it.

X2.

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:04 pm

DJelements wrote:But damn, it's hard to be angry at her, because she is ridiculously nice.

Oh dear.

noodle · Post by **noodle** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:47 pm

I get really "aww" about not having someone to share cuddles n smooches etc with every now and again... atm i don't give a turd.

I'm far far too paranoid to get with a lady and I'm rubbish in general. And rubbish is thrown out, apart from when it's collected by a dirty old bloke with a beard made of spaghetti hoops

Anyway, it'd be nice if the lady made the effort for once (ooooh I can feel a heated debate coming on)

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:57 pm

noodle wrote:I get really "aww" about not having someone to share cuddles n smooches etc with every now and again... atm i don't give a turd.

I'm far far too paranoid to get with a lady and I'm rubbish in general. And rubbish is thrown out, apart from when it's collected by a dirty old bloke with a beard made of spaghetti hoops

Anyway, it'd be nice if the lady made the effort for once (ooooh I can feel a heated debate coming on)

yeah i think women are going downhill these days, i haven't had breakfast in bed for over a year now, and i have to do all my own washing up.
whats going on? i'm writing a letter to my mp , i recon its global warming making our women go all funny, oh and foreiners , cummin over 'ere makin our women think about 'equal rights'...........

sines · Post by **sines** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:20 pm

Im just lazy.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:19 pm

She's seriously a nice person, slapping her would be like slapping Mother Theresa, except she's attractive, and Mother Theresa looked like Gandhi in a nun outfit.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:20 pm

@ dubluke - how's it goin now? i advised the hell out of you before i left... don't tell me you've permanently fucked yourself into the friend zone (idiot)?

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:59 pm

Delendi wrote:@ dubluke - how's it goin now? i advised the hell out of you before i left... don't tell me you've permanently fucked yourself into the friend zone (idiot)?

Chris Rock knows doesn't he.

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