Dry love life thread

amykamala · Post by **amykamala** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:17 am

nesslei wrote:
amykamala wrote:i think i will probably be single for the rest of my life.
aww!

well hello.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:52 am

amykamala wrote:
nesslei wrote:
amykamala wrote:i think i will probably be single for the rest of my life.
aww!
well hello.

Only if you have standards and don't look hard enough. Otherwise, there's me.

But seriously, everyone has someone, or at least I've always thought so.

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:00 am

As soon as I saw the name of this thread I immediatly thought it was about "dry loving"...shame its not.

cal · Post by **cal** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:01 am

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:02 am

frebentos wrote:As soon as I saw the name of this thread I immediatly thought it was about "dry loving"...shame its not.

so did I.

Large up all the single losers

amykamala · Post by **amykamala** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:16 am

DJelements wrote:
amykamala wrote:
nesslei wrote:
amykamala wrote:i think i will probably be single for the rest of my life.
aww!
well hello.
Only if you have standards and don't look hard enough. Otherwise, there's me.

But seriously, everyone has someone, or at least I've always thought so.

i think we have a few someones in our lifetimes

one of them being ourselves

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:38 am

Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:
Shonky wrote:
Diss04 wrote:shonks, that is very true my son. best thing to do if your a tnuc is find a bigger tnuc to make you look like less of a tnuc. i'm pretty sure thats what tony blair done for years
Didn't really work did it

Of course there is always the try not being a tnuc angle
FAIL!!

i'm no longer lonely, I woke up today with the realisation that last night i got a bit drunk and got married...

this was on dubstepfm so i'm not sure if it's legally binding....
Most irrelevant quoting ever:D

Did you get very drunk last night?

how on earth is that irrelevant? i was trying to be rude - clearly it subconciously goes against my good nature the fact it failed miserably...

Wil Blaze wrote:
dr ddd wrote:dubstepfm is clearly *the* new singles bar - sod speed dating! Mind you he seems a bit resistant to getting in the kitchen and sorting me brekkie out, but now the honeymoon period is over i'll be cracking my whip

oh and i think it was all your idea
this sounds interesting... or mental... or possibly both...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oh both.... definitely both - I'm not sure if this was the sleep depivation, the fear of the sunlight through the curtains or some new undiscovered personality traits- but you'll have to ask badge as, apparently, he is now a qualified doctor in psychology

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:47 am

All makes so much more sense with the bold type. Anyway I can't be cunty, I'm ill, cough, splutter, retch.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:53 am

i'm think i'm getting ill as well now, i'm not sure how but i know this is your fault

of course it's possible i may just have developed an alllergy to monday mornings.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:03 am

dr ddd wrote:i'm think i'm getting ill as well now, i'm not sure how but i know this is your fault

of course it's possible i may just have developed an alllergy to monday mornings.

I cannot be held responsible. Just generally

Found out today I can claim back my days sick whilst on holiday - back of the net

Which almost makes up for the constant headaches, death-like fatigue, and feeling like my lungs have been scooped out with a fork. Lucky I managed to get to the chemists yesterday - seems like my shaking demeanour, watery eyes and general dizziness seemed to boost the self-esteem of some of our long term smackheads who rightfully looked at said mess, and thought "well at least I didn't go that far".

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:02 pm

Shonky wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i'm think i'm getting ill as well now, i'm not sure how but i know this is your fault

of course it's possible i may just have developed an alllergy to monday mornings.
I cannot be held responsible. Just generally

Found out today I can claim back my days sick whilst on holiday - back of the net

Which almost makes up for the constant headaches, death-like fatigue, and feeling like my lungs have been scooped out with a fork. Lucky I managed to get to the chemists yesterday - seems like my shaking demeanour, watery eyes and general dizziness seemed to boost the self-esteem of some of our long term smackheads who rightfully looked at said mess, and thought "well at least I didn't go that far".

Owned.

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:16 am

i'm single. and by choice.

honestly, i really don't want to have to give a shit about someone else right now, or wonder if i'm too fat or too short or too tanned or whathaveyou. i just wanna do me (non-salacious) with none of that self-loathing that relationships tend to bring about and not have to hear anyone else's bullshit life history, special moments, worse fears, and which things you can't possibly say because they'll be offended.

that and i'm sorry but where i live is sucking when it comes to meeting intelligent men. intelligence is truly the best aphrodisiac. i'm tired of having to explain half of what i say to a man and watch him shrivel because i don't want to be by myself...

well.....that and gin doesn't talk back. it knows when to shut the hell up and it doesn't look at other women when we're together at the bar...

so yeah....delightfully single for a good while i figure... and i'm not generally mean... much nicer than this might seem...

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:41 am

belle its a shame you gotta feel pressurised into always worrying about looking good cos you're in a relationship, i think it should be that if someone likes/loves you then looks are irrelevant really, a plus yes but not an important factor by any stretch

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:41 am

cue forensix slaying me for sounding like a pussy

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:43 am

bellybelle wrote:i'm single. and by choice.

honestly, i really don't want to have to give a shit about someone else right now, or wonder if i'm too fat or too short or too tanned or whathaveyou. i just wanna do me (non-salacious) with none of that self-loathing that relationships tend to bring about and not have to hear anyone else's bullshit life history, special moments, worse fears, and which things you can't possibly say because they'll be offended.

this^^

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:48 am

dubluke wrote:belle its a shame you gotta feel pressurised into always worrying about looking good cos you're in a relationship, i think it should be that if someone likes/loves you then looks are irrelevant really, a plus yes but not an important factor by any stretch

yeah. but i live in Florida. normal rules *do not* apply here.

its ok really. a lot less stress without the added quotient of birth control. i dun need much...am actually content...which only saddens my mom since i turned 30 this year and the family has taken to reminding me how little time left i have

hehehe i'm still pissin off my folks! take that adulthood!

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:08 am

bellybelle wrote:
dubluke wrote:belle its a shame you gotta feel pressurised into always worrying about looking good cos you're in a relationship, i think it should be that if someone likes/loves you then looks are irrelevant really, a plus yes but not an important factor by any stretch

yeah. but i live in Florida. normal rules *do not* apply here.

its ok really. a lot less stress without the added quotient of birth control. i dun need much...am actually content...which only saddens my mom since i turned 30 this year and the family has taken to reminding me how little time left i have

hehehe i'm still pissin off my folks! take that adulthood!

Adulthood is no good. Well, I mean sometimes it is.

cursedc · Post by **cursedc** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:14 am

bellybelle wrote:
dubluke wrote:belle its a shame you gotta feel pressurised into always worrying about looking good cos you're in a relationship, i think it should be that if someone likes/loves you then looks are irrelevant really, a plus yes but not an important factor by any stretch

yeah. but i live in Florida. normal rules *do not* apply here.

its ok really. a lot less stress without the added quotient of birth control. i dun need much...am actually content...which only saddens my mom since i turned 30 this year and the family has taken to reminding me how little time left i have

hehehe i'm still pissin off my folks! take that adulthood!

Yeah, Florida is a whole different ball game compare to some place like Michigan. Looks do matter, to men and women. If yer a fat slob and your lover doesn't like that, then expect the love life to decrease. You should want to look good for your lover and they should want to look good for you.

No sense on turning into a fat toothy pile of yuk. putting on 5 to 10 pounds isn't horrible either, but letting yourself go is another issue for another day.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:17 am

Dry love....heh

fuck love.

funniest thing ever...I was at a party this wmc and I was standing there in the middle of all my friends....and they are all fucking couples. i never felt so alone....even ecstacy didnt make me feel better. Sexual propositions present themselves on random occasions (some that i kick myself for not taking lol), but I am not a slut, and it seems that guys want a good girl on their arm (and i dont mean a saint, just someone they can trust to be a friend as well as a lover), but just want the fuck. ah fuck this shit.

this thread is depressing.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:21 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:Dry love....heh

fuck love.

funniest thing ever...I was at a party this wmc and I was standing there in the middle of all my friends....and they are all fucking couples. i never felt so alone....even ecstacy didnt make me feel better. Sexual propositions present themselves on random occasions (some that i kick myself for not taking lol), but I am not a slut, and it seems that guys want a good girl on their arm (and i dont mean a saint, just someone they can trust to be a friend as well as a lover), but just want the fuck. ah fuck this shit.

this thread is depressing.

Thank you.

But really, the whole third wheel type shit is just... Fucking great for me. People tend to come to me if I 'm with friends who are a couple.

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